Terry the Turtle may look cute but be warned, he is a motion & switch activated terrapin that not only swears, but swears a lot! You won't believe what comes out of his mouth! Terry the Turtle has a little problem- a very big potty mouth!. As hard as he tries to keep them in, the curse words, whistles, & chirps keep slipping out. Shouldn't laugh really, but his language is as foul as the swamp his sort hails from! Not recommended for those who are easily offended like your granny, mum, dad, or anyone easily shocked! His head pops up & arms move from side to side when delivering expletives. His audio chip

Includes:: 25 unique delightful outbursts including the good old favourite, f**k you & "b*tch" to the more inventive "s*ck my b*lls". Then after shouting "c*ckface", Terry then apologises! Oh bless! You've been warned! Features choice of three settings; motion activated, switch activated & "always on" random mode. Also features two rudeness settings: PG or uncensored 18+.
Size: 16.5 x 12cm x 11cm WARNING: THE CONTENT OF THIS VIDEO MAY OFFEND. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. Requires 3x AA batteries (included for demo purposes).


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WARNING: THE CONTENTS OF THE VIDEO DISPLAYED ON THIS PAGE MAY OFFEND & IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN. Poor Terry the Turtle can't help but burst out naughty swear words
- & we mean very, very, naughty swear words! His head pops up & arms move from side to side when delivering expletives. His audio chip

Includes:: 25 unique delightful outbursts include, f**k you, b*tch & "s*ck my b*lls". Then after shouting "c*ckface", Terry then apologises! Oh bless! You've been warned! Great fun when set on the motion activated mode, watch people blush as they walk past & Terry Turtle shouts out a rude swear word at them!
Size: 16.5 x 12cm x 11cm THIS PRODUCT IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.



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You call the shots with these Test Tube Shooter tumblers. Experiment on yourself & your friends as you mix & test some wonderful & weird concoctions, er than any chemistry lesson you had at school. Like all good pieces of laboratory kit (or barware) these tubes come with their own rack so you can serve your latest medicine with ease & finesse! The Test Tubes would look good any party, particularly hen dos, stag nights or a great way to start a dinner party. Serve up an aperitif in one of these & it will sure to be an ice breaker. The array of bright colours will certainly liven up your kitchen counter or home bar too! Set of six multi-coloured test-tube glasses & rack, ideal for any party Test tubes hold 40ml of liquid & measure 12cm (4.5 inches) each Makes a great house warming gift for the those who like housewares with a difference Made from shatter proof plastic & food & dishwasher safe Test Tube Colours: violet, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Red ...

This standard sized retro Tetris Heat Changing Mug captures the essence of the classic Tetris game. In the cupboard & on the bench, the mug simply shows a game of Tetris in its early stages. The mug then changes colour when a hot beverage is poured in, from a screen showing an empty game to an in-game view, complete with score, level & which shape is next. This stylish & colourful mug is an ideal gift for anyone who loves this iconic gaming br&. A great piece of retro technology
- ideal mug for computer geeks at the office or at home. Colour changing Tetris Mug
- ideal for gamers & fans of this iconic game Fill the mug with a hot beverage to show the tetris game in progress. Officially licensed Tetris Merchandise. Great piece of retro technology memorabilia Dimensions: 300ml/10fl oz capacity; 8cm diameter x 9.5cm height Not suitable for Microwaves or Dishwashers

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How could we forget Tetris the video game invented by a Russian & played on computer & Game Boy consoles all over. Nowdays any self-respecting gamer may find the game tame & a trifle silly, however you can still re-live your childhood memories of the classic game with this Stackable Tetris Mood Lamp. This stunning retro desk lamp consists of seven individual Tetrimino pieces that can be stacked in endless combinations. Instead of disappearing as they appear, they magically illuminate when stacked together & switch off when they are removed from the stack. Plug in the main tetrimino & the each light lights up when stacked onto one that s already lit. Each piece can be arranged any way you like you could have a different arrangement for each day of the week if that's what your heart desires. Makes a great retro mood light for gamers & non-gamers or night light for a child especially the child who is into games. Perfect for the desk at work or at home as well. It makes a great talking point. ...

The Beer Machine Company's Beer Machine 2000 is quite simply a revolution in home brewing, allowing you to easily brew "better than your microbrew" beers in under half the time of traditional home brewers. The Beer Machine 2000 features enhanced construction, design & a full wrap-around heavy duty clamping system for years of service. It also has a new precision pressure gauge which combined with the pressure release system means that you can closely control the carbonation, quality & pouring pressure of your beer
- so there's no need to tolerate gassy home brew anymore! The Beer Machine 2000 is perfectly sized for conditioning beer in the fridge & comes with one Brewers Select premium beer mix, yeast, CO2 bulbs, a defoamer disk & a Brewers Guide to help get you started in time for some great home brew this summer.
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The Beer Machine Company's Beer Machine 2000 is quite simply a revolution in home brewing, allowing you to easily brew "better than your microbrew" beers in under half the time of traditional home brewers. The Beer Machine 2000 features an enhanced construction, design & a full wrap-around heavy duty clamping system for years of service. It also has a new precision pressure gauge, which combined with the pressure release system, means that you can closely control the carbonation, quality & pouring pressure of your beer
- so there's no need to tolerate gassy home brew anymore! The Beer Machine 2000 is perfectly sized for conditioning beer in the fridge & comes with one Brewers Select premium beer mix, yeast, CO2 bulbs, a defoamer disk & a Brewers Guide to help get you started in time for some great home brew this summer.
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This board game is ideal for all fans of The Big Bang Theory, whether they love the eccentric Sheldon Cooper or the nerdy Howard Wolowitz. You can recall all your favourite scenes & funny moments from the sitcom with this party game. Every player must match their category cards with insider references & phrases from the show creating funny combinations & humourous hypothetical siutations. Each player is then judged on their combinations & the player with the most points wins. The game also has " Bazinga" cards which add a surprise element to game-play. This game is for 3-6 players & is great for social gatherings & parties. It would also make a great gift for fans of The Big Bang Theory.   Each game set
Includes:: 271 game cards 60 point chips 6 envelopes Rules  
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Here is a no nonsense mug for the no nonsense bloke! If he is the Boss, or simply thinks he is, then this stoneware mug is ideal! A glossy stylish mug in black, it features the lettering " The Boss & always will be" which says it all. He can start the day with a good strong cuppa thinking he is the main man whether he finishes the same way is yet to be proven! Measuring a whopping 10cm x 12cm x 8.5cm, it will stand proud amongst all the other run-of-the-mill mugs in your cupboard & makes an ideal executive gift for the boss at home or work.
Features: Giant novelty coffee mug made from stoneware
- ideal for the Boss Black mug " The Boss & always will be". in bold white lettering Perfect coffee or tea mug for those cold dark mornings The mug is both dishwasher & microwave safe Measures 10 cm x 12 cm x 8.5 cm

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Socks some may say the most boring gift one can give along with aftershave or a tie. Ah, but these are no ordinary socks. These are no nonsense mens socks for the no nonsense bloke! If he is the Boss, or simply thinks he is, then these black socks featuring the lettering " The Boss" in white lettering says it all. He can start the day by donning this pair thinking he is the main man whether he finishes the same way is yet to be proven! Makes a brilliant executive gift, Secret Santa present or Christmas Stocking filler. After all, if the sock fits..... ...