Spectular Suggestions for a Saggy Scrotum is not just a useful guide to dealing with the fact your wedding tackle & everything else is heading southwards it 's also a celebration of getting older! After all, Being an old git is wonderful isn't it? You can spill food on your cardigan, park badly & shout at children & no-one bats an eyelid. But have you noticed the bizarre changes in your body too? The enormous ears, the extraordinary amount of excess nose hair &, of course, the saggy scrotum. Yes, you can't deny it, where once things were pert & taut, now the crown jewels look like they've been melted down for scrap. Well here in this decidedly unsaggy volume is your salvation
- a scintillating collection of spectacular ideas for your saggy scrotum. This is the best guide to saggy scrotums the world has ever seen. Filled with funny illustrations & tips, it's perfect for the old git you know. Just don't show it to anyone of a nervous disposition or your maiden aunt either. In paperback, it's perfect reading matter for the throne room too!
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Drive off road with one of the fastest radio control cars around! The Speed Beast remote control buggy is the fastest vehicle in the Maisto fleet. With digital proportional steering control offers the user excellent performance & handling. The model has front & rear suspension, big chunky off-road tryes, whacky brightly coloured graphics to the body & tri-channel controller which allows three users to play simultaneously. The pistol grip controller with steering wheel makes controlling the " Beast" a breeze. The Baja Beast is fully ready-to-run with 7.2V rechargeable battery pack & charger for the vehicle & 9V battery for the controller. So unleash the beast in a park near you & warn all those around to watch their ankles! Age 8+
Features: Maisto Speed Beast Remote Control Truck/ Buggy Measures Approx. 33cm (13 inches long) Fastest vehicle in Maisto-TECH fleet With easy to grip pistol shaped controller Digital proportional steering control Big chunky off-road tryes & brightly coloured whacky graphics Tri-channel controller allows three users to play simultaneously. Ready-to-run with 7.2V rechargeable battery pack & charger for vehicle & 9V battery for controller included Suitable for age 8+ NB: Colour may vary. Menkind cannot guarantee colour provided Maisto International has been making model cars for over 30 years. Maisto are now world leaders in manufacturing die cast & radio controlled products & ensure their products are of the highest quality for you to enjoy as much as they do.
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This Marvel Comic Spiderman Print Dressing Gown is ideal for those familiar with the likes of this famous superhero or fans of the film franchise. Ok, he may not be able to scale buildings, but will look the part in this cosy night attire.  One size fits all, whether he resembles the buff toned physique of Peter Parker by working out in the gym or simply likes to lounge around & enjoy reading comics or watching others scale buildings or save the world from villains on the box in your front room.  Of course, this themed dressing gown is so much better than that mouldy old bathrobe you've been meaning to throw away. Plus it proves the wearer is a real fan, making it the perfect gift for the ardent follower of Marvel comics in general & Spiderman in particular. ...

Spin, Sip or Strip Drinking Game is a cross between Strip Poker & Roulette! As the name suggests, this is a risque drinking game for adults; ideal for two or more players (ooer! Mrs). Simply flick the wheel & follow the instructions. Spin the wheel, let's play fair, let's hope you have enough to wear. If you don't want to end in a comprising position & lose your pants, we suggest you dress in layers if you're planning on playing. Mind you, after a while & after a few, you may not care that you have stripped down to your smalls. Suggestions include: Choose someone to strip one item Choose someone to down one drink Choose someone to down two drinks Strip one item Sip & strip............ You get the idea. Perfect for parties, nights in with just the two of you, stag & hen dos & student gatherings. ...

If style & art is a part of your DNA, then our LED Spiral Helix light feature is perfect for your living room. Become captivated by the bright blue & red LED lights, which spin & twirl independently as if by magic. The entrancing twirl is created by a small motor boosted every 63 seconds & between boosts the tendrils are left to rotate into countless enchanting patterns via their own kinetic energy. The spiral helix can hang off of any light fixture in your house with a E27 screw in attachment, giving you a bright alternative to your normal light bulbs. You can use the Spiral Helix as a centerpiece in your living room or even as an additional light in your bedroom. Give your house the wow factor & bring some originality into your front room with the Spiral Helix LED light feature, which will leave any house guest in a daze of amazement, as they stare at the twirling blue & red lights. Ideal for any modern home or housewarming gift. ...

A great addition to any home bar this Jack Daniel s optic is free standing & dispensers a single measure of whiskey. We supply the spirit dispenser & you supply the bottle & glass! This official Jack Daniel s merchandise gives you the exact shot of JD every time (25ml) & holds a 700ml bottle of Jack Daniel's. Makes a fantastic gift for the new home or recently completed home bar. ...

If he has a DIY bent, he might like these stylish working spirit level design silver plated cufflinks. We all know that men can't multi-task but who says their cufflinks can't! They can double up as shirt cufflinks whilst simultaneously helping with the DIY! Silver plated, thesewonderfully whacky shirt cufflinks are ideal for any occasion! Would make ideal wedding cufflinks
- perfect gifts for the groomsmen! Comes packaged in a stylishchrome gift box
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If he has a DIY bent, he might like these stylish working spirit level design silver plated cufflinks. We all know that men can't multi-task but who says their cufflinks can't! They can double up as shirt cufflinks whilst simultaneously helping with the DIY! Silver plated, these wonderfully whacky shirt cufflinks are ideal for any occasion! Would make ideal wedding cufflinks
- perfect gifts for the groomsmen! Comes packaged in a stylish chrome gift box
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These Spitfire Plane novelty cufflinks are perfect for the fighter plane enthusiast or the individual who is interested in British wartime aviation history. The pair is set in enamel & sits proudly on a rhodium base & would brighten up even the dullest of shirts; more than mere fasteners, cufflinks usually reflect the personality of the wearer! Getting married? These shirt cufflinks would make perfect gifts for the groomsmen, although we wouldn't recommend that the groom wears them on the big day just in case the bride spots his true passion! ...

Stan the Dead Man Drinks Coaster has just got splatted protecting your table top from tea & coffee stains! What a guy
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