The Flygun is not only an incredibly practical insect protection device that fires its swatter mechanicism with deadly precision, it's a lot of fun for all those involved in the extermination process! Guaranteed to ensnare grandparents & children alike, those long lazy summer evenings will be punctuated by the occasional burst of activity as everyone scrambles for their weapon: there's a bluebottle eyeing up the chipolatas! It kills them cleanly & efficiently, disposing with your enemies from a safe distance, meaning you don't have to get your hands dirty. ...

Trouble getting up in the mornings? Does someone you live with have trouble getting up in the morning? This alarm clock is sure to fix that! Set the alarm to the required time & when the alarm sounds, the "heli" unit is launched up into the air & flies around the room. In order to turn the novelty alarm clock off you have to get up, find it, & return the "heli" blades bit to its base, so by then you are sure to be awake. Horrible innit? Perfect in fact for the lazy people you live with, such as the husb&, teenage son/daughter, wife,  -  whoever! The catch is that the noisy alarm won't turn off until the heli module is replaced. Perfect for the bedroom of a child – suitable for Ages 8. Dimensions: Approx. 14cm (W) x 14cm (D) x 10cm (H) Requires 4x AA batteries (not included) Two parts to the clock; the base & a propeller top.A digital time display with date Siren sounding alarm Snooze function ...

Now, for the first time in human history, you can actually, really, give a Flying F*K. & just to prove it, we've included a picutre of the remote control & a video foryour viewing pleasure! The Flying F*K is a fully remote controlled flying word. (Even though were not fully spelling it out, were sure you know exactly which word we mean). Keep the Flying F*K on your desk at work or home & launch it into the air to astound & impress your colleagues or loved ones. Makes a brilliant Executive Toy too! Made from soft-foam & controlled by a two-channel helicopter style flight system, the Flying F*k does exactly what it says on the box. Not merely a novelty, the Flying F*k actually flies superbly & can be trimmed for stability & flown just like a remote controlled helicopter. You dont just loft it up into the air, you really can properly fly the Flying F*K! Sometimes in life, things just have to be taken literally. So now you can clearly communicate to anyone whether you do, or dont, give a Flying F*K. This groundbreaking airborne obscenity makes the perfect gift. Now you can proudly tell someone: "I always told you I give a Flying F*K! It's easy to show someone you care
- give a Flying F*k today! If your loved one is feeling neglected or you really want to impress your Boss, its now easy to prove to them that you really do give a Flying F*K. So
- give a Flying F*K or dont give a Flying F*K
- its up to you!


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The remote control helicopter with a difference! This flying ball is a UFO style helicopter, ideal for indoor flying as the propellers are enclosed. Arrives fully assembled & is easy to fly, so a great choice for beginners. Features flashing lights & Gyro Technology for greater flying stability & an extra light-weight frame. A fantastic gift idea for the man or the teenage boy in your life (suitable for ages 14 & up). So what is the Gyro Technology & how does it make a difference? The Gyro is a small device fitted to the helicopter that detects any yaw (left or right swinging) movement of the helicopter & automatically sends a command to the tail rotor to correct & stop/limit the yaw movement. In other words, it provides greater stability than those helicopters not fitted with the Gyro. Included: 1 x Flying Ball (100% assembled) 1 x Infra-Red transmitter (6x AA batteries required, not included) 1 x USB (Universal Serial Bus) Charger 1x Detailed instruction manual Helicopter
Features: Unique Ball Structure 3.5 Channels Infra-Red Transmitter (Up to 3 models flown at the same time channels A/B/C) Super lightweight airframe Fully assembled, ready to fly Built-in modern gyroscope technology Full remote control function (up, down, left, right, forward etc.) Flashing Blue Light Auto-protection for charging to avoid overcharge. Coaxial blade technology provides an incredible stable flight platform. USB Charger from computer or controller Product Specification:
Colour: Black Dimensions :195x 195x 165 mm Helicopter Weight: Approx. 50g Helicopter battery: 3.7v 240mah Flying distance: 10m Flying time: Approx. 10minutes Charge time: Approx. 30 minutes Transmitted: Infra-Red Battery: 3.7v 240mah Age suitability: Ages 14+  

