The snow is thick, the phone line is down, & no one is getting in or out of Warbeck Hall. With friends & family gathered round the fire, all should be set for a perfect Christmas, but as the bells chime midnight, a mysterious murder takes place. Who can be responsible? The scorned young lover? The lord`s passed-over cousin? The social climbing politician`s wife? The Czech history professor? The obsequious butler? & perhaps the real question is: can any of them survive long enough to tell the tale? ...

Meet Aman, Victoria, Amelia, Tandi & George
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From the author of Pardon My French & A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi, this is the charming & hilariously funny story of one man's attempt to travel the entire length of the Seine by boat. When Charles shows his friends the rowing boat he has spent the last six months building, he little realises the adventures that lie ahead. Several glasses of champagne later (it is New Year's Eve), he finds himself betting he will travel the entire length of the Seine from source to the sea in the next year & discover the true France. But the reality proves somewhat more difficult than he had expected. As Charles sets sail into an unvarnished France on a variety of craft from steamers to police patrol boats to inflatables, he encounters truffle-thieving terriers & obsessive fishermen, grapples with strong rapids & stubborn cattle, & is nearly destroyed by a cheese so smelly it comes with its own health warning. This is the charming & often hilarious story of Charles' Quixotic quest
- & the most unique guide to the true France that you will find. Reviews of Pardon My French: So good.. .the book describes the French real French people speak, as opposed to the French you're taught in school. It also, delicately & amusingly, looks at the pscychology of the French. (Guardian). The hilarious survival guide to French: from ordering a steak without getting sneered at to how exactly to say oh la la, this is not just the most entertaining, but also the most useful book on France & the French you'll ever read. (Living France). About the author: When Charles Timoney & his French wife were both made redundant in the same week, they decided to try living in France for a year or so. It proved much harder than expected. Charles' O level in French was little help when everyone around him consistently used a wide variety of impenetrable slang & persisted in the annoying habit of talking about things he had never heard of. But they stayed. Two decades & two thoroughly French children later, An Englishman Aboard is Charles' third book on his experience of France, the French people & the French language: Pardon My French: Unleash Your Inner Gaul, A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi: The Ideal Guide to Sounding, Acting & Shrugging Like the French & now An Englishman Aboard.
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From the author of Pardon My French & A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi, this is the charming & hilariously funny story of one man`s attempt to travel the entire length of the Seine by boat. When Charles shows his friends the rowing boat he has spent the last six months building, he little realises the adventures that lie ahead. Several glasses of champagne later (it is New Year`s Eve), he finds himself betting he will travel the entire length of the Seine from source to the sea in the next year & discover the true France. But the reality proves somewhat more difficult than he had expected. As Charles sets sail into an unvarnished France on a variety of craft from steamers to police patrol boats to inflatables, he encounters truffle-thieving terriers & obsessive fishermen, grapples with strong rapids & stubborn cattle, & is nearly destroyed by a cheese so smelly it comes with its own health warning. This is the charming & often hilarious story of Charles` Quixotic quest
- & the most unique guide to the true France that you will find. Reviews: ” There are new year`s resolutions & then there are those rash decisions that come after the last bottle has been drunk on the last night of the year. The journey down the Seine that Charles Timoney describes in his third book about France stemmed from the latter.. .a charming story of life along the river.. .that lingers in the mind”. (Sunday Times (Books of the Month)). ”A wonderful view of France as seen from the water, & through the eyes of a genuinely funny writer
- I laughed out loud”. (Philip Marsden (author of The Levelling Sea)). About the author: When Charles Timoney & his French wife were both made redundant in the same week, they decided to try living in France for a year or so. It proved much harder than expected. Charles` O level in French was little help when everyone around him consistently used a wide variety of impenetrable slang & persisted in the annoying habit of talking about things he had never heard of. But they stayed. Two decades & two thoroughly French children later, An Englishman Aboard is Charles` third book on his experience of France, the French people & the French language: Pardon My French: Unleash Your Inner Gaul, A Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi: The Ideal Guide to Sounding, Acting & Shrugging Like the French & now An Englishman Aboard.

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After the romantic encounter in the Loire Valley bathroom at the end of An Englishman a la Campagne, Michael Sadler dumps the University of Swindon & returns to France intent on winning the heart of Lou Charpin, his belle francaise. Easier said than done. How do you love a la francaise? Are they better at it than us? Sadler watches the late-night movie
- an erotic encounter between a luscious cleaning lady & a Parisian dermatologist
- & takes copious notes. After the Latin lover is it now the moment for the rosbif Romeo? In An Englishman Amoureux, the third Installment of Sadler’s warm & wonderful memoirs of life in France, all is revealed. ‘ Michael Sadler is a fine example of that rare breed of Englishman, someone who can be very funny about living in France’- Michael Palin.

