
Includes: Le Cinq, Beast & Farm Girl Cafe, & a new introduction by the author. Jay Rayner isn`t just a trifle irritated. He is eye-gougingly, bone-crunchingly, teeth-grindingly angry. & admit it, that`s why you picked up this book, isn`t it? Because you aren`t really interested in glorious prose poems celebrating the finest dining experiences known to humanity, are you? You want him to suffer abysmal cooking, preferably at eye-watering prices, so you can gorge on the details & luxuriate in vicarious displeasure. You`re in luck. Revel in Jay`s misfortune as he is subjected to dreadful meat cookery with animals that died in vain, gravies full of casual violence & service that redefines the word `incompetent`. He hopes you enjoy reading his reviews of these twenty miserable meals a damn sight more than he didn`t enjoy experiencing them.