From the acclaimed author of Hey Nostradamus! comes a wonderful comic novel with 'more one-liners than a decade of Woody Allen films' (Guardian), about the scramble for love & success in a brave new world! Bill is wise. Bill is kind. Bill is benevolent. Bill, Be My Friend! Please! At computer giant Microsoft, Dan, Susan, Abe, Todd & Bug are struggling to get a life. The job may be super cool, the pay may be astronomical, but they're heading nowhere, & however hard they work, however many shares they earn, they're never going to be as rich as Bill. & besides, with all the hours they're putting in, their best relationships are on e-mail. Something's got to give!