This is toilet humour at its absolute yuckiness. Instead of Top Trumps this is a game of Plop Trumps. If you're familiar with the card game of Trumps where comparisons are made, then this takes the classic schoolyard game to a whole new disgusting level. The rules are easy
- simply compare the smelliness, hardness & general 'uurrgghh factor' of pictures of poo. Like the normal game of Trumps, each card has a picture & 'stats'; it also comes with an interesting fact about the animal which produced the poo
- very educational indeed! This game really does stink! Child-like in its humour & approach, this card game is ideal for grown-ups who have never really grown up! Makes a great stocking filler or secret santa gift for that colleague who you're not particularly keen on what a great way to show that person what you really think of them. Comes in a handy tin easy to transport or take on long car journeys! We give this a disgusting rating of 11 out of 10!

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Ever feel like you should start charging for the taxi service you seem to be providing friends & family? Well now you can really give of the impression of a taxi driver! The plug-in i Retro Taxi Speaker works as a mobile phone microphone & speaker & functions like the real thing seen in New York. Enables you to make calls when driving in a safe but stylish fashion. Great for playing music straight from your phone & is compatible with all phones, ipads & laptops. Plug this retro New York taxi walkie-talkie into your smart phone to make calls & pick up passengers on the way! A cheeky gift to give to the person who seems to be constantly carting you around places! ...

The practical, extendable Pocket Fishing Rod, is the perfect catch for all anglers. There are two types of fishermen. The one with the flimsy net on the end of a piece of old bamboo, who gets excited when he catches a stickleback in the local canal; & the serious angler, who sells a kidney to afford the latest rods, reels & floats, & who dreams of landing a foot long pike. Well if you want to catch more than a tadpole, but dont want to carry around an arsenal of hi-tech angling paraphernalia, then the Pocket Fishing Rod is for you. The compact rod can be carried around in your pocket (hence the name), but as soon as you catch sight of something darting around in the water, the rod is easily, & quickly extended, ready to land your prize catch. It comes with a reel, line, hooks & float, & is easy to assemble, so all you need to provide is the bait. It is the perfect gift for the first time fisherman, or for the serious angler who wants to be prepared, just in case he can get in some unexpected casting. The rod is a diminutive 20cm for easy mobility & 104cm when extended. It is made from an aluminum alloy & is sturdy enough to land the biggest freshwater fish.
Features: Practical pocket-sized fishing rod
Includes: line, hooks, reels & floats Item dimensions: 20cm; 104cm when extended Made of aluminum alloy Easy to assemble

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Brush aside those gift concerns: This is the must-have item for well-groomed delinquent rebels everywhere. This is not just another pocket folding comb, it resembles an old fashioned flick knife! Put the finishing touches to his bad boy look. Great for keeping those unruly strands in place, anywhere & everywhere! Male grooming in a serious matter &, here at Gadget Grotto, we understand that a gent s hairstyle is of the upmost importance & must be carefully maintained at all times. Our foldable comb is pocket size & makes a great addition to the travel toiletery bag. A fantastic & highly unusual stocking filler or boyfriend present idea. ...

Test your IQ, or that of your mates. Its surprising how willing everyone is to be tested & how controversial some peoples scores are! Use hits nifty little pack to knock a clever clogs off his pedestal, prove your own superior mental prowess or demonstrate that IQ is a rubbish measure of intelligence. If you never knew that pockets had IQs, now's your chance to discover the Intelligence"ient of yours, even if all it contains is coins, the odd chewing gum wrapper & ordinarily isn't very deep. Just teasing. The Pocket IQ Test isn't for pockets. Nor is it just for intelligent people. It's for all of us, as a standardised measure of intelligence that has held true since the 1930s (and in various other forms for nearly a century). It can, of course be argued about & disputed
- & it has
- but there's no doubt that it offers a simply fascinating insight intro what makes us tick. This lovely little set of cards, which is compact enough to travel with you for emergency use on unsuspecting chums, contains 60 questions along with A superbly comprehensive set of answers, as well as scoring cards to speedily define the IQ of the subject. You can also self-administrate
- no cheating, now
- so it's possible to test yourself with the minimum of fuss. Just in case you worry about fluffing the test the first time around, there are even some dashed handy sample cards to help get you in the swing of it all, so come the big test for real, you can get off to a flying start. Then it's all down to you & the supercomputer you call your brain. Good luck.



