Shit Ground No Fans is the brilliant collection of football chants that pays homage to the distinctive British football culture & the songs that have developed from this over the years. Many of the older ones have developed & are still sung on the terraces today. " Shit Ground No Fans" puts together a huge amount of chants from all the years of football banter & brings it together in a concise, humorous amalgamation of the witty minds of millions of football fans at once! Indulge in the nostalgia of hearing chants you might not have heard since the 80's, or remember having had it roared in your ear last week, this is the perfect gift for the committed football fan. ...

This may look like a lightweight tennis racquet but don't be deceived
- it's much deadlier than that! Take revenge on those annoying
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When the beeping stops, the screaming starts! Welcome to Shocking Roulette Re-loaded. Roulette & electric shocks have now been thrown together to form one phenomenally enjoyable & pretty frightening game! Shocking Roulette is exactly that. Up to four people insert a fingertip into one of the sleek electric chambers & then somebody presses the start button. This sets into motion a countdown sequence of beeps & lights that realistically imitate the sound of the ball on a traditional roulette wheel as it bounces towards its final resting place. When the countdown stops, this malicious little plaything randomly delivers a full-on electric shock to one unlucky player. Well, it's more of a jolt really, but it's certainly enough to grab your attention. At only 14cm wide & 6cm high, Shocking Roulette is small enough to take down the pub or to a party. ...

This elegant combined shoe horn & clothes brush tool makes an excellent gift for the well turned out individual & travelling businessman. It easily folds away & the clothes brush attachment actually works wonders! The engraving area on the front is just perfect to write your own short personal message. Choose from 3 different fonts: Arial, Times New Roman & Monotype Corsiva. A personalised gift like this would makes a perfect present for a wedding, anniversary or birthday. For a small extra charge you can further customise with an engraved shape
- a heart or a star. The Shoe Horn & Clothes Brush comes with a free gift card on which you can include your own personal message &

Includes:: a free gift box which you can choose to have wrapped in luxury gift wrap or decorated with a silver ribbon.


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Battery operated " Anti-Fog" Shower Shaving Mirror At last the first truly dedicated shaving mirror that won't fog up! The Shower Shave anti-fog mirror provides Fog-free vision for a cleaner, faster shave. Its US patented anti-fog coating enables use in a steaming shower or bathroom & the fully waterproof sealmeans you can have it installed in the shower. The Shower Shave is equipped with a Double LED Light angled to illuminate the face, a universal shaver holder & an LCD digital clock to keep track of the time. Its compact stylish design & unique features make it the perfect shaving accessory & travelmate.
Features: Dimensions of Unit: 214mm x 204mm x 25mm Dimensions of Mirror: 164mm x 134mm Weight: 480 grams with 3 x AA Batteries Mounting System: New Super suction cap hook included
Colour: Silver Power Supply: 3 x AA Alkaline Cells E91 or LR6 Lighting Source: 2 x 5mm Bright Light LEDs -never need replacing Timer Switch: Auto Off after 5 minutes Requires 2 x AA Batteries

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Shave minutes off your morning routine with this amazing battery operated anti-fog shower shave mirror & radio! At last the first truly dedicated shaving mirror that won't fog up! The Shower Shave anti-fog mirror provides Fog-free vision for a cleaner, faster shave. Its US patented anti-fog coating enables use in a steaming shower or bathroom & the fully waterproof sealmeans you can have it installed in the shower. However, this unit is not water resistant & is not intended to be submerged in water. The Shower Shave is equipped with an LED Light angled to illuminate the face, a universal shaver holder & an LCD digital clock to keep track of the time. Its compact stylish design & unique features make it the perfect shaving accessory & travelmate.
Features: Light automatically switches off when not in use Full instruction manual: please note that you should never soley rely on the information provided here & please refer to this manual. Requires: 4 x AA batteries
Colour: Silver Other

Features: Unniversal razor holder, hanger slot for wall & back stand



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Do you enjoy a good old sing along in the shower? For many, it's a place where the voice usually sounds brilliant thanks to the all tile floor & walls. So, tune in & sing-a-long to your favourite AM/FM station with this Shower Tap radio. It makes sense to lather & listen at the same time
- lovely. The fully waterproof radio has an attractive translucent blue finish & the large tap handle can be turned to increase or decrease the volume. Get great AM & FM reception from the aerial that you can leave as a coil or unroll to extend for better reception. Let the water cleanse your body & the radio your mind.
Features: One translucent blue Shower Tap Radio Water resistant construction AM range 540-1600 k Hz FM range 88-108 k Hz Suction cup to attach to wall Volume control Integral speaker On/ Off switch Aerial coil Tuning knob Instructions included

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Everyone knows the feeling: you tiptoe to the bathroom hoping not to wake the rest of the family at 7.30am Sunday morning, only to then rouse them with your ear-splitting showertime warble? This is the perfect gift for the person who doubles their wash routine with vocal acrobatics, the Showergel MP3 Player. Water resistant, & therefore suitable for bathroom use, this amazing little gadget even features a standard shower gel hook, removing the risk of falling when you've got soap in your eyes & can't see, but your previous track choice just hasn't got quite that cleansing vibe you need! Manouevered by touch sensitive next, last, play & volume controls located on the front of the Showergel MP3 Player, this product requires 3x AAA batteries & a SD memory card for power, & is the perfect gift for anybody who loves to sing, scream or just hum along to their favourite tunes in the bathroom! ...

We're all a bit wary about identity theft these days, particularly as it appears to be on the increase. These Shredding Scissors will help you guard your identity by effortlessly cutting through sensitive & confidential information. Comprising five sharp blades, these shredding scissors are a portable solution to shredding documents & for keeping by your newly arrived correspondence. Much handier (and cheaper) than a shredding machine. Five blade shredding scissors ideal for shredding papers & credit cards Effortlessly destroys confidential & sensitive documents Keep them handy where you keep your newly arrived post A portable solution
- more convenient than a shredding machine Dimensions
- Length Approx. 21cm

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For fans of the hapless, hopeless & frankly sexist Sid the Sexist, his mug has been immortalized on this porcelain coffee mug. Real name
- Sidney Aloysius Smutt hes always trying to prove hes a hit with the ladies but fails dismally with his crude & insulting chat up lines. The Sid the Sexist Mug is perfect for fans of the famous Fulchester 30 year old virgin who still lives with his Mum, & for Viz magazine fans in general. His attempts to woo the opposite sex are pathetic, funny & offensive in equal measure. This sturdy porcelain mug measures 16cm x 12cm x 9cm & comes with a pack of five English Breakfast Tea Bags thats at least one civilised thing about this piece of Viz Official Merchandise. A great piece of collectable British literary genius?! About Viz Magazine Viz has been going for over thirty years now & its influence on British comedy has been profound. Its squalid brand of anarchy & self-referential surrealism is present in everything from Mitchell & Webb to Little Britain & The Daily Mash. & while its writers resist serious analysis, Viz's most overlooked quality has always been a furious intelligence. Chris Donald's foul-mouthed comic evolved from a 12-page fanzine hawked around Newcastle's pubs into one of the country's highest-selling titles, shifting over a million copies an issue with celebrity fans ranging from David Bowie to Simon Bates. Strips like Biffa Bacon, Sid The Sexist, The Fat Slags & even Johnny Fartpants tell you more about the national character than many literary heavyweights
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