Mock the Week is the BBCs is current Ly the most popular panel quiz show attracting millions of viewers every week. So this Mock the Week Funniest Book of All Time makes the ideal gift for fans of the topical programme & those with a wicked sense of humour. The book is a a compilation of edgy gags & lines from the team of comedy panelists & comprises 79 chapters of " Unlikelies", Bad Things to happen at.. & Bad Names to give..". Below is a taster of what to expect, although we wouldn't advise you give this to someone who is extremely straight laced like your in-laws or maiden aunt unless they've been plied with sherry first. Categories include UNLIKELY DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS: arsehopper (n.): small green insect that lives up your arse. I may have misheard this. UNLIKELY VILLAGE NAMES: Clegg-Under-Cameron; Cock-on-the-Curtain; Tinchy Stryder... UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR DURING SCHOOL ASSEMBLY: ' This year's Speech Day has of course been ruined by those silly boys who assassinated Mr Bartram... ' UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON DOWNTON ABBEY: ' Mr Bates's leg? He hurt it helping Otis Ferry throw a fire extinguisher off Nelson's Column at a Countryside Alliance march.' ' BAD THINGS TO SAY TO A POLICEMAN