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Murder, cocaine, street mugging, bombs & aggressive Amazonian Indians combined with exotic beach resorts & colourful characters make David Wood's book on Colombia an interesting & adventurous look at the most dangerous & alluring country in Latin America. David portrays the capital Bogota as a mixture of colourful street people merging with a vibrant culture. The author's travels in Colombia bring him into contact with many different characters & he outlines the problems experienced in a city characterized by the great contrast of wealth & poverty & the influence of the cocaine business. From detailed personal accounts of incidents such as street muggings, a bomb explosion in central Bogota & the blowing up of an aircraft by the drug cartels which results in the death of his business partner, David draws us into the heart of this compelling country. The author gives clear descriptions of life in places like the Sierra Nevada Mountains where he climbs to the lost city of the Tairona Indians & experiences the culture of the Indian tribes. He also considers the history & culture of cities like Cartagena with its colonial heritage. The book portrays Colombia as a land of great contrasts, beauty & vibrancy contrasted with excessive violence, poverty & crime. The result is a shocking & intimate reflection of life in Colombia today. ...

Anthony Whitelands, an English art historian, is invited to Madrid to value the collection of a Spanish duke. At a welcome ...

In 2008 Jason Bell undertook a photo assignment for American Vogue in ` Tea & Sympathy`, an English tea room in the heart of Manhattan. In conversation with the owner, Nicky Perry, he was astonished to discover that over 120, 000 British men & women lived in New York City. As an Englishman, himself living in New York, Jason was inspired by this & decided to investigate further. His latest book An Englishman in New York is the result. The book documents a wide cross-section of English people living in the City. It features cops, taxi drivers, construction workers, divers, helicopter pilots, chefs, burlesque dancers, UN ambassadors & even dog walkers. Jason was also struck by the significant influence that many Brits exercise on New York`s cultural agenda, which led to him to include amongst his subjects: writer, Zo A” Heller; director, Stephen Daldry; artists, Cecily Brown & Bill Jacklin; Director of the Metropolitan Museum of Art, Thomas P Campbell; historian, Simon Schama; actor, Kate Winslet; & the musician, Sting. The book offers an extraordinary insight into the British sub-culture which forms an intrinsic part of everyday life in New York City. As Bell says, ”I went for a walk in Central Park with Sting, for a cup of tea on Kate Winslet`s roof terrace, sat on Zo A” Heller`s stoop & watched Stephen Daldry cycle down 8th Avenue. I was given a private tour of both the Metropolitan Museum & Barneys` shop windows. & amidst all the questions about why people had come here & what they had left behind, I learnt a little bit more about what it means to be English, what it means to be a New Yorker, & where the two intersect.” ...

Peter Mayle, author of A YEAR IN PROVENCE, writes in his Preface to this charming travel memoir: ` Michael Sadler was born in Lewes, a small town in the south of Engl&. This was a geographical accident. He should have emerged from the womb in Paris, looking anxiously about him for a suitable place to have lunch.` He may not have been born there, but Michael Sadler eventually found his spiritual home. AN ENGLISHMAN IN PARIS is his delightful account of his first year in the French capital, describing with alternate affection & bemusement such continental confusions as the etiquette of flower-buying, the role of cricket in French foreplay, & the dangers `black butter` presents not just to one`s cholesterol levels but also to dry-cleaning bills. Beautifully observed & very funny, AN ENGLISHMAN IN PARIS will delight armchair travellers & Francophiles alike. ...

The Parisien now wants to be a paysan, but it`s easier said than done.. . How do you plant leeks in cement-hard French soil, impress Gallic neighbours with your non-existent gardening credentials & survive a seven-hour celebratory communion lunch (followed by dinner)? What skills are required to cope with suicidal French mice (souricide?), resist the advances of an attractive but desperate lady cheese-maker during an English lesson, buy wine from Mr Grump the grower, & -- last but not least -- stoop so low as to snap up the plastic trophy in the annual garden competition? AN ENGLISHMAN A LA CAMPAGNE is a wonderfully warm & witty follow-up to the author`s account of his first year living in Paris. Now broadening his affectionate embrace to include the myriad facets of the French countryside, Sadler makes you laugh, makes you think, & makes you love the place.. .even Donges, which won first prize in his competition for the grottiest village in France. ...