Warning Man Cooking. The saying if you cant stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen could probably apply to anyone when your average bloke is trying to cook up a storm in the kitchen. So this Man Cooking Apron is designed to keep him stress free whilst cooking that Coq au Vin or burning that Beef bourguignon. Ok, we realize that many of the worlds greatest chefs are male, however cooking at home has usually been the preserve of the female of the species, unless it involves the barbecue of course. For those rare occasions, this man sized apron will help keep his temper under control in that busy kitchen. In durable green cotton, it features all the pockets he will need for those critical essentials! Salt & Pepper pocket Chilli Pocket Beer Pockets Fire Extinguisher pocket And of course, the all important bottle opener (attached to the apron) A perfect kitchen accessory for the "masterchef" in your life. In one size only
- Man Size of course!
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Warning Man Cooking. The saying if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen could probably apply when your average bloke is trying to cook up a storm in the kitchen. So this Man Cooking Apron is designed to keep him stress free whilst cooking that Coq au Vin or burning that Beef bourguignon. Ok, we realise that many of the world's greatest chefs are male, however cooking at home has usually been the preserve of the female of the species, unless it involves the barbecue of course. For those rare occasions, this man sized apron will help keep his temper under control in that busy kitchen. In durable green cotton, it features all the pockets he will need for those critical essentials! Salt & Pepper pocket Chilli Pocket Beer Pockets Fire Extinguisher pocket   And of course, the all important bottle opener (attached to the apron) A perfect kitchen accessory for the "masterchef" in your life. In one size only
- Man Size of course!
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If everyone in your house suffers when the man in your life gets sick, then these peppermints are a perfect reminder just what a big baby he can be when suffering the sniffles. Man Flu mints are ideal for when hes really, really, really poorly. Packaged in a neat collectable tin, these sweets are sugar free after all we dont want to cause toothache either & an emergency visit to the dentist after suffering the flu! These peppermints make a hilarious novelty gift for the wimpy man in your life Sugar-free confection with sweeteners
- they won't cause a tooth ache as well! Comes neatly packaged in a collectable tin
- approx 8 x 7cm Makes an ideal stocking filler or secret santa gift Net weight: 45g

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If he can't function without his builders brew throughout the day, then The Man Mug makes the perfect tea or coffee mug for alpha males & DIY enthusiasts. With a handy-man's theme, this oversized mug measures a whopping 13.5cm in height & has a width of 10.5cm. The chunky mug in white has a red interior & red slogan emblazoned on the side declaring "MAN MUG IT S NOT FOR GIRLS". Plus the handle of the mug replicates the shape of a saw handle for an extra-rugged touch. Although men might claim that they can't multi-task, this drinking vessel certainly can. Not content with holding a mega mug of man's favourite brew, it also comes with a pencil slot & pencil in the handle, a ruler etched into the mug & a spirit level built into it. Warning: This mug is not for girls so if you see any of your female friends, family or colleagues eyeing up your manly mug, simply lift your brew to your lips, revealing the base of the mug. The base of the mug has a No Women symbol on it. This mug is just for men got it!  Would stand tall & proud in any kitchen cupboard either at home or work. ...

Smart beer bong puts men in their place! Any man seeking to demonstrate his credentials in the beer-drinking stakes has but to fill the bong, lift it from its imposing black stand & drink his fill. And the bong will instantly mark him on a scale from" Wimp" to" Legend" via Lightweight, Pretender, Contender & Bloke. Should this man's friends by any chance wish to prove that they can do better, let them take their turn, and let the bong decide who is the greatest & who is the wimpiest of them all! Ideal gift for the bride groom or best man for that all important Stag weekend or boys night out or indeed, boys night in! ...

If you love your Marmite on toast, this is a brilliant, fun & classy item. If you hate it but know someone who loves it they won't be disappointed with this gift. Ideal for those who love Marmite, but definitely not for those who don't. After all, the world can be divided into two
- those who either love it or hate it! Which are you? Marmite fever! Align those pieces of toast in an orderly fashion, evenly distribute the Marmite all over with that special branded butter knife & envisage the contents before the tantalising ingredients dissolve on your taste buds! In other words..... Stick the toasts in the rack & eat them with Marmite.....hmmmm tasty! ;)
Features: Ceramic Marmite toast rack Special branded butter knife 125 gram jar of Marmite yeast extract Dimensions: 14.5 x 25 x 6.5cm

