It's always a hassle when the phone rings & it's out of reach
- buried at the bottom of your bag or out of reach in the car. Of
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The world is full of statistics, trivia & of course, useless information. This is the gift book for the individual who has an unhealthy interest in the irredeemably pointless. So who would compile such a list? The Useless Information Society thats who! This society comprises a group of journalists, TV personalities & other assorted oddbods who meet twice a year to get enormously drunk & swap
- you guessed it
- useless information... So now, those interested in the not very interesting can follow the examples of these journos & get together with friends, get enormously drunk & swap useless information thanks to this useful tome of useless facts. Were you aware, for example, that dynamite contains monkey nuts as an ingredient? Or what percentage of the world's population is drunk at any one time? The vital statistics of a groundhog? Or the odds of being killed by a tornado? Makes a great Christmas Stocking filler or even secret Santa gift for the less scintillating personality in your office.

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Worried about your laptop getting stolen when on the move? Fool the theives with this laptop sleeve cleverly disguised as a tatty envelope. Protect your pride & joy under your arm with this laptop sleeve disguised as a tatty old padded envelope. The laptop sleeve is manafactured from Tyvek, which provides waterproof, tearproof & shock resistant protection for your laptop. The Undercover laptop sleeve is adjustable for most sizes of laptops, thanks to it's strong PE foam construction & tough outer layer, it is protected from drops, splashes & tears. ...

Pour some wine & ease yourself into a lovely hot bath. For a better effect, don't forget to turn off the light so you can enjoy a the amazing underwater light show from this round little gizmo. The Underwater light show disc turns your bath tub into a sublime spa or a dazzling disco & everything in between. Whether you want gentle phasing light or a truly psychedelic party in your bath, this will create an atmosphere unique to the bathroom. This light emits a fantastic multi-coloured display offering 5 different sequences which you can change between by pressing the button on the side. Each style is made up of different combinations of red, orange, green & blue light using different patterns & displays, some flashing & some still. The multi-coloured effect is really awesome! The unique dome shape means that the light reaches out to illuminate the bathroom or swimming pool. A special balancing weight is also included so it can float. The underwater light show is a great way to brighten up your swimming pool & jazz up your bath. This novelty light makes the perfect mood light for kids' bath times too
- you wash while they groove
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Please Note: This product is shipped directly from our supplier. As featured on Big Brother & The Graham Norton Show Feeling a tad patriotic? Now's really the time to celebrate being British with this illuminating Coffee Table Featuring the Union Jack, the table is constructed from tough glass & stainless steel with internal lighting & power supply. & for that wild party, it's sturdy enough to dance on, & built to handle the demanding environments of bars & clubs
- & of course, sturdy enough for the strongest of morning coffees too! Therefore it should withstand Mrs Jones from No. 5 kicking up her heels after too many sherries at your planned Royal Wedding Street party. Right? The Illuminating Coffee Table lighting options allow you to light either the top, bottom, or both at the same time. If also has dimmer controls if you want to tone things down a bit
- although this talble is so over-the-top that it kinda defeats the purpose really. Plus it also features a power socket in one of the legs which means you can plug in your sound system or power up your laptop without cables all over the place. And when the flag flying has finished & the streamers & bunting taken down, you can install this striking piece into your living room & create the glamour of a nightclub. After all, this coffee Table is the epitome of modern design & a striking centrepiece which says it all!
Features: Union Jack Illuminating Glass Table Made from stainless steel & toughened glass featuring the Union Jack With independently controlled illuminating table top & down light & dimmer switch Built to withstand environments of clubs & bars
- sturdy enough to dance on Mains power supply with built in power connection Dimensions:

Width: 1140;

Height: 770;

Depth: 400mm As featured on Big Brother, The Graham Norton Show, & many more Suck UK bring us the ultimate stylish coffee table. Independently controlled illuminating table top & down light with built in power connection. Please note, this stunning table is shipped directly from our suppliers. Please allow 7 Working Days for delivery.









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Regain some patriotism & pride with this Brown Ben Sherman Union Jack Wallet & make Queenie proud whenever you get out your cash. This bifold designer wallet comes in brown leather, with 8 credit card inserts, 2 full-length note compartments & 2 additional pockets to use as you wish. " Ben Sherman" is inscribed on the bottom of the front of the wallet, & this completes a fashionable, modern creation that looks fantastic sitting in the pocket of the discerning male. Ben Sherman Ben Sherman was the Mod God. The man who started making shirts in the late 1950s from a small factory in Brighton, went on to dress the swinging sixties & became the KING of trend-setting Carnaby Street. Hungry for money & fame, he remained a party animal until the day he died in 1987. The 1960s gave British youth more fashion, money & freedom than ever before. Working from small premises in Brighton, entrepreneurial shirt maker Ben Sherman saw his niche & founded the Ben Sherman Company in 1963. ...

This modern stainless steel watch features a stunning grey dial in crystal bezel & will see you looking flash for any occasion, ...

This modern watch features a stunning Burgundy dial & a sleek ceramic case
- perfect for any occasion, day or night. A
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This may look like a beer bottle that has lodged itself into a glass, but it has a serious function – keeping your beloved amber nectar ice cold! This double wall “ Upside Down Beer Glass” is great for keeping brews nice & chilled, especially on really hot days when you can’t down your drink fast enough to quench that burning thirst. Made from glass, it holds 350ml (half a pint) & would make the perfect gift for the bride groom for his stag weekend, boys night in or any occasion where the lager is flowing. Keep a couple handy in the home bar for the much needed brew. ...

If you support the Hammers but cant get to home matches due to the cost of season tickets, geography or simply because there arent enough tickets, then why not bring a little of the ground to you! Perfect for the pub, the garage, kids bedroom or even the lounge, is this Upton Park Street Sign where the hallowed West Ham team resides! It reads Boleyn Ground, Upton Park, E13" & features the club's crest & club logo. Made from durable pressed steel, the sign measures 40cm x 18cm & will not tear, crease or fade. This is official West Ham merchandise & a brilliant football souvenir for every Hammers Fan! After all, football gifts are the obvious choice & really a no-brainer when buying for football fans! ...