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Just visited a health spa
and you want to replicate
some of that soothing
pampering at home? Or is
the idea of spending
loads of money to
de-stress that aching
body of yours going to
cause more pain? Well
indulge yourself in some
Hot Stone Therapy with
these Spa Hot Rocks.
Stone Therapy is the
application of stones in
a thermo-therapeutic
massage. This is an age
old therapy dating back
5000 years. When heated,
the rocks penetrate the
muscles and ease tension.
The cool stones sooth
inflammation. When hot
and cold are alternated,
the circulation is
stimulated, thereby
assisting the body in
self-healing. The
weight of the rocks being
accepted by the skin and
the muscles has an effect
completely unlike a
'normal' hot/cold
treatment. Use the hot
rocks to relax, ease
muscular aches and pains,
relieve stress, tension
and anxiety, combat
insomnia and depression.
The Spa Rocks comes with
easy to follow
instructions, with three
of the nine rocks in the
pouch engraved with
'Body', 'Relax' and
'Soul'. To use, remove
the stones from the
velvet bag and place in a
pot of water; bring them
to the boil and then
carefully remove the
rocks from the water and
dry and place on a towel.
To test the temperature,
carefully touch each
stone; when they feel
warm and hot to the touch
place the stones as per
the instructions provided
for either back,
shoulder, feet or arm
relief.Why not create
your own pampering
experience for your
beloved as a birthday,
Anniversary or Valentine
s Day treat? Or why not
indulge them after a
long, stressful day at
work? This is not just a
homeopathic remedy it's a
romantic pampering gift
that just keeps on
giving.So, what do you
get? Hot Stone Massage -
Spa Hot Rocks One velvet
pouch filled with 9
smooth, tactile black
stones. Pouch will either
be black or red in
colour; we cannot
guarantee which colour is
supplied. Stones
comprises 3 x Larger
engraved stones and 6 x
Smaller stone 1 x Set of
instructions
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£8.50
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Have you decided upon an
Anniversary present for
your partner yet?
Monogamy - "fun with
fidelity" is the present
that will touch your
partner's more intimate
feelings as well as both
of you having the most
fun you could possibly
have together! Monogamy
has been described as the
"perfect naughty wedding
pressie for all newly
weds." As "You and Your
Wedding" Magazine
recently mentioned.
"..Monogamy "fun with
fidelity" will take you
from laughter to lust
before you know it!"Those
who have played the game
say it is the perfect
adult party game....for
two - some very
adventurous couples have
played level one and two
with their friends. Hot
level three however
should be reserved for
the two of you, unless
of course......!! Click
on more info for Player's
Reviews and much much
more..
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£24.99
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A novelty joke which will
make your partner laugh
so much that it may
actually end up working.
A black bell and handle
which reads "Ring For A
Shag" in red and a blunt
way of getting your
message across, no
faffing! Styled like the
old fashioned bells that
used to summon servants,
it has a black handle and
a message in "urgent" red
on the bell. We would
advise that it is used
with caution - remember
your partner may find
other uses and make
suggestions as to what
you could do with this
little gem! Just remember
to stay in their good
books! Here's how it
works: One ring =
Ready now! Two rings =
Be quick Three rings
= I'm
desperate!!! Keep it
beside the bed to use
at any
time! Dimensions Bell
Size: Height: 13cm,
Diameter: 7cm
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£3.99
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The bath is a place to
get clean, however
whatever gets submerged
isn't always squeeky
clean - and we're not
just talking about a
muddy personage who's
just had a messy game of
football either. This
bath time Duck with a
Dick is an adult's only
toy designed for the big
kid! This is a rude take
on the classic yellow
rubber duck, so no
mixing it up with kids'
bath toys. If it's tricky
to keep hidden, the
"pecker" is detachable
and can be brought out
when the bathroom becomes
a kids free zone. As can
be seen, this feathered
friend's dangling bit is
definitely out of all
proportion to its size.
How many men can boast
this? The traditional
rubber duckie was never
like this!
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£4.50
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Want to challenge your
mate to a duel? Then
reach for these
Inflatable Willies. Now
these give a whole new
dimension to the phrase
'pork sword'. These
inflatable willies are
ideal for boys nights in,
stag dos and anywhere
there is more
testosterone than sense
flying around. Simply
blow it up, strap it
around your waist and
away you go. Rules of the
game? There are no rules
except that bragging
about the size of one's
manhood is not permitted.
