Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. "I look like something you give your kid when you tell them grandma died" Huh? I bet you never thought you'd hear a teddy bear say that. But ' Ted' isn't just any old bear, he's got an attitude which will leave your friends in shock when they hear some of the things he comes out with. Ted is the eponymous, not-so-loveable Soft Toy from the buddy movie " Ted" starring Seth Mac Farlane. It tells the story of a boy & his favourite teddy bear, which sounds sweet, except boys & teddies grow-up! Leave Ted on your bed, press his paw & hear him recall some of the film's hilarious lines including: "C'mon, I don't sound that much like Peter Griffin!" He might be as soft as a normal teddy bear, but beware because this bear packs a punch which will leave all of your friends in stitches! Other questionable phrases include: " You know what I'd like to do to her: something I call the dirty Fozzie" "I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?" Definitely Suitable for ages 18+ only! ...

If you feel you need more chow, then this Telescopic fork is the answer. From the comfort of your seat, you can pick from someone elses plate without having to stretch over with a normal fork. The Telescopic fork is stylish & perfectly functional, so you can use it just like a normal one. However, when youve finished your own course & are watching your slower eating companions with hungry eyes & watering mouth, simply slip the fork under the table & start to extend it by pulling the handle. The Telescopic Fork extends to a hearty 35cms (13 inches)
- sufficient to stretch across most dining tables. Once you've grabbed their tastiest-looking morsels, simply retract the fork by pushing its handle back to its normal setting & begin to chow down with no one else around the table any the wiser. Extendable fork that looks like a normal piece of cutlery at first glance Stretches up to 35cm
- perfect for stealing food off other people's plates To retract, simply push the fork back to its normal setting Stylish & and can be used like a normal fork Novelty Gift for any occasion
- ideal gift for gluttons


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If you feel you need more chow, then this Telescopic fork is the answer. From the comfort of your seat, you can pick from someone else's plate without having to stretch over with a normal fork. The Telescopic fork is stylish & perfectly functional, so you can use it just like a normal one. However, when you've finished your own course & are watching your slower eating companions with hungry eyes & watering mouth, simply slip the fork under the table & start to extend it by pulling the handle. The Telescopic Fork extends to a hearty 35cms (13 inches)
- sufficient to stretch across most dining tables. Once you've grabbed their tastiest-looking morsels, simply retract the fork by pushing its handle back to its normal setting & begin to chow down with no one else around the table any the wiser. Extendable fork that looks like a normal piece of cutlery at first glance Stretches up to 35cm
- perfect for stealing food off other people's plates To retract, simply push the fork back to its normal setting Stylish & and can be used like a normal fork Novelty Gift for any occasion
- ideal gift for gluttons


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Yes, the famous Jack Daniels Old No 7 Brand Tennessee Whiskey is now in luscious sweetie form! Jack Daniels whiskey fudge has been prepared by hand to a traditional recipe by Gardiners of Scotl&. A generous measure of Jack Daniels Tennessee sippin whiskey is added to every batch of fudge to impart a delicious & distinctive flavour! This delectable fudge which comes in a collectible tin contains 1% Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey. Mmmm, Lovely! Perfect for fans of the legendary JD Old No. 7 Whiskey! &, if Santa can resist an early sampling, it makes a perfect stocking filler too. Fudge: Net 300grams ...

Not for sale to persons under the age of 18. By placing an order for this product, you declare that you are 18 years of age or over. This item must be used responsibly & appropriately. Yes, the famous Jack Daniels Old No 7 Brand Tennessee Whiskey is now in luscious sweetie form! Jack Daniels whiskey fudge has been prepared by hand to a traditional recipe by Gardiner's of Scotl&. A generous measure of Jack Daniels Tennessee sippin' whiskey is added to every batch of fudge to impart a delicious & distinctive flavour! This delectable fudge which comes in a collectible tin contains 1% Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey. Mmmm, Lovely! Perfect for fans of the legendary JD Old No. 7 Whiskey!  Fudge: Net 300grams ...

