Not a morning person? This novelty Pole Dancer Digital Alarm Clock is a great way to wake up if you find it hard €¦to get up in the morning! With a sexy twirl around the pole, this bikini clad babe comes to life & will brighten up your morning with a Pole Dance to some cheesy music. Add a guaranteed smile to the grumpiest of men & instantly brighten up their dreary morning. Features a digital clock display & multi-function alarm, including the all-important €œ Snooze function. Measures Length: 22cm Requires 3x AAA batteries (not included) Clock requires 1 x LR44 battery (included) ...

With this Police Siren Alarm clock, you do not have the right remain silent but to get out of bed & start your day! You have until the count of 3 to get out of bed before the siren goes off! This novelty alarm clock is perfect for the laziest of slugger-beds. The sound of the police siren cutting through the morning slumber will have the sleeper bolting upright in no time. The idea is to get a a similar reaction to those of criminals when they hear the sound of the old Bill! After all, it's "criminal" to lie in bed all day! Digital Alarm clock shaped like a flashing Police blue light With spinning blue light & very loud Police siren Siren will continue until you press the Snooze button Perfect novelty clock
- ideal for a teenager's bedroom Powered by AA batteries (not included)
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The famous windproof Zippo Lighter comes in many different styles & looks & are designed to reflect the personality of its user. Like all Zippo windproof lighters, this Polished Chrome Lighter features the characteristic flip-top on a rectangular case with flint wheel ignition & oozes classic style every time you light up. Much more stylish than a boring old disposable cigarette lighter. Famous windproof lighter from the iconic Zippo In stunning polished chrome Dimensions
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Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x

Width: 1cm Extremely reliable
- comes with World Famous Zippo Guarantee Features the characteristic flip-top with wheel ignition on a rectangular case. Zippo Cigarette Lighter makes a great smokers gift; ideal for the great outdoors. Dimensions
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Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x

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The famous windproof Zippo Lighter comes in many different styles & looks, & is designed to reflect the personality of its user. Like all Zippo windproof lighters, this Polished Chrome Lighter features the characteristic flip-top on a rectangular case with flint wheel ignition & oozes classic style every time you light up. Much more stylish than a boring old disposable cigarette lighter.  This Zippo Cigarette Lighter makes a great smokers gift; ideal for the great outdoors. Dimensions
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Height: 6cm x Length: 3cm x

Width: 1cm.




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Heres a novelty green gift from the Natural History Museum whose popularity is growing literally! Simply sow the provided seeds, water the box & watch your plant grow fertilized by poo fertilizer. The box is full of dung collected form UK zoos & safari parks that have been treated to remove germs & odours. Choose between elephant poo & the angel rose, rhino poo & the banana plant, & even reindeer poo to grow your own Christmas tree. When its bigger, plant it out in your garden. In the wild, these animals eat a range of plants & fruit. The seeds are then distributed in their dung, which provides an ideal nutrient-rich environment for plants to grow. Please note cannot guarantee which poo will be dispatched. Images for illustration purposes only. ...

With this Pop Art Print Gift Tin you can turn your favourite photo into an Andy Warhol inspired pop art style print. Ok, it may not fetch 6 million like a portrait of film star Elizabeth Taylor by Andy Warhol did at a recent auction, however to you or the recipient, your piece of pop art will be priceless. The process to order this fantastic gift couldn't be eaasier. Simply save your chosen photo on the CD included in the tin & return it in the prepaid envelope (supplied). After your order has been received, it will take 10-14 days before you receive your personalised A3 print in a stylish black A3 frame. Stuck as to which photo to choose? The pack also contains information & guides to help you select the best photo possible, whether you live in a sprawling mansion or cosy bedsit! This Pop Art Print Gift Tin is the perfect way to immortalise your favourite photo of any person, object or pet. ...

The Pop-Up Pint is a handy collapsable pint glass which you can carry around in your coat. Just unscrew the lid, extend the Pop-Up Pint to its full height & its ready for use. The Pop-Up Pint will stay upright when filled so theyll be no sudden loss of liquid. Turn the lid upside down & youve got a nice little container for crisps, peanuts or any other stray snacks that might come your way. ...

Film buffs & cinema lovers listen up you can now make delectable popcorn in the comfort of your own home with our cinema style Popcorn Maker. It uses a powerful 850 watt hot air blower to cook your popcorn to a crisp, crunchy standard & all in less than 3 minutes! By using this cooking method no oil is needed to cook the kernels, which makes the popcorn surprisingly healthy. Also the removable dish which is included measure kernels perfectly for a great batch of popcorn every time. The dish doubles up as a handy tray to melt butter or flavourings while your corns are popping, to give your popcorn that extra bit of oomph! This Popcorn maker is ideal as a house-warming gift or as an addition to your kitchen or living room for an authentic cinema experience ...

Making hot dogs now became ten times easier with the Popup Hot Dog Toaster from Nostalgia Electronics which makes cooking hot dogs as easy as making toast. There's no need for frying pans or grills, just put two hot dogs & two buns into the toaster, push the slider down & wait for two delicious dogs to pop up in a matter of minutes. This simple process means that you can take it with you anywhere & share that authentic American taste with everyone you meet. The Popup Hot Dog Toaster is perfect for any daytime meal or as for a speedy snack & its size means that you can take it anywhere. ...

As practical jokes go, the electric shock in the handshake trick is one of the oldest! However that doesn't make it a "has been" of tricks! In fact it now can be revivied & introduced to a whole new generation of pranksters & prankstees! The Portable Hand Shock (or shake) will add a real buzz to your handshake with this subtle but shocking device! Simply hide the Hand Shock in your palm; there's a ring attached to put your finger through so it sits comfortably in your hand without being too obvious. Now get ready to greet your victims with a spine-tingling electric shock! Don't worry, the shock given is designed to be punchy but harmless so you can be sure you'll just be delivering a fright! Perfect for welcoming dignitaries or VIP clients (or not!!). Make sure that your new friends, colleagues, business associated have a sense of humour as they may not stay "in contact" for much longer! WARNING! This product is NOT recommended for children under 14 This product emits an electric shock. It is NOT a toy! Do NOT use if you suffer from epilepsy, heart conditions or similar related illnesses Neutrally coloured casing helps disguise the device when in use Perfect gift for the joker in your family or workplace Powered by 4 x AG3 batteries (included) ...