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If your pens are always
being stolen you need to
take action. Don't be a
victim of stationery
theft - fight back with
this Shocking
Pen.Disguised as real
ball point pen, you will
have absolute pleasure
zapping your colleagues
and friends with a mild
electric shock. In other
words, as soon as they
try to click the pen to
use it, they will be
ZAPPED.A great gift for
the office's stationery
vigilante and a perfect
executive toy!Warning:
Care should be taken to
ensure the "victim" is in
a safe environment before
use as the electric shock
can surprise them and
cause a momentary lack of
concentration.Supplied
with 3 x 1.5v batteries..
Warning: Emits electrical
shock..The Electric Shock
Pen is a joke pen that
gives you an electric
shock!Looks just like a
luxury ball point
penMeasures approx 19 cm
x 6 cm x 2 cmNot
recommended for use by
persons under 16 years of
age.
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£3.99
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How cool is this? This
"make your own" plectrum
"thingamajig" device is a
must have for guitar
heroes or guitar wannabe
heroes. Whether you're a
private Jimi Hendrix who
only allows your bedroom
walls to hear you strum
or a fully fledged pro,
Pickmaster will keep you
in the best and baddest
plectrums for as long as
you like. What the
Pickmaster allows you to
do is make plectrums out
of any old card you no
longer use.Whether its an
old loyalty card for a
store you no longer need
or an out of date credit
card, simply slide it
into Pickmaster (works
the same way as a paper
hole punch), give it a
push and "voila", you
have yourself a
completely original
plectrum all of your very
own in the traditional
shape of "351" guitar
picks.Plus, slide it in
at the right angle and
you can make your name
appear on the plectrum
itself. How cool is that?
Don't answer that. You
don't need to.
Availability: In Stock
£19.99
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Revist you childhood with
this this retro, wooden,
slim-line pencil box.
Defend your desk from
intruders with the easy
to remove, sliding lid
which the caption
€˜Ready, Aim, Fire!,
so you can fire
projectiles at all your
colleagues. Want to know
how far you can fire
paper at your colleagues?
Well the lid also doubles
up as a handy 20cm ruler
for you to measure how
far your paper balls can
go! Keep your pencils,
as well as your style,
sharp with an easy to
remove pencil sharpener,
which is removable so
your stationary dosen t
get cluttered with
unecessary pencil
shavings!
Availability: In Stock
£7.50
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This mini Ping Pong
Desktop Tennis set makes
the great executive toy
for the bored office
worker or a great way to
keep the kids occupied.
After all, a Table
Tennis table can take up
room which most people
don't have. Here, all
you need is a table or
desk - nothing big!
However we recommend you
don't play this on your
Mum's prized Chippendale
side table. She may not
approve.Pack includes two
wood rubber sided
paddles, regulation Ping
Pong ball, and a cloth
net with wooden posts
with suction caps. The
bats are a smaller size
than the standard Table
Tennis bays, however
we're expecting you to be
training to win the next
Olympic Gold. Portable,
table top version of the
classic game of Ping
PongComes with two wood
rubber-sided paddles and
regulation sized ball
Includes cloth net with
wood posts and suction
cupsSets up in seconds -
dining table, desk at
work - anywhereDetailed
rules are includedPaddles
measure 9.75cm x 16.25c
Availability: In Stock
£5.99
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This is not just a
desktidy and no ordinary
Pen Holder either! It's a
serious message to all
those who are thinking of
stealing your pen! Work
colleagues beware! Need
to relieve some pent up
anger and frustration?
Tired of loosing your pen
when it rolls under the
edge of your keyboard?You
need Fred on your desk,
and then you need to stab
him repeatedly in the
chest with your writing
implement of choice! By
murdering Fred over and
over with your pen, you
ll never be hunting
around for the pen again.
The most gratuitously
violent pen holder on the
market today. GET YOURS
NOW!Made from Silicone
rubberApproximately
7.5cm(Width) x
2cm(Height) x 13cm(Depth)
Availability: In Stock
£8.25
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Stamp your seal of
approval, or
disapproval, easily with
these Like/Dislike
Stamps. For thousands of
years, we've been giving
things the thumbs up or
the thumbs down. It was
even used in the Roman
Colessium by bloodthirsty
spectators as a visual
sign to instruct
gladiators whether they
should spare their
opponents or not. Even
modern social networking
sites like Facebook use
it!Now with the
Like/Dislike Stamp you
can authoritively show
your pleasure or
displeasure at pretty
much anything you can
stamp on. With the ink in
each stamp lasting for up
to 5000 assertions,
you're free to show your
feeling on things of your
choice to the world!
Organize your neverending
medley of takeaway menus
with a definitive answer
on whether or not you'd
order from them again,
cast your decision on
that dreaded school
report due later this
month or simply show the
world your feeling on
anything, at any time!
