You've heard of toilet humour well here is a jokesy yet practical solution to cleaning the Loo. Bob the Bog Brush is a toilet brush with a personality. Stick poor old Bob down the bowl and swish around for a nice bright pan!
And depending on the condition of your toilet, it's bound to be a hair-raising experience (at least for Bob anyway).
Novelty toilet brush cleaner with floor stand
Makes a great house-warming present
A perfect bit of toilet humour
Ideal for student households
A quirky bathroom accessory
Cyber Clean is a high tech cleaning compound that's perfect for keyboards and gadgets.Let's face it, we all get crumbs down the gaps between the keys in our keyboards. But apparently there's even nastier stuff lurking in there as well, including dead skin, hair, dust and even printer toner (yuck). Help is at hand.
Cyber Clean is a wonderful cleaning goo that not only cleans keyboards, it's perfect for loads of other electronic devices too. It cleans cavities where conventional cleaners fail and its anti-bacterial compound kills germs. The performance of your keyboard and other devices will be enhanced.Just like Silly Putty (or slime - well, not quite otherwise that would be counter-productive), it comes in an easy to find, resealable 135gram tub. Easy to use too, reaching into those "hard to reach" areas. Simply press against the selected area then peel back and all that horrible gunk and muck will come with it - dust and harmful bacteria will be absorbed. And you needn't to worry about your delicate electronic equipment as Cyber Clean doesn't stain - nothing is left behind but a clean surface. Much better and efficient than a cloth cleaner. It's also bio-degradable which means that when it reaches the end of its cleaning life, you can discard without fear of tainting the environment.
Dont succumb to stress! Just let it go by squeezing the hell out of this happy little blob in the shape of a Space Hopper! Make him suffer for all the stuff you have to take from the boss or all the stupd things the other half and kids do or even the idiot that cut you up during the rush hour this morning! Hes out of this world and sure can take it!
Give him a squeeze and hell ease you in times of stress! And hes the perfect shape to remember all those carefree, childhood days of jumping around the garden on a life-size space hopper when the only thing to worry about was mastering the art of not falling off. Thats before the onset of adulthood and coping with mortgages, bills, workstress, road rage, failing health, poor eyesight and general grown-up grumpiness.
These Special FX fangs are the perfect gift for all fans of the recent vampire craze sparked by the "Twilight" films and novels. These vampire teeth allow you to custom fit your own pair of vampire fangs and then control when they appear and disappear - perfect for all vampire or demon fancy dress costumes.
Once you've moulded these movie quality fangs you simply have to place them in your mouth and use the tongue bar to raise and lower them at your will - it's that easy!
Perfect for bringing the vampire in you out all year round, not just at Halloween, simply put them in and people will watch in amazement as your fangs grow into place before their eyes!
Bounce it, shatter it, tear it, shape it and play!
Introducing Science Putty from the Science Museum! Similar to silly putty introduced in the late 70s, Science Putty is the most extraordinary melty, stretchy, bouncy, fiddly, stress relieving, won't want to put down mushy stuff ever invented, in the world, times 2! Incredible yet true!
It has an amazing molecular structure - the faster you interact with it the more brittle it becomes! You won't stop using it. Comes in garish funky orange and is packaged in a neat tin. Perfect stress reliever for the work place or simply something you can lob at annoying work colleages. Remember it bounces too!
If life is really driving you around the bend, then pick up this Banana Stress Reliever, rather than something breakable! We cant guarantee the problem is going to go away, however this great stress toy will help to relax your muscles, de-stress you and you can still throw without breaking anything (providing you dont aim it at your priceless vase.
This puts all those other boring stress toys and stress balls firmly in the shade. Basically squeezing one of your five day will help release the agitation and frustration brought on by seemingly unattainable targets, exasperating spreadsheets, exam stress and anything else that winds you up! And according to nutritionist boffins, eating bananas are apparently good for depression although we wouldnt recommend you eat this one just squeezing it to release tension should suffice!
Stress Reliever Banana in the shape of er well, a banana!
Perfect for stressful situations in the office or at home
Measures approximately 5 x 20 x 5cm
Super squishy - actually feels like a real banana without the mess
One of the worlds favourite gaming apps has now gone from virtual to real. For all you gamers and app-addicts out there, Angry Birds need no introduction, however now theyve taken the form of a plush soft toy.
The Angry Birds Plush Soft toy measures approximately 4 inches and makes angry squawking sounds when pressed, except Piggy of course who says "oink". Instead of catapulting virtual, squawking birds across a phone screen at nest-raiding pigs, you can now show you own indignation and throw one of these soft beauties at anyone who annoys you!
Features:
Angry Birds 4" Plush Soft Toy with Sound effects when pressed
Comes in an assortment of six colours - White, Black, Yellow, Blue and Red Angry Bird.
Piggy no longer available
Each one sold separately
If you feel you need more chow, then this Telescopic fork is the answer. From the comfort of your seat, you can pick from someone elses plate without having to stretch over with a normal fork.
The Telescopic fork is stylish and perfectly functional, so you can use it just like a normal one. However, when youve finished your own course and are watching your slower eating companions with hungry eyes and watering mouth, simply slip the fork under the table and start to extend it by pulling the handle. The Telescopic Fork extends to a hearty 35cms (13 inches) - sufficient to stretch across most dining tables. Once you've grabbed their tastiest-looking morsels, simply retract the fork by pushing its handle back to its normal setting and begin to chow down with no one else around the table any the wiser.
Extendable fork that looks like a normal piece of cutlery at first glance
Stretches up to 35cm - perfect for stealing food off other people's plates
To retract, simply push the fork back to its normal setting
Stylish and and can be used like a normal fork
Novelty Gift for any occasion - ideal gift for gluttons
If your pens are always being stolen you need to take action. Don't be a victim of stationery theft - fight back with this Shocking Pen.
Disguised as real ball point pen, you will have absolute pleasure zapping your colleagues and friends with a mild electric shock. In other words, as soon as they try to click the pen to use it, they will be ZAPPED.
A great gift for the office's stationery vigilante and a perfect executive toy!
Warning: Care should be taken to ensure the "victim" is in a safe environment before use as the electric shock can surprise them and cause a momentarylack of concentration.
Supplied with 3 x 1.5v batteries.. Warning: Emits electrical shock..
The Electric Shock Pen is a joke pen that gives you an electric shock!
Looks just like a luxury ball point pen
Measures approx 19 cm x 6 cm x 2 cm
Not recommended for use by persons under 16 years of age.