Gadget Grotto | Kitsch & Funny Gifts|Secret Santa

Price: £ - £

Sort By

Show

Kitsch & Funny Gifts|Secret Santa

Available

Grumpy Old Git Toilet Roll

There is one thing that's
common to us all - going
to the toilet! Even the
grumpiest, most
curmudgeonly who think
they've the right to
grizzle about everyone
and everything needs to
visit the bog! Surely
life in the 21st century
isn't that bad. Of
course, some old blokes
don't admit they're wrong
or even bad tempered -
it's just everybody else
that is! So if he's
turning into a Victor
Meldrew, award him with
this Grumpy Old Git
Toilet Roll. This
humorous toilet roll
contains 200 4-ply white
sheets with each
featuring a general moan,
grizzle or command to
anyone who's there!
Comments include
"Remember to Bloody
Flush", Don't Use all the
bloody Bog Roll, Don't
Spend all bloody day
there and more. Comes in
a printed presentation
box and makes an ideal
secret Santa or stocking
filler.

Availability: In Stock

£3.50

Available

Bullshit Button

Put an end to all those
excuses and obvious lies
with the Bullshit Button.
Lets face it, no office
(or indeed home) should
be without. For instance,
my cats just had
puppies, the dog ate my
homework, I have to
attend an aunts funeral
yeah, right, what a
coincidence that everyone
else that day had the
same excuse when there is
a football international
on! Of course there is
always the nonsensical
management speak such as
lets think outside the
box or even the cheque is
in the post. The Bullshit
Button is basically an
alert button with a loud
built-in speaker and red
light that illuminates
with a bullshit response.
It will alert with one of
5 following responses:
Oh come on now, that
ain' t even bullshit,
that's horse shit.
(Siren) Warning,
warning, bullshit alert.
(Beep) That was
bullshit. (Siren)
Bullshit detected, take
precautions. (Siren)
Bullshit level death con
5 It even has a
convenient Velcro backing
which means you can
attach to it your car and
use in response to
back-seat drivers.
Remember, sh*t can stick
even bullsh*t! Perfect
novelty gift for work
colleagues, mates and
family or anyone you may
suspect is talking a load
of cobblers!

Availability: In Stock

£5.75

Available

Desktop Skip

Need to get your desktop
at home or in the office
looking neater? We're not
talking about your
computer desktop either
but the space (or lack of
space) surrounding
it. This useful desktop
skip can be used as a
desk tidy or a bin. Store
pens, pencils,
post-its, sweets, loose
change, M&Ms - anything
that needs to be within
easy reach. Or treat it
like a rubbish skip,
after all turning around
and shying stuff in the
floor bin from the
comfort of your office
chair can be a bit hit
and miss sometimes. The
Desktop Skip makes a
great place to
"file-away" any unwanted
correspondence,
unfavourable spreadsheets
- anything that deserves
the "rubbish" treatment.
Comes in bright yellow so
it can't be
missed! Whatever it is
used for, either way it
will help you organise
and keep your desk in a
respectable condition!
Traditional office
stationery was never like
this! Mini skip ideal
for the desk top at home
or in the office In
bright yellow in
traditional rubbish skip
shape Use as a desk tidy
for essentials or as a
waste paper bin Made from
lightweight ABS plastic -
no crane needed to
lift! Dimensions: Length:
175mm; Width: 120mm;
Depth: 80mm

Availability: In Stock

£3.99

Home
Contributors
International Sites
- United Kingdom
- France
- Germany
- Netherlands
- Denmark
- Sweden
- Italy
- Spain
Account
Information

Filters

Contact Us

Information

My Account