After all if you're
annoyed at something,
nothing shows it more
than giving the silent
treatment. Now you can
back up the "rubber ear"
with a "rubber Stamp"!The
novelty and fun of these
stamps won't run out
until you stop liking and
disliking
things!Contents: 1 x Like
stamp ; 1 x Dislike stamp
>> Both stamps are
self-inking and last for
up to 5, 000 assertions
each>> Please Note: This
product is not associated
with Facebook. Any
trademarks that may be
depicted are the property
of their respective
owners. No connection
between such owners is
implied.
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£9.99
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His advances in physics,
mathematics, astronomy,
philosophy, alchemy and
theology, have seen Sir
Isaac Newton hailed as
one of the most
influential scientists
that ever lived. The
story about the apple
hitting Newton s head and
leading to the discovery
and formulation of the
Universal Law of
Gravitation is known to
most. The scientist is
also credited for
inventing the world s
first reflecting
telescope. This model,
named Newton s Cradle
after the man himself,
was created by Newton to
demonstrate a scientific
discovery. The concept is
straight forward:Pull up
1 ball of the Newton s
Cradle, release it, and
on impact, only 1 ball
moves from that
reaction.Pull up 2 balls
of the Newton s Cradle,
release and 2 balls will
react.This simple, yet
astonishing, result from
the Cradle demonstrates
the theory that every
action has an equal and
opposite reaction. The
impact of the outer ball
with the inner balls of
Newton's Cradle displays
the effect of energy
being transferred through
the stationary balls,
because only the outer
balls move in an equal
reaction to each other.
In summary, Newton s
Cradle demonstrates that
an object in motion
continues in motion with
the same speed and
direction, unless acted
upon by an unbalanced
force. Set on a solid
wood base, this
supersized version of
Newton s model, by
Discovery Store, is
larger than most cradles
on the market and a
popular choice in desk
accessories and home
ornaments. Visually
superior to the stress
ball, the model provides
much needed tranquillity
and stress relief during
those busy work days.
Watch it click away by
your elbow, keeping
hands busy and the mind
stimulated. Buy for the
Executive or as a gift
for Dad, Gran Dad or the
science fan, regardless
of age.
Availability: In Stock
£9.99
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Back in the day, the
Home Guard was made up of
volunteers, who were
unable to fight in World
War II. This aside, they
stood strong against the
threat to world peace.
Just like Dad s Army,
this soldier will stand
strong and protect your
home from the peace
breaker that is the sound
of a loud, slamming
door. If you ve watched
Toy Story, this should
also evoke some fond
memories (at least it
does for us!). Made from
Plastic Polyresin and
metal (Stainless Steel) A
great gift idea for a
serviceman, ex service
man, soldier or army
enthusiast.
Availability: In Stock
£24.99
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Experience the ultimate
in comfort and make numb
bums and sore backs a
thing of the past with
the inflatable beanie
chair. The black chair
moulds itself to the body
and is particularly
beneficial for smaller
spaces as, unlike bean
bags, the beanie chair
can be inflated when
needed and
deflated/stored away when
not in use. Spruce up a
teenager s bedroom,
living room, the home
cinema or the games room.
The beanie chair can also
be the much needed source
of additional seating for
parties, games nights or
movie nights. Buy one or
more of these blow-up
chairs and simply get
them out of the closet
and inflated, in time
for the social gathering.
Drink spills can be wiped
straight off with a damp
cloth and puts an end to
worrying about children
or guests around the
furniture. Equally great
for festivals and camping
trips, the opportunities
really are endless with
the beanie chair and you
are sure to get maximum
use from it. The
comfortable, portable
and practical seating
choice It s a no-brainer.
Availability: In Stock
£15.99
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Remember the joy of
hiding secret messages
from your classmates in
your desk at school? Well
now you can relive that
excitement with this
retro desk tidy.With its
Old School wood stained
finish and pencil groove
detailing, you will be
able to bring the dated
retro desks of old into
the 21st centuryStore
everything from your
stationary to your
slingshot in one of the
three storage
compartments available
keeping the chaos of
modern day life under
control.
Availability: In Stock
£12.99
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Voted one of this year's
top Five Stocking fillers
by the Gadget ShowCyber
Clean is a high tech
cleaning compound that's
perfect for keyboards and
gadgets. Let's face it,
we all get crumbs down
the gaps between the keys
in our keyboards. But
apparently there's even
nastier stuff lurking in
there as well, including
dead skin, hair, dust
and even printer toner
(yuck). Help is at
hand.Cyber Clean is a
wonderful cleaning goo
that not only cleans
keyboards, it's perfect
for loads of other
electronic devices too.
