Rude Ted 24" Talking Plush Toy (X-Rated)

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Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. Introducing X-Rated Ted!   That's right, this is the foul mouthed teddy bear version that "looks like something you give your kid when you tell them grandma died". Actually, keep this one well away from your granny & anyone else who offends easily, because Ted isn't just any old bear;, he's got an attitude & potty mouth that will leave your friends in shock (and stitches) when they hear some of the things he comes out with..   Ted is the eponymous, not-so-loveable soft toy from the buddy movie " Ted" starring Seth Mac Farlane. It tells the story of a boy & his favourite teddy bear, which sounds sweet, except boys & teddies grow-up. & boy, does he come out with corkers! Phrases include:- Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I´m
- I´m a little f@!ed up, but will you take care of me for ever & ever?... Aha! I´m just kidding you! I thought it´d be funny if you thought I was f@!ing retarded.´ ´ You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? ´ Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I´m gonna stuff my f@!in´ face with Pepperidge Farm.´´ ´ Well you never should´ve trusted me. I´m on drugs!´  ´ Alright c´mon, let´s sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don´t you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy & say these magic words: F@! you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!. You can´t get me, Thunder, ´cause you´re just God´s farts (makes fart noise).´  ´ Oh f@! that. It´s been 4 years, Johnny! You & me have been together for 27 years. Where´s my ring, huh? Where´s my ring, @!hole? Where´s my ring, mother f@!er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!! C´mon!´ Definitely suitable for ages 18+ only!