After all, both Willies
are the same size so both
opponents are on even
footing. Have willy wars
to finally decide who is
Alpha Male! It's Cock
Fighting at its literal,
base meaning!
Incidentally no poultry
was harmed in the making
of this product!
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£9.99
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This inflatable sheep
with hand cuffs is the
ideal gift for the groom
on their stag do or just
for crazy nights out
where an inflatable sheep
may come in handy. This
inflatable sheep is
guaranteed to create lots
of laughs, when this
sheep is handcuffed to
the groom or your friend
all night! Complete with
hand cuffs which allow
you to attach the sheep
lover to the sheep, to
ensure that they stay
close all night long! The
inflatable sheep measures
30 cm (12") tall from
head to toe.
Availability: In Stock
£6.50
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The literary,
best-selling phenomenon
which is 50 Shades of
Grey by E L James is now
a board game. It was only
a matter of time really;
now you can bring the
game the world is talking
about to your own party!
The Official 50 Shades of
Grey Party game lets you
find out how your friends
see you and reveals how
you see them. Everyone
listens to the question
before secretly voting on
which friend they believe
is the best match to the
answer. Each 'correct'
answer wins an 'Inner
Goddess' token. First to
20 tokens
winsLight-hearted and fun
questions include 'Who is
most likely to have a
hidden tattoo?' or which
of your girlfriends do
you think would be most
likely to have an affair
with their boss? Name the
girlfriend you think is
the most romantic?" or
"Which girlfriend is most
likely to Tweet about a
steamy encounter?" It's a
bit like Truth or Dare
but much more thought
provoking. So gather some
of your best friends,
pour some drinks and
start playing. A perfect
party game for any hen
do, grown up party or
girls night in.
Availability: In Stock
£24.99
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As seen on ITV2 hit
series The Only Way is
Essex (TOWIE), our
chocolate body paint is a
fun way to give you or
someone special a real
reem treat!So if you re
planning a night in on
your Anniversary or
Valentine s Day, then
why not top off your
romantic dinner with some
after dinner chocolates!
Push aside the After
Eights and indulge in a
sensual, sweet adventure
where you will be eating
your words LITERALLY!The
Lover s Body Pen Set is
an erotic and sensual way
to indulge your sweet
tooth! This tin of body
paint will enable you to
paint a masterpiece on
your lover and then lick
it off. Once opened, dip
the brush into the tin of
yummy chocolate and be as
creative as you like
using your lover's body
as a canvas! Each tin
contains 200 grams of
yummy, luscious edible
chocolate plus a handy
brush for those lovely
strokes. You can write
fun messages that are for
your partner s eyes only!
Once read, you must
destroy the evidence. Or
draw cute love hearts
which can be slowly and
sensually licked off!!
Try not to get too
carried away or your
partner will make you eat
your own words.
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£4.99
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Whether you're on the Gay
radar or not, don't get
in lather but head for
the Gay Bar (that's soap
of course!) Need to
clean, then you ll love
this kitsch, camp and
king (or queen) of the
bathroom - Gay Bar
Novelty Soap! Whether you
re straight, gay,
bi-sexual, transsexual,
metro-sexual, or just
downright sexual everyone
is welcomed with (clean
and perfumed) open arms
at the Gay Bar. As the
Village People famously
said "you can get
yourself cleaned, you
can have a good meal,
you can do whatever you
feel". And it doesn't
matter if your favourite
movie star is Judy
Garland or Clint Eastwood
everyone likes a good
scrub! So, indulge
yourself in our
wonderfully fragrant rose
scented lather, forget
about your worries, rest
your weary feet, and
treat yourself to a bit
of Gay Bar
goodness. Makes a great
jokesy novelty gift for
anyone no matter what
their preferences are!
However may we suggest
you don't give it to
someone who isn't
comfortable with their
sexuality - it's very
pink and girlie indeed.
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£4.00
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How are you planning to
celebrate your next
anniversary or Valentine
s Day? Going out for
dinner? Sharing a bottle
of champagne? Or perhaps
you re cooking a romantic
dinner for two? How about
playing cards. That's
right! These Kama Sutra
Playing cards will leave
your game of Gin Rummy or
Black Jack positively
steaming. In fact, a
game of strip poker would
be more appropriate! This
pack of 54 standard sized
playing cards feature
full colour photographs
of a different sexual
position taken from the
ancient text. For
example, the Ace of
Diamonds features the
"Opening Flower"
position; the Two of
Spades shows the position
"Splitting the Bamboo".
