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Duck With A Dick

The bath is a place to
get clean, however
whatever gets submerged
isn't always squeeky
clean - and we're not
just talking about a
muddy personage who's
just had a messy game of
football either. This
bathtime Duck with a Dick
is an adult's only toy
designed for the big kid!
This is a rude take on
the classic yellow rubber
duck, so no mixing it up
with kids' bath toys. If
it's tricky to keep
hidden, the "pecker" is
detachable and can be
brought out when the
bathroom becomes a kids
free zone. As can be
seen, this feathered
friend's dangling bit is
definitely out of all
proportion to its size.
How many men can boast
this? The traditional
rubber duckie was never
like this! Classic
yellow bathtime duck with
a detachable penis! Duck
has an unfeesibly large
willie that floats under
water The Duck with a
Dick measures approx 9 cm
x 12 cm x 8 cm Makes a
great adults only bath
toy for the big
kid Perfect gift for a
hen do or secret santa!

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£2.99

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Belly Button Brush

For the Person who has
Everything! The ultimate
status symbol, which
carries almost as much
kudos as a brand new
Porsche - at a fraction
of the cost!This is a
high quality silverware
brush which caters for a
very essential need,
-removing fluff, crumbs
and other debris from a
very sensitive area -
your BELLY BUTTON! This
designer accessory will
keep your "Innie" or
"Outie" looking great for
your peers to admire in
awe! A truly "Navel"
idea! Geddit?This quality
silverware utensil is
dishwasher safe, and has
a stain resistant
surface.Belly Button
Fluff:A common though
fortunately harmless
problem among clothes
wearers is the collection
of belly button fluff in
the navel. This has,
surprisingly enough,
been the subject of
serious scientific
research. In 2001, Prof.
Karl Kruszelnicki of the
University of Sydney,
Australia undertook a
systematic survey to
determine the ins and
outs of belly button
fluff. Serious fluff,
sorry, stuff!

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£5.50

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Inflatable Cock Fighting Set

Want to challenge your
mate to a duel? Then
reach for these
Inflatable Willies. Now
these give a whole new
dimension to the phrase
of pork sword. These
inflatable willies are
ideal for boys nights in,
stag dos and anywhere
there is more
testosterone than sense
flying around. Simply
blow it up, strap it
around your waist and
away you go. Rules of the
game? There are no rules
except that bragging
about the size of ones
manhood is not permitted.
After all, both Willies
are the same size so both
opponents are on even
footing. Willy Wars will
finally decide who is
Alpha Male! Its Cock
Fighting at its literal,
base meaning!
Incidentally no poultry
was harmed in the making
of this product! Pack
contains two inflatable
giant Willies with velcro
fastening Ideal for boys
nights in - sorts out who
really is Alpha
Male Simply blow up strap
on around the waist and
get fighting A great gift
for the Groom on his Stag
night Very rude and very
funny

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£10.00

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Flying F#*k Remote Control Toy

Now, for the first time
in human history, you
can actually, really,
give a Flying F*K. And
just to prove it, we've
included a picutre of the
remote control and a
video foryour viewing
pleasure! The Flying F*K
is a fully remote
controlled flying word.
(Even though were not
fully spelling it out,
were sure you know
exactly which word we
mean). Keep the Flying
F*K on your desk at work
or home and launch it
into the air to astound
and impress your
colleagues or loved ones.
Makes a brilliant
Executive Toy too! Made
from soft-foam and
controlled by a
two-channel helicopter
style flight system, the
Flying F*k does exactly
what it says on the box.
Not merely a novelty,
the FlyingF*k actually
flies superbly and can be
trimmed for stability and
flown just like a remote
controlled helicopter.
You dont just loft it up
into the air, you really
can properly fly the
Flying F*K! Sometimes in
life, things just have
to be taken literally. So
now you can clearly
communicate to anyone
whether you do, or dont,
give a Flying F*K. This
groundbreaking airborne
obscenity makes the
perfect gift. Now you can
proudly tell someone: "I
always told you I give a
Flying F*K! It's easy to
show someone you care -
give a Flying F*k
today! If your loved one
is feeling neglected or
you really want to
impress your Boss, its
now easy to prove to them
that you really do give a
Flying F*K. So - give a
Flying F*K or dont give a
Flying F*K - its up to
you!

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£16.99

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