If your Dad thinks he's the funniest thing since Tommy Cooper, then this is the perfect book for him. It's full of " Dad" jokes & everyone has heard  a bad Dad joke right? Your father's sense of humour is  the type that make you groan & sigh with embarrassment, while he laughs on his own to the punch line. These are the types of jokes he loves to bring out on weddings & birthdays. This book of embarrassing Dad Jokes is full to the brim of witty gems, some of which are so bad they actually blossom into serious rib ticklers. Be warned though- do not tell your Dad this, it will only encourage him! & it's not just the way that you tell them". Dads have always been renowned for being truly godawful joke tellers. Whether it's telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline, or it just simply being a terrible joke to begin with, dads are an embarrassment   Embarrassing Dad Jokes would make an ideal gift for your Dad, to not only tell him how much you love him, but also how much you hate his jokes.  " Why did the banana go to the Doctor's? Because he wasn't peeling well!" Nuff said really   ...

With this gadget you'll never need to worry about your phone running out of power at exactly the wrong moment
- just plug in the
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With this gadget you'll never need to worry about your phone running out of power at exactly the wrong moment
- just plug in the
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Walking down the road & you bump into your ex-girlfriend, the awkward pause, the strained small talk about the weather & then the horrid goodbye; do we hug? Do I just walk off?  The solution is finally here; just stash a tash for whenever you need an instant identity transformation. Individually wrapped, these six moustaches come in a variety of different styles ready for your time of need. Just pop one on & magically mask you identity.  Whether you want some facial fur for a fancy dress party or need an instant disguise, these are the perfect solution. Great for that fun cross-dressing party.  Styles include traditional gent, cowboy, rusty brush, Italian plumber, oil baron & abra-kadabra
- there is a moustache to enhance your costume, from Magnum P.I. to that foppish English gent. 
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If you love the Gunners but cant get to home matches due to the cost of season tickets, geography or simply because there arent enough tickets, then why not bring a little of the ground to you! Perfect for the pub, the garage, kids bedroom or even the lounge, is this Arsenal Street Sign where the hallowed ground at Highbury resides! It reads Emirates Stadium, N5" & features the club's crest & club logo. Made from durable pressed steel, the sign measures 40cm x 18cm & will not tear, crease or fade. This is official Arsenal Football Club merchandise & a brilliant football souvenir for every Gunners fan! After all, football gifts are the obvious choice & really a no-brainer when buying for football fans! ...

Felt down? Been particularly happy? These Emoticon Balls not only represent how you may be feeling but their cute little faces are guaranteed to give your mood a lift! The three characters, Clumsy Claude (Red), Uh-oh Olly (Blue) & Happy Harry (Yellow) are fitted with sensors so they make individual noises when thrown or shaken or just generally played with! So when Clumsy Claude hits the floor shouting " Boing!", Happy Harry starts giggling & Uh-Oh Olly, well, says " Uh-Oh" of course! And you don't even have to send an email either! Makes a great desktop toy or a stress reliever when things just get too much like grappling with that annoying spreadsheet. Available in three designs: Clumsy Claude (Red), Uh-Oh Olly (Blue) & Happy Harry (Yellow) Soft toys fitted with sensors to create sound effects on impact Emoticons dimensions: Approx. 10 x 8 x 7cm. ...

You will never run the risk of running out of power whilst on the move. The Energy Bar battery charger will extend the battery charge of your favourite Tablet, iPad, mobile phone or mobile device. Now you can continuously enjoy entertainment wherever you go. The unique design features 4 LED lights with motion technology which means you simply shake & tap to check your power status without pressing any buttons.   To recharge, simply plug in the included USB (Universal Serial Bus) charging cable to the computer or any powered USB (Universal Serial Bus) equipment & there is an indicator on the Energy Bar to tell you the power indicator levels. The Energy Bar has a wide compatibility too. With a high-capacity Li-Ploymer Battery of 6, 600 m Ah, this charger is compatible with almost every tablet & smartphone in the market, such as the iPad mini, iPad with Retina display, iPad, iPad 2, iPhone 5, (via your original iPhone 5 Lightning Cable, Lightning TIP not supplied), iPhone 4S, iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS, iPhone 3, iPod nano, iPod touch, Samsung GALAXY, Blackberry, Nokia, HTC, Sony, Samsung, LG& PSP etc.   In fact, it has a compatibility with  the most portable electronics devices. What's more, the dual USB (Universal Serial Bus) ports design means that you can charge two devices simultaneously.   Choose the from nine colors to match your own feeling, taste & temperament
- Black, Blue, Orange, Green, violet, White, Pink & Red. Please choose from above. Energy Bar comes with a USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable & the below tips: Apple connector tip (apple 30 Pin adapter) Mini USB Micro USB Other tips to charge most smart phones including, Blackberry, Nokia, HTC, Sony Ericsson, Samsung, LG, Sony PSP & more
Features:   High capacity 6, 600 m Ah with 2.1 amp for charging iPad, Samsung GALAXY Tab or other
- tablet Dual USB (Universal Serial Bus) charging ports with auto charging current & USB (Universal Serial Bus) output detection Four LED indicators with motion sensor to check the battery level (patented design) Over-discharging, over charging, over-current & short-circuit protection Fast charge-discharge capability Wide compatibility Apple MFi certified Scratch-resistant coating for greater durability Specifications:   Power Capacity: 6, 600 m Ah Compatibility: iPad mini, iPad with Retina display, The new iPad, iPad 2, iPad, iPhone 4S, iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS, iPhone 3, iPod nano, iPod touch, Samsung Galaxy, other cell phone & digital devices Battery cell: Li-ion Battery Input: 5V-1A Output: 5V-2.1A / 5V-1A x 2 (automatically detect) Charge Time: 9 hours Standby Time: Up to 1, 320 hours Talk Time: Up to 16 hours on 3G, up to 40 hours on 2G MP3: Up to 200 hours Gaming: Up to 66 hours Product Dimension: 43.5 x 43.5 x 70 mm Product Net Weight: 180 grams Accessories: USB (Universal Serial Bus) Cable x 1; Eight Adapters  
Colour: Black, White, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, violet, Pink  



