` We-have-a-house-in-the-country?`. Lena nodded solemnly. ` Where?`. I almost shouted, briefly rattling the table. ` No, wait, don`t tell me
- it`s Todi in Umbria, right? The old manor house, the one with the lemon groves`! ` Alt-Globnitz`. ` Alt-Globnitz?`. Suddenly I felt cold. ` Alt-Globnitz. It`s a really nice place. You will love it`. In a desperate attempt to save his relationship with girlfriend Lena & take a break from the world of journalism, Germany correspondent Roger Boyes agrees to make a great escape from the easy urban lifestyle of Berlin & decamp to the countryside. Roger has hopes for southern Italy, but Lena has inherited a run-down old schloss in deepest, darkest Brandenburg. Needing a form of income, they decide to set up a B & B with a British theme. Enter unhelpful Harry & his Trinidadian chef cousin, a mad Scot to advise them on re-branding Brandenburg, some suicidal frogs & a posse of mad tourists. It all culminates, naturally, in a cricket match between the Brits & the Germans on an old Russian minefield. Farce meets romance in this follow-up to the successful ”A Year in the Scheisse”.