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Let 's face it, using
public loos can be a tad
fraught sometimes,
although you can claim
anonymity. Even more
fraught are visits to the
lav at work. So are you
sitting comfortably? Then
let 's begin!How to Poo
at Work is a hilarious
book that could save your
career and get you the
keys to the executive
washroom! It is the
ultimate guide to going
to the toilet at work,
and is filled with
practical advice for
dealing with all sorts of
poop-related problems.
Includes What to do if
scenarios such as:You are
'ill'A colleague follows
you into the bathroomthe
flush doesn't workno
paperno seat your
colleagues arriveyour
phone ringsAnd, many
more real-life situations
that are tough to cope
with. All are
complemented by useful
diagrams. You may think
Why this guide? Well,
work can be stressful
enough so you don 't need
any added traumas when
trying to relieve
yourself do you!
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Top Gear has given us the
world 's most popular TV
show with three of the
world 's most obnoxious
presenters. Now their
take on motoring and life
in general is
encapsulated in this
brand new Top Gear
Alternative Highway Code,
written by the Ministry
of Top Gear no less!As
everyone knows, there
are three ways of doing
things. The right way,
the wrong way and the Top
Gear way. Although, on
reflection, that 's
usually just the wrong
way, but faster and with
more shouting. Anyway,
the good news is that
this third way of doing
things can be applied to
almost anything, and
that includes motoring in
general. All you need is
the right guidance,
which is where the brand
new Top Gear Alternative
Highway Code comes in.Top
Gear's Alternative
Highway Code will show
you how to bring the
ambitious but rubbish
philosophies of the world
's most popular TV
programme to your
driving, containing
advice on general
motoring, as well as
specific tips on how to
deal with common
eventualities like a
rapidly sinking
amphibious camper van, a
caravan airship that 's
just crashed into a small
bush, or a stupid
home-made limousine that
's snapped in half while
transporting a top
celebrity to an awards
ceremony.With diagrams
and illustrations, it
also includes guidance to
every day driving likeHow
to overtakeWhat to do and
how to react when hitting
wildlifeBasic rules of
the road Dealing with
Elderly DriversAnd many
more irreverent tips!Road
users should not leave
home without it. Makes an
ideal gift for all petrol
heads and fans of Top
Gear - and there are
plenty of those about!
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Know a golfer? They're
the easiest people to buy
presents for! If he can't
wait to get onto the golf
course even when it's
dark then The Miniature
Book of Miniature Golf is
the perfect golfing
gift. Why? It's a
complete, working 9-hole
miniature Crazy golf
course, with miniature
golf balls and putter
included. The first book
you can play through.
This is a book that's a
true original. Featuring
nine themed courses,
from pirates to dinosaurs
to the classic windmill,
The Miniature Book of
Miniature Golf celebrates
the silliness and the
golf-for-everyone!
attitude of Putt-Putt.
Each page in the book is
a cleverly designed hole,
modelled on real mini
golf courses. Tap the
ball through the grooves
and make sure to avoid
the obstacles. Then see
if you can get it in the
clown's mouth on the last
hole. Very silly -
perfect for the golf mad
golfer, every hole is par
fun.
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Spectular Suggestions for
a Saggy Scrotum is not
just a useful guide to
dealing with the fact
your wedding tackle and
everything else is
heading southwards it 's
also a celebration of
getting older! After all,
Being an old git is
wonderful isn't it? You
can spill food on your
cardigan, park badly and
shout at children and
no-one bats an eyelid.
But have you noticed the
bizarre changes in your
body too? The enormous
ears, the extraordinary
amount of excess nose
hair and, of course,
the saggy scrotum. Yes,
you can't deny it, where
once things were pert and
taut, now the crown
jewels look like they've
been melted down for
scrap. Well here in this
decidedly unsaggy volume
is your salvation - a
scintillating collection
of spectacular ideas for
your saggy scrotum. This
is the best guide to
saggy scrotums the world
has ever seen. Filled
with funny illustrations
and tips, it's perfect
for the old git you know.
Just don't show it to
anyone of a nervous
disposition or your
maiden aunt either. In
paperback, it's perfect
reading matter for the
throne room too!
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To all those adults who
retrospectively view that
childhood and teenage
competitive drive as
something for the younger
and less secure, casting
those memories of crying
for being caught cheating
in that test aside, we
present "Think You Know
It All? The activity book
for Grown-Ups". Watch
those principles take a
running leap out the
window as your allegedly
responsible, adult peers
grapple with eachothers
answer sheets and
discreetly click away at
their smartphones in the
pursuit of quiz glory!
