Baldies - keep that bonce gleaming clean with this Baldy's Buffer. This is a great novelty gift for the follickly challenged who may be losing their hair and is entertaining the idea of buying a sirrup to cover up / compensate! Make that person embrace their pattern baldness.
Alternatively, if he's proud to be a slap-head, then this won't offend at all - because bald is beautiful. Just ask any famous personage - Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Patrick Stewart or even those guys from Right Said Fred!
Either way, this makes a great Christmas stocking filler or Secret Santa.
A lot of people out there enjoy a good Fart Gag. And nothing does this better than a Whoopee Cushion.
If your sense of humour is that way inclined, now you can carry around your very own handy and compact Whoopee Cushion along with your keys. Battery operated, this Whoopee Cushion keyfob makes three disgusting fart souds when pressed - perfect thing to play jokes on unsuspecting friends and colleagues.
Comes with a keychain and ring, and is the keyring to slip all your house, car, bike, work or shed keys onto well.
Nothing is more infuriating when you dash back to the car to avoid a parking fine and parking attentand as already beaten you to it and there's that loathsome yellow ticket stuck to the windscreen. Of course you didn't mean to be a minute over the time but such explanations are usually futile as the ticket is "now in the system".
This Parking Timer will ensure you never lose track of the time again and get back to the car within time. Set the timer and it will beep at 5 and 10 minute warnings thus giving plenty of warning.
With it's long keychain and ring, it's the perfect keyring to slip all your house, car, bike, work or shed keys onto as well.
In black or white. NB: Unfortunately Menkind cannot guarantee which colour is provided