Whether you're on the Gay radar or not, don't get in lather but head for the Gay Bar (that's soap of course!) Need to clean, then you ll love this kitsch, camp & king (or queen) of the bathroom
- Gay Bar Novelty Soap! Whether you re straight, gay, bi-sexual, transsexual, metro-sexual, or just downright sexual everyone is welcomed with (clean & perfumed) open arms at the Gay Bar. As the Village People famously said "you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal, you can do whatever you feel". & it doesn't matter if your favourite movie star is Judy Garland or Clint Eastwood everyone likes a good scrub! So, indulge yourself in our wonderfully fragrant rose scented lather, forget about your worries, rest your weary feet, & treat yourself to a bit of Gay Bar goodness. Makes a great jokesy novelty gift for anyone no matter what their preferences are! However may we suggest you don't give it to someone who isn't comfortable with their sexuality
- it's very pink & girlie indeed.

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These novelty Gear Knob cufflinks are the ideal gift for budding motoring enthusiasts & wannabe petrol heads! Go from 0 to 60mph on the tracks with the help of these shirt cufflinks & let everyone know to the track that you mean business. These silver finished Cufflinks have the traditional T bar fitting & are packaged in a stylish chrome gift box. The ideal congratulatory present for passing a driving test & great wedding gift for fans of motor racing. ...

This Gears of War Skull Logo mens wallet makes an ideal gift for the gamer who fequently likes to assume the role of Marcus Fenix! Based on the famous Gears of War online game where the the troops of Delta Squad fight to save the remaining human inhabitants of the fictional planet Sera from the Locast Horde, this PVC wallet comprises three credit card inserts, a full length note compartment & a coin purse firmly secured by a press-stud. The Gear of War wallet is much more than just a safe place to keep dosh it proves the carrier is a real fan. Astriking mens bifold wallet with Gears of War Skull Logo motiff With 3 credit card inserts, 1 full length note compartment & coin purse Dimensions:

Width: Open 210mm; Closed: 110mm;

Height: 85mm Made from black PVC with polyester interior Officially licensed Gear of War mechandise



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Don't know what to get the man who has literally EVERYTHING? Well this could be the answer to the problem of buying for that tricky male! This Gentleman's Ballscratcher! is ideal for the ' Busy Male Executive'. Ideal for the days when hands are just not precise enough, the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand for those hard to reach places. The 9 inchhandle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) & provide the relief so many crave... This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, & has a stain resistant surface. Presented in a high quality gift box. ...

Don't know what to get the man who has literally EVERYTHING? Well this could be the answer to the problem of buying for that tricky male! This Gentleman's Ballscratcher! is ideal for the ' Busy Male Executive'. Ideal for the days when hands are just not precise enough, the Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand for those hard to reach places. The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) & provide the relief so many crave... This quality silverware utensil is dishwasher safe, & has a stain resistant surface. Presented in a high quality gift box. ...

Post it notes may be a thing of the past these days to the prevalence of email messages & Outlook reminder alerts, however these stickers are a great way to express what the frustrated manager, executive or employee really thinks about their boss, work or deadlines. Of course, these shouldn't just be confined to the workplace, although they make an excellent executive gift for that work colleague who just wants to throw in the towel. These Get the Hint Loud & Clear Stickers would make an appropriate way of pressing the point, no matter who is on the receiving end
- boss, colleagues even the other half! Stickers comprise F**k This F**k That This is F**king Urgent Don't F**k this Upand the concilitary F**k Yeah These repositionable adhesive labels are low tack so can be used more than once & the pad comprises 20 sheets of five stickers which should keep the mood up for quite a while. You never know when you really just need to emphatically express yourself & therefore using verbal communication isn't quite adequate enough. Makes a perfect secret Santa executive gift.
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The Giant Batman Mug is a brilliant present for the superhero enthusiast, the coffee/tea drinking Goliath or a perfect combination of the two! Holding up to 30oz of your favourite drink, you won't be found needy & thirsty with this enormous stoneware mug, & with the Batman insignia printed prominently on the front of the mug, the enthusiast can feel just like his hero as he sips away: it could need some Herculean strength to lift this beast of a beverage! ...

Tired of having to keep leaving the comfort of your living room chair to get another can of beer for your pint glass? Well why sacrifice time & effort when you can have a glass that you can fill with up to 2 cans of your favourite brand of amber liquid. The Giant Beer stein can hold up to a litre of beer, which is a true measurement of manhood, unlike those baby half pint glasses which fail to quench your oversized thirst. Its sturdy handle & dimpled glass design remind us of the real male drinkers of old, who after a hard days fox hunting would smoke their tobacco filled pipe & dampen their handlebar moustache by drinking out of a glass such as this. So don't compromise when it comes to your beer glass. Get the Giant Beer Stein
- for all your thirst quenching, masculine needs!
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Drinking pints? That's so wimpish! Now you can have twice the beer in a single drinking vessel with this Beer Monster glass! This giant beer glass from Get Loaded holds a full two & a half pints. No need to waste good "drinking time" refilling all the time! Certainly would be a loud & proud addition to your home bar! No subtlety here! Just imagine using glass when playing drinking games. Ideal gift for the bride groom or best man for that all important Stag weekend or boys night out or indeed, boys night in! ...

Most of us have got a bit bigger since we last bounced around the garden clutching the horns of a grinning space hopper. Now you can bounce back to the 1970s with the Adult sized Giant Retro Space Hopper. Bigger & tougher than the original & purpose designed for adults & teens alike, the Giant Retro Hopper can withstand the weight of a fully grown 'business executive' weighing up to 100 kilos or 15.7 stones! Available in Orange (just like the original), the Space Hopper comes with a fast inflating foot pump & is ideal for bouncing around your garden in the summer
- would make an unusual fun seat indoors during the winter too! Whether it be for racing friends around your garden, home or office, to use as a fun seat or as a novel approach to exercise, the Giant Retro Space Hopper is a quirky gift idea popular with adults of any age & all fans of the 1970s. How can you resist? Measures 75cm inflated (horn grips inclusive) Comes with fast inflating pump
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