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How about doing something different to celebrate that all important anniversary? & it doesn't have to be a wedding anniversary either! It can be a celebration of the day you got it together! What better way to rejoice is by looking into this pocket sized Kama Sutra re-interpretted by leading Sex Therapist Tracey Cox. If you want to tell your lingam from your yoni, perfect the nine thrusts to Nirvana & wave goodbye to ordinary orgasms, Tracey Cox's unique, explicit & entertaining take on the Kama Sutra is just what you need. ' Debonking' the myths, showing what works, what doesn't & what's omigod-great, this is the Kama Sutra to make your tantric techniques tingle & shiver your chakras. It is small enough to fit in your handbag (or pocket), take it wherever your sex life takes you. ...

This is the incredibly practical Pocket Multi Tool from Haynes. Not only does it have an enormously versatile array of functions, ranging from a wire cutter to a Phillips screwdriver to a can opener, it is also attractively presented with stainless steel tools & a silver aluminium & red handle that comes to you in a presentation box, making this the perfect gift for the budding handyman or DIY enthusiast in your life. Haynes have also remarkably made this comprehensive tool small enough to carry round in your pocket to guarantee that you are never caught unawares. Tools Wire cutter Pliers Serrated blade Knife Ruler Phillips screwdriver Chisel Hex Wood saw Hex screwdriver Nose Can opener Reamer & punch Slot screwdriver ...

The Po Go Instant Mobile Printer is a handheld, very useful device that prints photos wirelessly from any Bluetooth-enabled camera mobile phone & digital camera (via USB) in seconds
- wherever you may be, whatever you're doing! From Polariod purveyors of the legendary instant camera
- it's brimming with up to the minute technology, yet is totally portable
- fits into the palm of your hand & doesn't require expensive, wasteful printer cartridges. Prints 2" x 3" size images on borderless sticky-back heat activated paper. They are dry to touch, water resistant, tear proof, fade resistant & smudge proof. Comes with a Rechargeable lithium-ion battery. So, why is this the coolest thing? You can unlock all the images languishing in your photo phone or digital camera the moment they're taken! Perfect for those occasions when you need to share an instant memory i.e. boys nights out, stag dos, festivals, office parties, football matches
- need we say more! Camera printerholds up to 10 sheets of Zink paper at a time. Simply capture the moment, print the moment! And printing from the both devices is easy! Heres how! Camera Phone: The Polaroid Po Go Digital Instant Mobile Photo Printer is the easiest way to print photos from a camera phone. Wirelessly transfer images from a Bluetooth-enabled camera phone to the Mobile Printer & print instantly. Using the built-in OBEX (object exchange profile) Bluetooth in the phone & the printer, connecting & printing becomes instant. Digital Camera: Instantly printing images from a digital camera is as easy as connecting the USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable to the Pict Bridge-enabled camera & printer. Once connected, follow the Pict Bridge screen on the camera display. Simply select what image to send to the printer & within 60 seconds, the print is ready to be shared. About the Zero Ink Paper ZINK: ZINK inkless printing embeds colour into the paper. Prints photos that are dry-to touch, water resistant, tear proof & smudge proof using head activated technology. Each print is on peel-off sticky backed borderless paper measuring 2x 3



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Here's a party game the whole family can play. Pointless is based on the BBC TV quiz show hosted by Alexander Armstrong. Great way to get the old grey matter working quickly after that long Sunday lunch. Makes a brilliant alternative to the traditional charades at Christmas family gatherings too. Pointless is a game where you have to guess the most obscure answer to a general knowledge question. A bit like Family Fortunes but you need to guess the least number of popular answers as surveyed by 100 people. You'll be fighting your natural instincts as you try to score the least number of points by guessing the least popular answers to general knowledge questions. For instance, if the question is "name a film starring Leonardo Di Caprio"; Titanic is not a good answer as 88 people in the survey gave this. However give The Man in the Iron Mask as an answer & you score 6 points. Any correct answers the survey didn't think of are Pointless answers & therefore awarded a most desirable zero points. So who in your family will carry off the Pointless trophy?  Suitable for 2 to 4 players or teams. For ages 10 & up.   ...

Don't forget to stock up on these for your next party, stag do, boys night in (or out!), sporting event! This amazing paper uses heat activated technology which means that there is no mess, no cartridges & you have a printer in the palm of your hand at any time! ZINK Heat activated paper refills for the Polaroid Po Go Instant Printer ZINK inkless printing embeds color into the paper Prints dry-to-touch, water-resistant, tear-proof, smudge-proof Peel-off, sticky-backed
- perfect for any event! Automatic image quality optimization
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