Spectular Suggestions for a Saggy Scrotum is not just a useful guide to dealing with the fact your wedding tackle & everything else is heading southwards its also a celebration of getting older! After all, Being an old git is wonderful isn't it? You can spill food on your cardigan, park badly & shout at children & no-one bats an eyelid. But have you noticed the bizarre changes in your body too? The enormous ears, the extraordinary amount of excess nose hair &, of course, the saggy scrotum.
Yes, you can't deny it, where once things were pert & taut, now the crown jewels look like they've been melted down for scrap. Well here in this decidedly unsaggy volume is your salvation
- a scintillating collection of spectacular ideas for your saggy scrotum. This is the best guide to saggy scrotums the world has ever seen.
Filled with funny illustrations & tips, it's perfect for the old git you know just dont show it to anyone of a nervous disposition or your maiden aunt either. In paperback, it's perfect reading matter for the throne room too!