
Miranda Sawyer drives from Croydon to Swindon, via Stevenage, Harrogate & Cadbury World in Birmingham, on a nice day out around suburban Britain. This is the Britain of motorways & heritage centres, of campaigning housewives & executive housing estates, of boy racers & Essex girls, of Cheshire wives & Scottish golfers. Put on your co-ordinating smart/casual wear (no trainers please) & join her for an evening at a prestigious hotel nightclub, a day in Britain's most average town, a trip round Romford's bourgeois drug addicts, a date with The Lighthouse Family, a few hours with Staffordshire's jet-set. Plus: a hen night, a car cruise, a swingers' special evening, & a lovely Sunday drive to see the new B&Q on the bypass. Forget the Britain that is green & pleasant, urban & dangerous, historic & scenic: this is the rest of it, the vast swathes of inbetweeny l&, the multiplexed, motorwayed, mind your manners Great British Experience. & it may well be where you live.