Morag & Heather, two eighteen-inch fairies with swords, green kilts & badly dyed hair fly through the window of the worst violinist in New York, an overweight & antisocial type named Dinnie, & vomit on his carpet. Who they are, how they came to New York & what this has to do with the lovely Kerry
- who lives across the street, & has Crohn`s Disease, & is making a flower alphabet
- & what this has to do with the other fairies (of all nationalities) of New York, not to mention the poor repressed fairies of Britain, is the subject of this book. It has a war in it, & a most unusual production of Shakespeare`s A MIDSUMMER NIGHT`S DREAM & Johnny Thunders` New York Dolls guitar solos. What more could anyone desire from a book?