To play the Tension board game, you simply take it in turns to pick a card. Then frantically call out as many examples as you can on the given general knowledge topics before your time is up! Trivia topics could be absolutely anything from ' Famous Bald People' to ' Things That Are Yellow'. However, there's a wicked catch. Only the 10 answers matching the list on the card count. So think the unthinkable
- you'll certainly need to. It s a race against time. Feel the Tension rise as you think hard to get all the answers right the obvious ones might not be on the list! With over 200 different topics, this naming game will have dinner party guests, family & friends wildly shouting out answers as they try to beat the clock. Tension is fast & furious fun for all the family. For two or more players. Box Contents 2 x 50-card Tension decks 1 x Playing board 2 x Playing counters 1 x Topic check pad 2 x Pencils 1 x Sand timer Rules
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Terry the Turtle may look cute but be warned, he is a motion & switch activated terrapin that not only swears, but swears a lot! You won't believe what comes out of his mouth! Terry the Turtle has a little problem- a very big potty mouth!. As hard as he tries to keep them in, the curse words, whistles, & chirps keep slipping out. Shouldn't laugh really, but his language is as foul as the swamp his sort hails from! Not recommended for those who are easily offended like your granny, mum, dad, or anyone easily shocked! His head pops up & arms move from side to side when delivering expletives. His audio chip

Includes:: 25 unique delightful outbursts including the good old favourite, f**k you & "b*tch" to the more inventive "s*ck my b*lls". Then after shouting "c*ckface", Terry then apologises! Oh bless! You've been warned! Features choice of three settings; motion activated, switch activated & "always on" random mode. Also features two rudeness settings: PG or uncensored 18+.
Size: 16.5 x 12cm x 11cm WARNING: THE CONTENT OF THIS VIDEO MAY OFFEND. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. Requires 3x AA batteries (included for demo purposes).


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WARNING: THE CONTENTS OF THE VIDEO DISPLAYED ON THIS PAGE MAY OFFEND & IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. Poor Terry the Turtle can't help but burst out naughty swear words
- & we mean very, very, naughty swear words! His head pops up & arms move from side to side when delivering expletives. His audio chip

Includes:: 25 unique delightful outbursts include, f**k you, b*tch & "s*ck my b*lls". Then after shouting "c*ckface", Terry then apologises! Oh bless! You've been warned! Great fun when set on the motion activated mode, watch people blush as they walk past & Terry Turtle shouts out a rude swear word at them!
Size: 16.5 x 12cm x 11cm THIS PRODUCT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.



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You call the shots with these Test Tube Shooter tumblers. Experiment on yourself & your friends as you mix & test some wonderful & weird concoctions, er than any chemistry lesson you had at school. Like all good pieces of laboratory kit (or barware) these tubes come with their own rack so you can serve your latest medicine with ease & finesse! The Test Tubes would look good any party, particularly hen dos, stag nights or a great way to start a dinner party. Serve up an aperitif in one of these & it will sure to be an ice breaker. The array of bright colours will certainly liven up your kitchen counter or home bar too! Set of six multi-coloured test-tube glasses & rack, ideal for any party Test tubes hold 40ml of liquid & measure 12cm (4.5 inches) each Makes a great house warming gift for the those who like housewares with a difference Made from shatter proof plastic & food & dishwasher safe Test Tube Colours: violet, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Red ...

This standard sized retro Tetris Heat Changing Mug captures the essence of the classic Tetris game. In the cupboard & on the bench, the mug simply shows a game of Tetris in its early stages. The mug then changes colour when a hot beverage is poured in, from a screen showing an empty game to an in-game view, complete with score, level & which shape is next. This stylish & colourful mug is an ideal gift for anyone who loves this iconic gaming br&. A great piece of retro technology
- ideal mug for computer geeks at the office or at home. Colour changing Tetris Mug
- ideal for gamers & fans of this iconic game Fill the mug with a hot beverage to show the tetris game in progress. Officially licensed Tetris Merchandise. Great piece of retro technology memorabilia Dimensions: 300ml/10fl oz capacity; 8cm diameter x 9.5cm height Not suitable for Microwaves or Dishwashers

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