If you are one of the many people who dream of being the season's latest signing for the Hammers then this gift is made just for you literally. This great gift allows your name to star on the front cover of the Official West Ham Match Day Programme alongside Sam Allardyce, as his latest inspired transfer signing. Photo manipulation experts will seamlessly merge your name as part of the headline & on the back of the Sunderland shirt. Your name will also appear on the back of the programme in the Hammers' squad list. Finally, your match day programme will be mounted in a frame for you to put in pride of place in the bedroom, living room, downstair's loo, anywhere! Unfortunately it doesn't mean you actually are the latest addition to the West Ham squad, but it should help keep your dreams alive! ...

If you are one of the many people who dream of being the season's latest signing for Chelsea then this gift is made just for you literally. This great gift means that you can star on the front cover of the Official Chelsea Match Day Programme alongside Jose Mourinho as his latest inspired transfer signing.   Photo manipulation experts will seamlessly merge your name as part of the headline & on the back of the Chelsea shirt. Your name will also appear on the back of the programme in the Chelsea squad list. Finally, your match day programme will be mounted in a frame for you to put in pride of place in the bedroom, living room, downstair's loo, anywhere!   Unfortunately it doesn't mean you actually are the latest addition to the Chelsea squad, but it should help keep your dreams alive! ...

If you are one of the many people who dream of being the season's latest signing for the Red Devils then this gift is made just for you
- literally. This great gift means that you can star on the front cover of the Official Manchester United Match Day Programme alongside David Moyes as his latest inspired transfer signing. Photo manipulation experts will seamlessly merge a photo of your face onto the player's body & your name will appear as part of the headline. Your name will also appear on the back of the programme in the Manchester United squad list. Finally, your match day programme will be mounted in a frame for you to put in pride of place in the bedroom, living room, downstairs loo, anywhere! Unfortunately it doesn't mean you actually are the latest addition to the United squad, but it should help keep your dreams alive!
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Everyone recognises the Match of the Day theme tune, written in 1970 by Barry Stoller it has become a recognisable sound of football. Well bring a bit of football spirit into your kitchen with this match of the day sound mug. The movement activated mug plays the iconic theme tune, & is printed with the match of the day logo. This ceramic novelty mug would make a great gift for any footy mad man. Specifications Ceramic Mug Not dishwasher or Microwave safe 120 x 95 x 107 mm     ...

So many mazes & puzzles date so easily soon becoming condemned to life on a shelf gathering dust. " Not this one! Just one more go, just one more go, I'll be there in a minute, just this next part & then we can go". Some of the things your friends & family will get sick of hearing you say in between your tears of frustration! Fun for all the family, the small Maze ball is super-tricky. Simply navigate the ball around the step maze without it falling off. Easy! Or is it?   Every moment is magnified, you'll need a hand as steady as your nerve! Chances are you will never be able to finish this in one go. Perfect for long car journeys
- just make sure you not playing whilst driving. Puzzle dimensions: 130mm in diameter.  
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The Medicine Man watch from D&G is based on the old test card design. This very popular watch harks back to the day when colour television was in its infancy & adjusting your set was a daily routine! Featuers the D&G logo, silver numbers & three hand Quartz movement. For those who like a watch with loads of personality. Features Three Hand Quartz movement Second hand Stainless steel bracelet & case Case Diameter 4 cm Thickness of dial 0.8cm Width of strap 2.3cm Mineral Glass Water resistant to 30 metres Splashproof One year's manufacturer's international warranty About D&GFounded in 1985, Dolce & Gabbana is an Italian fashion house from Milan who combines innovative style with a glamorous & luxurious feel. Domenico Dolce & Stefano Gabbana have made a trademark of their surnames which is known throughout the world. D&G watches are a more casual line that follows an urban inspiration & attempts to set trends rather than follow them. ...

Meerkats, those cute little rodents native to the African continent are now extremely popular due mainly in part to those famous insurance advertisements. So why not adopt a Meerkat in the shape of this beautifully crafted handpainted pen. Ideal for the office, you'll never again be scrabbling around for a pen as this little cutey will be "standing" proud in your desk tidy, willing & waiting to be used. Or if he's too good to be kept there, then keep him at home or carry him around with you in your bag or pocket. He's made from 95% plastic with a metal nib & refillable ink. Perfect for the school pencil case. Great piece of novelty stationery! ...

Don't Panic, Don't Panic! It's not a nuclear meltdown but simply time to rise & shine! With meltdown siren, voice over saying " Warning" & spinning red light, no one will sleep through this Meltdown Alarm Clocik. This novelty alarm clock is perfect for the laziest of slugger-beds. The sound of the siren cutting through the morning slumber will have the sleeper bolting upright in no time. & as many teenager's bedrooms resemble a nuclear fallout zone, this clock would make a great addiiton, particularly if he or she needs a rocket to get them up in the morning. Nuclear Warning Alarm Clock Digital Alarm clock in the shape of a warning siren Alarm sound comprises spinning light & voice warning With flashing LED lights & display backlight Perfect novelty clock
- ideal for a teenager's bedroom Powered by 3 x AA batteries (not included)
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How about having a Salvador Dali in hanging in your home! Well, if you have the taste for all things surreal, but havent got the dosh, then dont despair! This Melting Clock is inspired by Dalis 1931 masterpiece The Persistence of Time & looks as if its melting right off the shelf! It's so cool, it's hot! The Daliesque novelty clock is made from plastic & features a silver effect border & black numerals. Designed to be balanced on a shelf or mantelpiece, however can be fixed more safely with a screw. Would make an ideal house-warming gift for any art lover friend! Much more interesting than a boring wall clock & a great talking point too! Melting clock inspired by Salvador Dali's The Persistance of Time masterpiece Made from plastic & featuring with silver border & black numerals Novelty clock designed to sit on a shelf or mantelpiece Measures Approx. 17 x 12 x 13cm Requires 1 x AA battery (not included) ...

This surreal Melting Clock is inspired by Salvador Dali s €œ The Persistence of Memory. The iconic image created by Dali is replicated in this Melting Clock which appears to be dripping over the edge of your shelf, desk or mantelpiece wherever there s edging in your home! Featuring a silver effect border & black numerals, it can be balanced or fixed more safely with a simple screw.A real talking point, this Dali inspired Melting Clock is a great idea for a housewarming gift or birthday present for any art lover. ...