For decades, hippies have sworn by the mind-freeing effects of the lava lamp. Well, if the lava works so hypnotically well, imagine the whole volcano! Actually, you dont have to imagine here's one we prepared earlier. Move over Mount Etna! Stand aside Vesuvius! The Mini Volcano is set to erupt in offices across the country. It's a fabulously frivolous battery operated accessory! Its the perfect item to lighten up your plain, boring work space. When your boss is giving you grief or that irritating co-worker has somehow developed the ability to be even more aggravating, simply stare at the molten mountain to ease the stress & clear your mind. Similar to watching waves breaking by the seashore, the gentle ebb & flow of the Mini Volcano will help transport you to that "happy place" whenever stress threatens to take hold. The Mini Volcano does not have to be confined to the office. Being battery operated, its portable & can be placed anywhere from the home to the workplace. Why not use as a unique ornament for your living room? Or set a relaxed mood in your bedroom when its time for sleep. Assembly is easy Pop in 4x AA batteries, just add one part dishwashing detergent to two parts water, via the filler hole at the top, turn on, & your away! And unlike the real thing the Mini Volcano has its own on/off switch so there's no need to unplug (and of course, no need to run for your life). Product Specification: The Mini Volcano is powered by 4x AA batteries, features a power switch & is Approx. 16 cm tall by 10 cm wide. It recreates an erupting volcano effect using luminous red "lava" beads in a liquid solution. Please note: Not suitable for children under 3 years old due to small parts which may constitute a choking hazard. ...

From Numark, the makers of the Worlds 1 DJ controller, comes the Mixtrack Pro II
- the essential midi controller for anyone who
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Ion's Mobile DJ enables you to take the party wherever you go! It features dual iPhone or iPod docks to allow you to mix tunes together with the special crossfader. There are two microphone inputs & effects for the microphones. The powerful speaker will keep the tunes pumping out the whole night. The sturdy, durable construction means that this speaker can be taken anywhere! ...

Mock the Week is the BBCs is current Ly the most popular panel quiz show attracting millions of viewers every week. So this Mock the Week Funniest Book of All Time makes the ideal gift for fans of the topical programme & those with a wicked sense of humour. The book is a a compilation of edgy gags & lines from the team of comedy panelists & comprises 79 chapters of " Unlikelies", Bad Things to happen at.. & Bad Names to give..". Below is a taster of what to expect, although we wouldn't advise you give this to someone who is extremely straight laced like your in-laws or maiden aunt unless they've been plied with sherry first. Categories include UNLIKELY DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS: arsehopper (n.): small green insect that lives up your arse. I may have misheard this. UNLIKELY VILLAGE NAMES: Clegg-Under-Cameron; Cock-on-the-Curtain; Tinchy Stryder... UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR DURING SCHOOL ASSEMBLY: ' This year's Speech Day has of course been ruined by those silly boys who assassinated Mr Bartram... ' UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON DOWNTON ABBEY: ' Mr Bates's leg? He hurt it helping Otis Ferry throw a fire extinguisher off Nelson's Column at a Countryside Alliance march.' ' BAD THINGS TO SAY TO A POLICEMAN ...

Hate saving up? Love having the security of that bit of extra cash stashed away? It's a 'love/hate' scenario. For those who love to spend, whose money burns a hole in their pocket, perhaps this Marmite Money Jar is something that you should consider buying if you can't help yourself! For those who love to save, what a perfect place to keep those spare pennies in this jar shaped like the iconic 'love/hate' spread, Marmite! The jar also holds up to 200 in 5p pieces, making you 'savers' content, & you 'spenders', a whole lot of money to blow! To get ur money out the jar, you can simply unscrew the lid, there's no need to smash it open like the unfortunate piggy bank! Dimensions: Depth
- 16cm Height
- 19cm Width
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The eleventh Doctor & his new companion, Amy Pond are here! So is a fantastic new range of Doctor Who gifts & Doctor Who toys from Gadget Grotto such as the Dr Who Monster Keyfob! This Doctor Who Keyringhas 6 buttons, each emitting a well known sound file from Doctor Who. Press a button & you can hear the staccatissimo Exterminate from the Daleks; press another & youll hear the distinctive initial scary bars of the Doctor Who Theme tune. There is also the sound of the Doctors famous transporter, the TARDIS, taking off & the noise of his Sonic Screwdriver. Other monster noises come from K-9, the Cybermenand a Judoon gun. & of course, its a stylishly designed keyfob that fits easily in to the pocket & will keep your important keys safe & sound.. Keyfob requires 1 x AG-13 batteries (included) Comes with instructions for use. Know any Dr Who fans? Well, buying stuff for those keen on the timelord isa breeze as theyve gotta be the easiest people to buy gifts for! From the earliest incarnations of William Hartnell & John Pertwee right through to David Tennant & the newest doctor, Matt Smith, The Doctor has become a Saturday night icon on small screens everywhere! ...

If you like wine, we mean if you really LIKE wine, then you cant go wrong with this Monster Wine Glass! Measuring a whopping 10 inches from the bottom of the stem to the top of the bowl, with the bowl itself measuring 4 inches across, this huge wine glass can hold practically a whole bottle! Just keep pouring & pouring & pouring
- see it's nearly bottomless! So now when you say to all those sniffy, teetotallers that you only drink one glass a day you wont be fibbing! Just dont let on the size of the glass. Saves having to constantly refill the glass. Dare we say please drink responsibly! Makes a perfect addition to the home bar!
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Wake up to the soothing ambience of this Mood Light Alarm Clock. This fabulous creation is not only visually attractive but also has a feature which plays nature sounds to relax the mood. You can browse through the variety of sounds to select one that suits you most, & adjust the playing time of the sounds from between 10 to 60 minutes. This digital LCD alarm clock also features a snooze button which is programmable to adjust the interval from 1 to 6 mins, a temperature function which ranges 0C to 50C & a timer. Now is that a fully equipped alarm clock or what!? What's in the box? Dome-shaped colour-changing Alarm Clock Clock Dimensions: Approx. 11cm in diameter Set of instructions Requires 3x AAA batteries (not included) ...

Mood lighting doesnt come much softer than this! This light-up colour changing cushion has to be the fluffiest light source available anywhere. Made from ultra-soft plush fur, an internal light source illuminates the whole cushion with a gently shifting light that shimmers between various different colours. Powered by a battery pack that sits tucked away inside a zip-up compartment, low energy LEDs ensure that the Moonlight Cushion is both bright & safe. You can use this light up cushion anywhere you want some calm mood lighting, or even as a reassuring nightlight for a childs bedroom. A tap to the centre of the cushion brings it to life or switches it off, so theres no need to access the battery pack during normal use. Chilled out, but still warming, the soft glow of a Moonlight Cushion is the perfect way to create some illumination in any room where you want some light, but not too much.
Features: Ultra-soft plush man-made fur outer layer Cycling colours Tap to switch on Battery Requirements: 3 x AA Cushion size
- 35 x 35 x 17cm

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This plush furry Moonlight Cushion contains a series of low energy LEDs which gently illuminates the whole cushion & shimmers between different colours, creating an amazing relaxing ambient light for any room. The ultra-soft Moonlight Cushion is powered by a battery pack which is tucked inside a zip-up compartment. A tap to the centre of the cushion brings it to life, or switches it off, so there s no need to access the battery pack during normal use. This unique gift provides bright & safe mood lighting for your bedroom or lounge which is guaranteed to leave you relaxed. Perfect for creating a soft glow in your favourite chill out room or as a bedroom night light. Battery Requirements: 3 x AACushion size
- 35 x 35 x 17cm
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