It cleans cavities where
conventional cleaners
fail and its
anti-bacterial compound
kills germs. The
performance of your
keyboard and other
devices will be
enhanced.Just like Silly
Putty (or slime - well,
not quite otherwise that
would be
counter-productive), it
comes in an easy to find,
resealable 135gram tub.
Easy to use too,
reaching into those "hard
to reach" areas. Simply
press against the
selected area then peel
back and all that
horrible gunk and muck
will come with it - dust
and harmful bacteria will
be absorbed. And you
needn't to worry about
your delicate electronic
equipment as Cyber Clean
doesn't stain - nothing
is left behind but a
clean surface. Much
better and efficient than
a cloth cleaner. It's
also bio-degradable which
means that when it
reaches the end of its
cleaning life, you can
discard without fear of
tainting the environment.
Availability: In Stock
£7.75
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We may all be hard up
these days, but that's
no reason to act that
way! The fact that the
pound is not even worth
the paper (or alloy) it's
printed on shouldn't be a
problem.Apparently these
days it's safer to invest
in gold than putting
money in all those
banks! At least Gold
Bullion is a commodity
you can hold in your hand
(or both hands, it's
quite heavy really). So
why not start your new
investment opportunities
with this Gold
Bullion/Paperweight or
doorstoppper. Ok, it's
not literally made of
gold but has that
gorgeous gold effect that
King Midas himself would
envy!Features the
hallmarks of "Fine Gold,
999.9" and "Net weight
1000grams", but
unfortunately, the
comparison ends there,
sorry! However you will
still have your friends
and relations gasping in
disbelief as they stub
their toes on this little
beauty, and the best
thing is that you
didn’t forked out over
£27, 500 for it either
(that’s the going rate
for a kilo of gold at the
moment apparently).1kg
‘Gold' BarFull replica
gold bar size.Size:14.5
cm x 6 cm x 4.5 cm
Availability: In Stock
£10.99
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PinPoint is a
hard-to-put-down retro
executive toy which you
will find irresistible.
Pin Art is cleverly
created when you press
your hands, face or any
other body part against
the rounded metal pins.
They simply drop back
into place and you can
start all over
again!Easily
transportable, this
grown-ups toy gives you
endless fun in the home,
office or college. Ever
since its introduction,
PinPoint has won acclaim
all over the world for
its unique ability to
instantly captivate and
entertain.A great gift
idea for those difficult
to buy for!
Availability: In Stock
£11.99
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Gone are the boring,
plastic tubular
desk-tidies of old. Enter
something with a bit more
style and humour such as
this giant pencil
sharpener desk tidy! Now
you can keep your desk
looking sharp - well
almost!Yes, that's
right, it's a giant
pencil sharpener. It
won't sharpen your giant
pencils...but it will
keep all your pens,
pencils and other stuff
looking sharp on your
desk! Made from real
sustainable rubber wood
with a polished metal
blade, it looks every
inch (or several inches)
an old fashioned pencil
sharpener!Desktidy in the
shape of an over-sized
pencil sharpenerMeasures
Width: 85; Height: 120;
Height: 85mmMade from
rubber real wood with
polished stainless steel
blade
Availability: In Stock
£15.00
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Back in the day, the
Home Guard was made up of
volunteers, who were
unable to fight in World
War II. This aside, they
stood strong against the
threat to world peace.
Just like Dad's Army,
this soldier will stand
strong and protect your
home from the peace
breaker that is the sound
of a loud, slamming
door. If you've watched
Toy Story, this should
also evoke some fond
memories (at least it
does for us!). Made from
Plastic Polyresin and
Silicone. A great gift
idea for a serviceman,
ex service man, soldier
or army enthusiast.
Availability: In Stock
£24.99
Available
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Liven up the office, a
party or the family with
the original basket case.
It's really very simple:
Attach the basket to your
head and see how many
balls you can catch!
Includes 20 plastic
balls. One size, fits
all heads!The balls are
light and therefore
unable to cause any harm.
The basketball inspired
game is suitable for both
indoor and outdoor
play. Initiate some
healthy competition. Who
will hold the record for
most balls caught?A great
birthday or Christmas
gift idea for children
and adults alike. Arrives
in funky, 1950's retro
design box
Availability: In Stock
£9.99
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Make sure the women in
your office over to you
with this Pussy Magnet,
which will tidy your desk
and leave it clutter
free.The Pussy Magnet can
sit at your desk and hold
onto a a variety of metal
items, such as paper
clips, to keep your work
space spic-and-span. So
instead of buying a
massive desk tidy just to
store a few bits of
stationary, get this
Pussy Magnet which is
puuuurfect to tidy any
office space.
Availability: In Stock
£7.99
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