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Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. At last there is now a pair of secateurs that every gardener can keep in his or her pocket with no sharp edges & are ready to use at any time. Folding to just 3cm x 9cm & slipping into a pouch, these tough cutters will cut through an impressive 15cm stem. Plus hidden inside the handles there are four other useful tools garden knife, mini saw, weeder & handy-tool. These are perfect for pottering around in the garden for that spur of the moment dead heading flowers or pruning that all gardeners do (when they're not supposed to be gardening of course
- you can take a gardener out of the garden but you can't take the gardening out of the gardener!). However we wouldn't advise using these to prune an entire tree
- may take a while! & if the gardener in your life grows herbs, makes an ideal tool for the kitchen harvest too no need to run to the shed for that large pair of secateurs when all you need is some fresh Rosemary for that roast lamb dinner. A fantastic gardening gift & multi-tool for the garden & kitchen alike. Tough gardening pocket secateurs
- a perfect Gardening Gift Folds down to just 3cm x 9cm & slips into a special pouch. Four useful tools hidden in handles
- Garden knife, mini saw, weeder & handy-tool. Cuts through an impressive 15mm stem.



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These great novelty cufflinks are perfect evening wear for all lovers of the beautiful game, particularly with the World Cup heading to South Africa this summer! These cufflinks from Maze combine a stylish silver finish with a classic football boot & ball design & are fastened with a traditional torpedo clasp on the back. They come presented in a chrome box, making them the perfect gift for any football fan. ...

Here's a perfect book for the football fanatic in your family & it doesn't matter who they support. No one can dispute that the Beautiful Game has provided some of the funniest"es (intentionally or not) in the history of sport
- & " The Big Book of Football's Funniest"es" is the most comprehensive collection of these hilarious comic offerings. Compiled by avid"ation collectors Ian Spragg, Adrian Clarke & Stuart Reeves, The Big Book of Football's Funniest"es is packed with an incredible 1, 500 ridiculous"es from & about some the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul ' Gazza' Gascoigne & Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused cliches, mangled metaphors, comic cusses & idiotic football insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football"ations. This funny book makes a great gift for any football fan, & certainly proves the old adage beloved by football commentators
- 'it's a funny old game". After all, football gifts are the obvious choice & really a no-brainer when buying for football fans!

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Here's a perfect book for the football fanatic in your family & it doesn't matter who they support. No one can dispute that the Beautiful Game has provided some of the funniest"es (intentionally or not) in the history of sport
- & " The Big Book of Football's Funniest"es" is the most comprehensive collection of these hilarious comic offerings. Compiled by avid"ation collectors Ian Spragg, Adrian Clarke & Stuart Reeves, The Big Book of Football's Funniest"es is packed with an incredible 1, 500 ridiculous"es from & about some the most famous names in football, including Sir Alex Ferguson, Jose Mourinho, Ian Holloway, Paul ' Gazza' Gascoigne & Eric Cantona. Bursting with confused cliches, mangled metaphors, comic cusses & idiotic football insights, this book really is the hilarious last word in funny football"ations. This funny book makes a great gift for any football fan, & certainly proves the old aged beloved by football commentators
- 'it's a funny old game". After all, football gifts are the obvious choice & really a no-brainer when buying for football fans!

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Here's a perfect book for the football fanatic in your family & it doesn't matter who they support. The beautiful game has certainly given us its fair share of strange moments. Author Andrew Ward has trawled the sports pages of history to create Football's Strangest Matches, a fascinating collection of bizarre-yet-true tales from more than a century of the world's most popular sport. From Blackburn Rovers' one-man team to Wilfred Minter's seven-goal haul in which he still ended up on the losing side, there are goals & gaffes galore drawn from all levels of the football world, whether high-profile internationals or the lowest tiers of domestic football. This extraordinary book makes a great gift for any football fan, & certainly proves the old adage beloved by football commentators
- 'it's a funny old game". After all, football gifts are the obvious choice & really a no-brainer when buying for football fans!
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Here's a perfect book for the football fanatic in your family & it doesn't matter who they support. The beautiful game has certainly given us its fair share of strange moments. Author Andrew Ward has trawled the sports pages of history to create Football's Strangest Matches, a fascinating collection of bizarre-yet-true tales from more than a century of the world's most popular sport. From Blackburn Rovers' one-man team to Wilfred Minter's seven-goal haul in which he still ended up on the losing side, there are goals & gaffes galore drawn from all levels of the football world, whether high-profile internationals or the lowest tiers of domestic football. This extraordinary book makes a great gift for any football fan, & certainly proves the old adage beloved by football commentators
- 'it's a funny old game". After all, football gifts are the obvious choice & really a no-brainer when buying for football fans!
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