Up the Rhine & Down the Danube is the account of a memorable voyage undertaken by the author & his friend & ` First Officer`, Anto, from the Netherlands, through inland Europe, & out to Istanbul in Turkey, by river. Portraying the Danube as a `C road` compared with the motorway of the mighty Rhine, the author describes his entertaining, exhilarating & at times plain hairy trip ` Up the Rhine & Down the Danube`. The trip, which took two & a half years, although actual travelling time was only sixty-seven days, saw them travel 3, 750 kilometres, during which time they went through ninety-four locks. They took in Holl&, Germany, Austria, Slovakia, Hungary, Yugoslavia, Bulgaria & Romania before eventually ending up at their final destination, Istanbul, in Turkey. On their travels they had to contend with gales, fog & rain, strict & bribe-hungry officials, barges that dwarfed the tiny Dutch cruiser, not to mention the strong currents, high waves & massive locks along the way. Arriving in Istanbul in one piece (despite a smoking engine), the author completed the voyage of a lifetime, & this is his story.