For fans of the hapless, hopeless & frankly sexist Sid the Sexist, his mug has been immortalized on this porcelain coffee mug. Real name
- Sidney Aloysius Smutt hes always trying to prove hes a hit with the ladies but fails dismally with his crude & insulting chat up lines. The Sid the Sexist Mug is perfect for fans of the famous Fulchester 30 year old virgin who still lives with his Mum, & for Viz magazine fans in general. His attempts to woo the opposite sex are pathetic, funny & offensive in equal measure. This sturdy porcelain mug measures 16cm x 12cm x 9cm & comes with a pack of five English Breakfast Tea Bags thats at least one civilised thing about this piece of Viz Official Merchandise. A great piece of collectable British literary genius?! About Viz Magazine Viz has been going for over thirty years now & its influence on British comedy has been profound. Its squalid brand of anarchy & self-referential surrealism is present in everything from Mitchell & Webb to Little Britain & The Daily Mash. & while its writers resist serious analysis, Viz's most overlooked quality has always been a furious intelligence. Chris Donald's foul-mouthed comic evolved from a 12-page fanzine hawked around Newcastle's pubs into one of the country's highest-selling titles, shifting over a million copies an issue with celebrity fans ranging from David Bowie to Simon Bates. Strips like Biffa Bacon, Sid The Sexist, The Fat Slags & even Johnny Fartpants tell you more about the national character than many literary heavyweights
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Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. The Sidekick Multi Tool pocket Knife from purveyors of fine tools, Leatherman, is a fantastic lightweight pocket knife comprising 14 essential tools for every day living & has all the features you need to get your project done, at a fraction of the cost. The handy, outside-accessible blades can be opened with just one hand & the rounded handles make getting a grip around the spring-action jaws easy & very comfortable. The Sidekick multi-tool pocket knife is made from Stainless steel & is backed by a 25-year warranty. Perfect backup tool & a must in your toolbox. With its durable build & great range of tools, the Leatherman Sidekick tool is an essential piece of kit for all men who love the outdoors & would make a great Birthday or gift for the adventurous Dad! Tools: 420HC Serrated Knife Medium Screwdriver 420HC Knife Bottle Opener Can Opener Phillips Screwdriver Ruler (1 in/2.54 cm) Saw Small Screwdriver Spring-action Needleless Pliers Spring-action Regular Pliers Spring-action Wire Cutters Wood/ Metal File ...

This Black unisex watch from the ICE Watch: Sili Forever Collection is a must have fashion accessory for the modern man. This enhanced model
- the most powerful of ICE watches
- features an extra-large (53mm) Enamel dial & Miyota 2415 three-handed movement. The strong design is evident in the Black Ice-Ramic case, blending seamlessly into the Black Silicone strap. A favoured accessory amongst celebrities, this is an ideal man gift.ICE Watch is an international br&, providing affordable timepieces for the modern market, since 2007. The brand is highly distinctive & known for its use of vibrant colours & modern materials, adding a unique twist to traditional analogue style timepieces. The ICE collection is a great way to own a designer watch at an affordable price, & the designs suit trendy fashion enthusiasts of all ages & gender.
Features: Collection: Sili Forever Model: SI.BK.BB.S Watch size (Small/ Unisex/ Big/ Big Big): Big Big Case

Colour: Black Case

Material: Ice-Ramic Case

Size: 53mm Band

Colour: Black Band

Material: Silicone Dial: Enamel Dial

Colour: Black Lens

Material: Mineral Glass Movement: Miyota 2415 (three-handed) Dimensions: 105 x 80 x 80mm Water resistant: Up to 50m (5 ATM) Manufacturer's warranty: 2 years Packaging: Becubic  
















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Our White Unisex watch from the ICE Watch: Sili Forever Collection is the must-have fashion accessory for modern ladies & gents. The powerful design is evident in the White case, blending seamlessly into the white Silicone strap. A favoured accessory among celebrities, this is an ideal gift for him, for her or for him & her. Arrives in a stylish box.ICE Watch is an international br&, providing affordable timepieces for the modern market, since 2007. The brand is highly distinctive & known for its use of vibrant colours & modern materials, adding a unique twist to traditional analogue style timepieces. The ICE collection is a great way to own a designer watch at an affordable price, & the designs suit trendy fashion enthusiasts of all ages & gender.
Features: Collection: Sili Forever Model: SI.WE.U.S.12 Watch size (Small/ Unisex/ Big/ Big Big): Unisex Case

