Got a burning thirst? Then reach for the Thirst Extinguisher Drink Dispenser. A swig from this will quench the thirst of even the driest of palates! This wonderful water bottle in the shape of a fire extinguisher will hold over 1.5 litres of your chosen beverage. It can be used to quench the thirst of your party guests or for warm days firing up the barbecue. However we must warn that it's not a fire extinguisher so don't try to put out the burning sausages
- particularly if the fluid contents are of an alcoholic composition. To distribute liquid from the Thirst Extinguisher bottle simply pump the handle up & down. Not only is it a great way to siphon liquid to friends by squirting directly into their mouths
- great for celebrations
- this novelty decanter also makes a quirky permanent addition to any home bar.


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With money being a bit tight for most people, every penny really does count! So it may be worth your while investing in Rodney & Del Boy's money box! After all, putting your "readies" in this little box might be safer than putting savings in banks in our current economic climate. The money box features Derek's famous catchphrase " This time next we'll be Millionaires" with Rodney & Derek themselves in front of their gaff, Nelson Mandela House. & just in case we need remindihng, the reverse shows TIT
- Trotters Independant Traders, the brothers' dubious business! However there is nothihng dodgy about this little bank
- as it's pukka BBC Merchandise! Of course, if you're going to save a million better start putting away the dosh right away. OK, you may not appear on Britian's rich list any time soon, however it's ideal for people who leave loose change lying around, or great for encouraging the kids to start saving. & don't panic as the box features a bung at the bottom so you can your hands on the pennies in case cash is needed for that round down The Nags' Head. Makes a perfect novelty gift for fans of the famous BBC sitcom. Dimensions: Money Box Tin measures Approx. 11.5cm x 9cm x 5cm.

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Wrap your fingers around this cushtie mug & sip your fave brew. For that much needed cuppa in the morning or after spending a chilly day down the market (or wherever you work), this Only Fools & Horses Mug is perfick! Made from stoneware it comes with a handy coaster
- after all, you want to protect your geniune faux Chippendale don't you. Big on style but not on price (honest!), you don't have to be millionnaire to sit round the gaff, watching the tele & enjoying the cup that cheers but not inebriates
- "ooooo Luvvly Jubbly"! Hailing all the way from Peckham, the mug features Del & Rodney Trotter in front of a backdrop of Nelson Mandela House & the Trotters Independent Traders (TIT) logo on the reverse. & just in case you re wondering, this mug ain't dodgy gear neither but licensed BBC Worldwide merchandise! Completely pukka!

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If you enjoy Tic Tacs & the fresh breath that comes with them, then you'll enjoy distributing the mints like a secret agent witih this Tic Tac Attack pistol. Simply load the gun with the right ammunition, aim & fire! Mints are loaded into the cartridge one by one, just like a real pistol. Fresh breath is guaranteed at the pull of a trigger! Mints are included. No batteries necessary. Fun Tic Tac dispenser in the shape of a toy pistol Load the gun with the mint ammo, then simply aim & fire Mints are loaded into the cartridge one by one Fresh breath at the pull of a trigger Novelty gift that makes a great stocking filler Mints included. No batteries required ...

Buy your loved one a h&-crafted glass paperweight, crafted by Spaceform London, with the elegantly inscribed message: " Today, Tomorrow, Forever" to remind them how much they mean to you. It's simple design also features a love heart which is ingrained into the glass design. Every glass gift from Spaceform is h&-crafted & designed to make a perfect personal gift for your loved one. A great wedding gift, or a lovely gift for a couple. Spaceform Medium Paperweights are a solid block of polished glass, & come packaged in a stylish white Spaceform gift box. ...

The Toilet Caution Cone is the ultimate novelty gift for housemates, boyfriends, husbands & brothers! Actually no household should be without one of these, especially in the morning after the night before curry or stinky kebab! The hazard cone should be positioned outside the bathroom or cloakroom after a long occupancy. Much more effective than the obligatory comment €œI d give it a while if I were you! It will stop other, innocent members of the family from entering the contamination zone & be confronted by stinky fumes or someone else's floater. The Caution Cone in danger red & orange comes with the warning "DANGER! TOXIC GASES...GIVE IT 10 MINUTES" which literally speaks for itself! Measuring Approx. 18cm in height, we would definitely recommend this for homes with just one loo. Makes a great jokesy house-warming gift, although this is no laughing matter! ...

Make your Dad feel special right down to his fingertips (almost) with these fine Top Dad chrome cufflinks. Better than socks, more interesting than monogrammed hankies, he'll be reminded of you whenever he looks at his wrists. Beautifully presented in a chrome case. ...

Make your Dad feel special right down to his fingertips (almost) with these fine Top Dad chrome cufflinks. Better than socks, more interesting than monogrammed hankies, he'll be reminded of you whenever he looks at his wrists. Beautifully presented in a chrome case. ...

Wear good taste on your sleeves, literally with these Guinness Toucan Cufflinks. These days, cuff links are more than mere shirt fasteners or mens jewellery accessories; they show to the world the wearer’s likes & true passions. These ceramic cufflinks feature the perfectly scaled Guinness mascot design made famous in advertising Approx. 70 years ago. Makes a perfect gift for the best man or wedding cufflinks for the bridegroom – just don’t tell the bride his real passion. Guinness novelty cufflinks are genuine Guinness merchandise & come gift boxed. Each cufflink measures Approx. 20mm by 10mm. Pure genius! Guinness History!  Arthur Guinness started brewing ales initially in Leixlip, then at the St. James's Gate Brewery, Dublin, Ireland from 1759. On December 31, he signed (up to) a 9, 000 year lease at £45 per annum for the unused brewery. Ten years later on 19 May 1769 Guinness exported his ale for the first time, when six & a half barrels were shipped to Engl&. Pure Genius! The rest, as they say, is history!! It is popular with Irish people both in Ireland & abroad & is the best-selling alcoholic drink of all time in Irel&. ...

The stylus by form is a pretty boring looking object that can get easily lost. Not any more! This Touch Pad Pencil designed for touch screen phones & devices is not only stylish, but also functional! In fact, it's oft said the pen is mightier than the sword, so by extension it's safe to assume the pencil is mightier than the finger. Make you & your smartphone look even smarter with a retro styled Pencil Stylus. A chunky retro pencil shape makes it easy to hold & easy to use on smartphones & other devices with touchscreen technology. It's the most stylish stylus money can buy! In fact it makes a perfect device to use during winter months when your fingers are sheltered from the cold by gloves. There are two types of touch screen; 'capacitive' or 'resistive'. The Touch Stylus is designed to work with both! Capacitive touchscreens (used on the iPhone, iPod & iPad) use electrodes to sense the conductive properties of objects, such as you finger. Thats why an iPhone will work if you touch it with your finger
- but not with a pencil, pen etc. Resistive touch screens work in the way you might first imagine a touchscreen to work
- it responds to pressure. These can be activated by your finger & other objects.

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