Heres the perfect gift book for pop music fans, rockers & anyone else who has wondered what the lyrics of some famous songs are all about. There has been some fantastic songs written & composed over the last 50 years, however with the great & good often comes the pathetic & downright ridiculous. So for all those who enjoys poking fun at a load of tosh, then this celebration of the very worst pop lyrics of all time ever, is ideal. ' Why do I find it hard to write the next line?' Spandau Ballet once asked. Even the greatest songwriters (and Spandau Ballet) have had the odd bad day at the office. Or more likely, a bad few minutes in the studio toilets scribbling the first words they can think of on the back of their tranquiliser prescription shortly before the vocal has to be recorded. Johnny Sharp has trawled half a century of lyrics to find the funniest examples of crippled couplets, outrageous innuendo, mixed metaphors, shameless self-delusion, nefarious nonsense & flagrant filth. Not to mention unforgivable over-use of alliteration. Crap Lyrics is a humorous celebration (and occasionally, condemnation) of over 120 of the most ridiculous hooks, lines & stinkers from pop poetry through the modern ages. Johnny Sharp has spent 15 years as a music journalist, & several of those years writing for NME under the name Johnny Cigarettes, so he knows that ridicule is nothing to be scared of. He's serious as cancer when he asks: Are we human, or are we dancer? & where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake, I fear? While moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis? Whether you're a diplomat, or even down the Laundromat, if you have ever heard a song & thought ' You what?', this is the book for you. ...

These great novelty cufflinks are perfect for all lovers of the great game, particularly with the Ashes going down under this winter! These cufflinks from maze combine a stylish silver finish with a classic bat & ball design & are fastened with a traditional torpedo clasp on the back. They come presented in a chrome box, making them the perfect gift for any cricket lover. ...

From Petron, suppliers of quality archery equipment for over 40 years, comes this wonderful toy Crossbow suitable for children aged 6 to 96! The Crossbow features three suction tipped safety darts with two target faces on the reverse of the box. Wonderful fun for small & big boys alike! The perfect "right on target" gift! Safe Crossbow which
Includes:three suction tipped safety darts Two target faces on the reverse of the box Suitable for children aged 6 to 96! Pack of 6 crossbow refills available Please note colour may vary from that depicted CE Certified
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Can you crack the retro RUBIK S CUBE game? An original 3 x 3 Rubik s Cube, this has been baffling generations upon generations with its 27 little squares. Simply get your hands on the cube puzzle, slide & swivel it until you solve the mystery & match up the 9 colours. Sounds simple right? It s not! But don t worry. With 43, 252, 003, 274, 489, 856, 000 ways of arranging the squares & only ONE solution this set

Includes:: a helpful 7 step solution guide. Perfect for those who love brain teasers & puzzles.

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Most football fans wear their hearts on their sleeves when it comes to following their club. Wearing a football kit or scarf is fine at informal occasions down the pub at the match, out & about with mates, however you still want to show your devotion when its time to don a shirt! So what better way than to support your favourite team right down to your fingertips (well almost) with shirt cufflinks. These Manchester City shirt Cufflinks feature the club's crest with a bullet clasp backing & would make a colourful addition to any shirt. This is official Manchester City Football Club merchandise & a brilliant football gift for the mad City Fan, best man or bridegroom just dont tell the bride! After all, football gifts are the obvious choice & really a no-brainer when buying for football fans! ...

Most football fans wear their hearts on their sleeves when it comes to following their club. Wearing a football kit or scarf is fine at informal occasions down the pub at the match, out & about with mates, however you still want to show your devotion when it's time to don a shirt! So what better way than to support your favourite team right down to your fingertips (well almost) with shirt cufflinks. These Manchester City shirt Cufflinks feature the club's crest with a bullet clasp backing & would make a colourful addition to any shirt. This is official Manchester City Football Club merchandise & a brilliant football gift for the mad City Fan, best man or bridegroom just don't tell the bride! After all, football gifts are the obvious choice & really a no-brainer when buying for football fans! ...

Park Lane 15 Piece Cufflink Set Display & protect your cufflink collection in this vibrant yet stylish 15 piece cufflinks box. Made from fine lama textured black leather, with a violet grosgrain lining Better than scrabbling through drawers last minute searching for that much wanted pair for that special occasion. Dimensions: 18 x 11.5 x 4cm ...

Park Lane 15 Piece Cufflink Set Display & protect your cufflink collection in this vibrant yet stylish 15 piece cufflinks box. Made from fine lama textured black leather, with a violet grosgrain lining Better than scrabbling through drawers last minute searching for that much wanted pair for that special occasion. Dimensions: 18 x 11.5 x 4cm ...