Colour: White Case

Material: Ice-Ramic Plastic Case

Size: 43mm Band

Colour: White Band

Material: Silicone Dial: Sunray Dial

Colour: White Lens

Material: Mineral Glass Movement: Miyota 2115 (three-handed) Dimensions: 105 x 80 x 80mm Water resistant: Up to 100m (10 ATM) Manufacturer's warranty: 2 years Packaging: Becubic














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Our White ladies watch from the ICE Watch: Sili Forever Collection is the must-have fashion accessory for modern women on the go. The powerful design is evident in the white case, blending seamlessly into the white silicone strap. A favoured accessory among celebrities, ICE-watches make for romantic gift ideas that will keep her bang on trend this season. Arrives in a stylish box.ICE Watch is an international br&, providing affordable timepieces for the modern market, since 2007. The brand is highly distinctive & known for its use of vibrant colours & modern materials, adding a unique twist to traditional analogue style timepieces. The ICE collection is a great way to own a designer watch at an affordable price, & the designs suit trendy fashion enthusiasts of all ages & gender.
Features: Collection: Sili Forever Model: SI.WE.S.S.12 Watch size (Small/ Unisex/ Big/ Big Big): Small Case

Colour: White Case

Material: Ice-Ramic Plastic Case

Size: 38mm Band

Colour: White Band

Material: Silicone Dial: Sunray Dial

Colour: White Lens

Material: Mineral Glass Movement: Miyota 2015 (three-handed) Dimensions: 105 x 80 x 80mm Water resistant: Up to 100m (10 ATM) Manufacturer's warranty: 2 years Packaging: Becubic














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You may be old enough to drink alcoholic beverages, however that doesnt stop you NOT acting your age! Add some silliness to your slurping with these drinking Straws glasses. Put the glasses on, stick the long end of the Silly Straw into your drink & the other into your mouth, then suck away. Your drink will shoot up the straw, swirl around your eyes & end up in your mouth! Youll probably go cross-eyed watching the liquid go around the frames of the spectacles before it disappears down your gullet
- now you can say that your last beer wasn't resopnsble for your double vision. Makes a great novelty gift for the home bar or that student house warming party. Why not provide them in a goodie bag at your next party, or send them out with invitations? Guests not wearing them upon arriving will be penalised or not let in. Now you can really make a spectacle of yourself! Novelty drinking straw spectacles
- ideal novelty gift for parties & house-warmings Comprises 5 pieces with connectors. Watch the liquid go around the frames Made from soft plastic straw tubing
- not suitable for hot beverages Hand wash only
- not suitable for dishwashers Small parts;- Not suitable for children under 3



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You may be old enough to drink alcoholic beverages, however that doesn't stop you NOT acting your age!  Add some silliness to your slurping with these drinking straws glasses. Put the glasses on, stick the long end of the Silly Straw into your drink & the other into your mouth, then suck away. Your drink will shoot up the straw, swirl around your eyes & end up in your mouth! You'll probably go cross-eyed watching the liquid go around the frames of the spectacles before it goes down your gullet, but now you can say that your last beer wasn't responsible for your double vision. Makes a great novelty gift for the home bar or that student house warming party. Why not provide them in a goodie bag at your next party, or send them out with invitations? Guests not wearing them upon arriving will be penalised or not let in. Now you can really make a spectacle of yourself! ...

For those of you who struggle to finish a bottle! Keep your wine fresh in style with this retro silver plate wine stopper, customised with your own 12 character engraved inscription. This personalised wine stop looks great & has a good weighty feel to it & would make a great corporate or wedding gift. For a small extra charge you can further customise your silver plated bottle stop with an engraved shape
- a heart or a star. It comes with a free gift card on which you can include your own personal message &

Includes:: a free gift box which you can choose to have wrapped in luxury gift wrap.


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For those of you who struggle to finish a bottle! Keep your wine fresh in style with this retro silver plate wine stopper, customised with your own 12 character engraved inscription spread across 2 lines. This personalised wine stop looks great & has a good weighty feel to it & would make a great corporate or wedding gift. For a small extra charge you can further choose to have the wine stopper wrapped in luxury gift wrap. ...

Add a personal touch to your desk with this personalised silver plated globe magnetic puzzle. This stylish puzzle can be customised with a 100 letter message engraved onto the base. The engraving can be written in your choice of three fonts: Arial, Monotype Corsiva & Times New Roman. For a small extra charge you can further customise your silver plated globe magnetic puzzle with an engraved shape
- a heart or a star. It comes with a free gift card on which you can include your own personal message &

Includes:: a free gift box which you can choose to have wrapped in luxury gift wrap.


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