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From the Marshall amplification bag collection comes this Marshall classic Amp Messenger bag based on the JVM series. Designed to replicate the famous Marshall Amplifier speaker made famous by Jim Marshall & beloved of rockers all over, this Marshall Shoulder Bag is ideal for the music lover. Comprises one large compartment with one inner zipped compartment. Plus it has a small pouch for your mobile phone or iPod & a hole for your headphone jack to thread through so you can listen to your iPod whilst it's tucked securely away out of sight. The Marshall Classic Amp messenger bag is more than just a safe place to carry stuff it's a fantastic shoulder bag with a coolness factor that goes all the way up to eleven! Marshall amp dispatch bag based on the best selling JVM series from iconic Marshall Dimensions:

Width: 39mm;

Height: 290mm:

Depth: 120mm About Marshall Jim Marshall, known as "the father of loud" for inventing the Marshall amplifier was a drummer & drum teacher who used his earnings to set up a music shop in west London in 1960. Among his customers were the likes of Ritchie Blackmore & Pete Townsend, & it was through talking to them that Marshall realised there was a gap in the market for a guitar amplifier cheaper than the American-made models popular at the time. when, at Townsend's request, a Marshall 1959 amplifier head was teamed with a cabinet, the " Marshall stack" was born, becoming the defining feature in rock bands' backlines for generations to come. Virtually every major guitarist has used Marshall amps at one time or another, & giant arrays of Marshall cabs
- often suggested to be empty boxes, with no actual amplification purposes
- have become key stage props for generations of metal bands.







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Marshall, the legendary brand synonymous with rock, guitar riffs & music played very loudly has produced these Major Pitch Black Headphones so you can rock out wherever you are, whenever you like. The Marshall Minor Headphones comprise a soft ear cushion & can be easily folded away for storage & transportation. No matter how heavy the music, the super soft cushion will rest lightly on your ears. Plus, it's compatible with any music player, Smartphone or MP3 Player, which uses a 3.5mm headphone jack. The headphones also come with a remote control for use with your smartphone & a microphone handy for phone calls. & for all those aficionados who are REALLY into their sound, below is the scientific technical bit....   Technical Specifications: Transducer: 40mm moving coil dynamic speaker Frequency respond: 20 Hz-30k Hz Impedance: 32? ±15% at 1k Hz   Sensitivity: 121 ±3d B at 1k Hz 1m W (single speaker) Rated input power: 2m W Maximum Input power: 5m W 6.3mm Amplifier adaptor   Neutral stereo plug adaptor Comes with one year premium replacement guarantee ...

This iconic Marshall MS-2 speaker is a working, 1 Watt output, portable guitar amp; a miniature version of the classic Marshall Amplifier. Measuring 14cm x 11cm x 6cm this mighty micro-Marshall has switchable Clean & Overdrive modes; just plug in your guitar & start rocking! However, this Marshall MS-2 also come with a 6.3mm to 3.5mm adaptor, meaning that you can plug in your phone or MP3 player & use the MS-2 as your own portable speaker! Also featured is a headphones output & a socket you can use to connect to the mains power (power cable not included). The speaker obviously won't fill the 02 arena with sound, however it makes a nifty little warm-up tool when you need to practice the axe before performing. & although it doesn't go all the way up to 11, (sorry Nigel Tufnel) it does feature Tone & volume controls. The Micro Amp also comes in the classic Marshall card
- just like a real Marshall Amp. The MS-2 features all the iconic styling of a classic Marshall Amp, so when not in use, nothing looks cooler sitting on your mantelpiece! Marshall speaker is the ultimate in portable battery/mains operated micro amps With a switchable Clean & Overdrive channels
- plug in guitar & start rocking Plug in your phone or MP3 player & use as your own portable speaker Perfect for practicing
- with 3.5mm Headphone jack for private practice One Watt speaker with Volume & tone controls Requires 1x 9 Volt battery Measures 14cm x 11cm x 6cm


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Marshall, the legendary brand synonymous with rock, guitar riffs & music played very loudly has produced these Minor Headphones so you can rock out wherever you are. The Marshall Minor Headphones are "in-ear" headphones which features " Ear click" construction. This technology secures the earphone into position into your ear. Plus, it's compatible with any music player, Smartphone or MP3 Player, which uses a 3.5mm headphone jack. The headphones also come with a remote control for use with your smartphone & a microphone handy for phone calls. & for all those aficionados who are REALLY into their sound, below is the scientific technical bit.... Technical Specifications: Transducer: 15.4mm moving coil dynamic speaker Frequency respond: 20 Hz-20k Hz Rated input power: 2m W Maximum Input power: 5m W Comes with one year premium replacement guarantee ...