And if you're playing
SNAP, remember the
winner is he or she left
holding all the
cards!However, please be
aware that these cards
are necessarily explicit
and those offended easily
should not buy. Strictly
over 18's.
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£6.50
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Winter is approaching and
there is a chill in the
air and a chill down
there. It shouldn't just
be the presents that get
wrapped up this Christmas
-get cosy with the
novelty rainbow Willy
warmer. Knitted for extra
comfort this novelty
stocking filler will keep
your manhood warm, plus,
the rainbow design means
that there will be a
colour to match every
pair of underpants you
own - nobody likes a
clash! Tell him to strike
a pose as he models this!
After all, it's ideal
for those who don't take
themselves too seriously!
This Willy Warmer is
one size fits all (well
most - no bragging
please!) so show you care
this Christmas with a
funny and thoughtful
stocking filler or secret
Santa present. NB:
Rainbow Willy Warmer is
excluded from our 30-day
money back guarantee.
This does not affect your
Statutory Rights.
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£4.99
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Little Willy Condoms for
those who struggle to
find their right
size...These novelty
condoms are for when
you've come to the
shocking conclusion that
you're not so well
endowed after
all.Includes 3 extra
small condoms to provide
protection for the little
guy!
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£2.99
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The Mankini is a bikini
for men, as fashioned by
Borat Sagdiyev,
`Jagshemash, I
like.............feels
very nice and sexy!` Don
one of these babies and
you truly will be the
laughing stock. This is
an official, 20th
Century Fox licensed
`Borat Mankini' which is
perfect for parties,
stag dos, the office
secret Santa and more...
Also been spotted at the
odd football and rugby
match!Gadget Grotto take
no responsibility for any
arrests on charges of
indecency made as a
result of wearing this
product. Beware: costume
may become transparent
when wet - the mind
boggles!One size fits all
- blimey!! IS
NICE!!Materials: 10%
Elastane, 90%
Polyester.Dimensions:
Height: 19.0cm; Width:
10.0cm; Depth: 5.0cm
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£8.99
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You know it's there and
its always blue! Yes,
belly button fluff is
every man's daily
annoyance but this
unusual gift can keep
your belly button clean
instantly! For the man
who has everything this
makes a nice, fun,
little gift.A status
symbol for busy
executives, this is the
ideal gift for those hard
to buy for!
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£9.99
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If he's a breast man or
simply has a sweet tooth,
then this pack of
luscious jelly sweets
make the great little
"top up" present for
either the Christmas
stocking, birthday or
just when you feel like
giving a naughty but nice
gift! Tantalise your
lover with these Jelly
Boobs sweets. Delicious,
mouth watering and
fruity, they're a way to
round off an evening of
sensual naughtiness. Or,
if you just want to serve
cheeky sweets with a
difference, they make
silly additions to stag
nights, boys nights out
or even hen
dos. Ingredients: Glucose
Syrup, Sugar, Modified
Corn Starch, Gelling
Agent: Gelatine,
Acidulant: Citric Acid,
Natural and Artificial
Flavours, Acidity
regulator: Sodium
Citrate, Vegetable Oils,
Glazing Agent: Carnauba
Wax, Colours: E102,
E129, E133.
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£3.99
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Not for sale to persons
under the age of 18. By
placing an order for this
product, you declare
that you are 18 years of
age or over. This item
must be used responsibly
and appropriately. "I
look like something you
give your kid when you
tell them grandma died"
Huh? I bet you never
thought you'd hear a
teddy bear say that. But
'Ted' isn't just any old
bear, he's got an
attitude which will leave
your friends in shock
when they hear some of
the things he comes out
with. Ted is the
eponymous,
not-so-loveable Soft Toy
from the buddy movie
"Ted" starring Seth
MacFarlane. It tells the
story of a boy and his
favourite teddy bear,
which sounds sweet,
except boys and teddies
grow-up! Leave Ted on
your bed, press his paw
and hear him recall some
of the film's hilarious
lines including: "C'mon,
I don't sound that much
like Peter Griffin!"He
might be as soft as a
normal teddy bear, but
beware because this bear
packs a punch which will
leave all of your friends
in stitches! Other
questionable phrases
include: "You know what
I'd like to do to her:
something I call the
dirty Fozzie" "I didn't
know you had a baby. Is
it alive?" Definitely
Suitable for ages 18+
only!
Availability: In Stock
£59.99
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