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You will never run the risk of running out of power whilst on the move. The Energy square battery charger will extend the battery charge of your favourite mobile phone or mobile device. Now you can continuously enjoy entertainment wherever you go. The unique design features 4 LED lights with motion technology which means you simply shake & tap to check your power status without pressing any buttons.   To recharge, simply plug in the included USB (Universal Serial Bus) charging cable to the computer or any powered USB (Universal Serial Bus) equipment & there is an indicator on the Energy Square to tell you the power indicator levels. The Energy Square has a wide compatibility too. With a high-capacity Li-Ploymer Battery of 2, 000 m Ah, it has enough power to recharge your iPhone 5/iPhone 4S about 2 to 3 times. Besides supporting charging on iPhone & iPod, this charger is also compatible with Blackberry, Nokia, HTC, Sony, Samsung, LG& PSP. In fact, it has a compatibility with the most portable electronics devices. Choose the from nine colors to match your own feeling, taste & temperament
- Black, Blue, Orange, Green, violet, White, Pink & Red. Please choose from above. Energy SQUARE comes with a USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable & the below tips: Apple connector tip (apple 30 Pin adaptor)   Mini USB Micro USB Other tips to charge most smart phones including, Blackberry, Nokia, HTC, Sony Ericsson, Samsung, LG, Sony PSP & more
Features:   High capacity: 2, 000 m Ah Four LED indicators with motion sensor to check the battery level (patented design) Over-discharging, over charging, over-current & short-circuit protection Fast charge-discharge capability Wide compatibility Apple MFi certified Scratch-resistant coating for greater durability Specifications:   Compatibility: iPhone 5 (via your original iPhone 5 Lightning Cable, Lightning TIP not supplied), 4S, iPhone 4, iPhone 3GS, iPhone 3, iPod nano, iPod touch, Samsung Galaxy, other cell phone & digital devices Battery cell: Li-Polymer Battery Input: 5V/1A Output: 5V/1A Charge Time: 2-3 hours Standby Time: Up to 440 hours Talk Time: Up to 6 hours on 3G, up to 13.2 hours on 2G MP3: Up to 60 hours Gaming: Up to 20 hours Product Dimension: 59 x 59 x 17.6 mm Product Net Weight: 70 grams Accessories: USB (Universal Serial Bus) Cable x 1; Adaptors x 8

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For nearly sixty years, children have enjoyed making Airfix model aeroplanes & cars. Now Airfix has produced a model kit based on the Jet Engine
- a piece of technology that has changed the world. If you made one of these as a kid or know someone who did, chances are that the model that was lovingly poured over has bitten the dust
- so here now is the chance to re-live that occasion & encourage a new generation of Arifix model builders. The Jet Engine Kit means that you can construct your own jet engine & learn how a jet engine works. Follow the simple diagrams & instructions to assemble the 50 plus parts. With spinning turbo fans & a variable speed control, this is a brilliant way to understand the working features of the jet engine. Built as though hanging beneath a wing the Jet Engine's speed can be controlled by the control handle built into the base. With fifty parts this working model is easily constructed into a really fun item.

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Remember the glory days of the 1966 World Cup when England were at the top of world football? Well now you can relive those days with this England 66 onesie
-  the essential lounge-wear for any football mad man. This onesie features the patriotic three lions logo on the front, so everyone knows where your footballing loyalties lie & the numbers 66 on the back so you never forget when England were at the pinnacle of world football. It's super soft fleece material means you can sit back & relax in total comfort when watching your favourite match on the telly.  Made from soft polyester & is machine
Washable.
    Dimensions:  Length 177cm Chest

Width: 55cm Sleeve Length: 69cm.    




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