Think you can name all
the American states? List
the James Bond films in
order? Put yourself to
the test, this
devilishly addictive quiz
book will never get old!
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If your Dad thinks he's
the funniest thing since
Tommy Cooper, then this
is the perfect book for
him. It's full of "Dad"
jokes and everyone has
heard a bad Dad joke
right? Your father's
sense of humour is the
type that make you groan
and sigh with
embarrassment, while he
laughs on his own to the
punch line. These are the
types of jokes he loves
to bring out on weddings
and birthdays.This book
of embarrassing Dad Jokes
is full to the brim of
witty gems, some of
which are so bad they
actually blossom into
serious rib ticklers. Be
warned though- do not
tell your Dad this, it
will only encourage him!
And it's not just the way
that you tell them". Dads
have always been renowned
for being truly godawful
joke tellers. Whether
it's telling them at the
wrong moment,
misremembering the
punchline, or it just
simply being a terrible
joke to begin with, dads
are an embarrassment
Embarrassing Dad Jokes
would make an ideal gift
for your Dad, to not
only tell him how much
you love him, but also
how much you hate his
jokes. "Why did the
banana go to the
Doctor's? Because he
wasn't peeling well!"
Nuff said really
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Men love to barbecue and
this cook book
encompasses everything
the outdoors man loves
about cooking outside and
more!The Fired Up BBQ
cook book has 100 mouth
watering recipes, which
are designed for the no
nonsense chef.Broken down
in simple sections -
bird, cow, fish & sides
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It was once said that
there were two things in
the world that couldn't
be avoided - death and
taxes! And whilst dying
is a serious business,
this is a seriously funny
book listing some of the
most incredulous ways
some people have shuffled
off this mortal
coil! This book features
a variety of tales such
as; the woman who drank
herself to death with
water trying to win a
games console by holding
in her wee; the mechanic
who blew himself up while
trying to open a
rocket-propelled grenade
with a sledgehammer; a
lottery winner killed by
the gates of his new
luxury home ; a woman
felled forever by a fatal
falling lettuce. Death
may seem like a serious
business, but this is a
seriously funny book.
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Shit Ground No Fans is
the brilliant collection
of football chants that
pays homage to the
distinctive British
football culture and the
songs that have developed
from this over the years.
Many of the older ones
have developed and are
still sung on the
terraces today. "Shit
Ground No Fans" puts
together a huge amount of
chants from all the years
of football banter and
brings it together in a
concise, humorous
amalgamation of the witty
minds of millions of
football fans at once!
Indulge in the nostalgia
of hearing chants you
might not have heard
since the 80's, or
remember having had it
roared in your ear last
week, this is the
perfect gift for the
committed football fan.
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Men love to barbecue and
this cook book
encompasses everything
the outdoors man loves
about cooking outside and
more!The Fired Up BBQ
cook book has 90 mouth
watering recipes, which
are designed for the no
nonsense chef.Broken down
in simple sections -
bird, cow, fish & sides
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The 300 Beers To Try
Before You Die guide,
written by Roger Protz,
a world leading beer
writer, is a brilliant
collection of the various
ales, lagers, bitters,
stouts and any other type
of beer you can think of
that you really shouldn't
miss out on in your
lifetime! Ranging from
real hop-brewed British
ale to Czechoslovakian
lagers to Belgian Fruit
Beers, this really is
the book for the man
yearning for the status
of the beer aficionado:
It even comes with a
personal comment section
so you can evaluate and
remember the different
types that you have
tried! The perfect gift
for the man who likes the
appreciates a fine drink!
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Here's a hilarous
stocking filler or secret
santa gift for that bloke
for whom you just don't
know what to buy! 50
Sheds of Grey is (as
you've probably guessed)
is a spoof of that famous
erotic novel. Colin
Grey's life was happy and
simple until the day
everything changed - the
day his wife read THAT
book. Suddenly, he was
thrust head-first into a
dark, illicit world of
pleasure and pain. This
is the story of one man's
struggle against a tide
of tempestuous, erotic
desire and of the
greatest loves of all:
the love between a man
and his shed. WARNING:
This book contains
graphic shed-based
images. Please don't look
if you are easily
offended.
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How about doing something
different to celebrate
that all important
anniversary? And it
doesn't have to be a
wedding anniversary
either! It can be a
celebration of the day
you got it together! What
better way to rejoice
than by looking into this
pocket sized Kama Sutra
re-interpretted by
leading Nicole
Bailey. Brushing the dust
off three classic Eastern
love texts (The Kama
Sutra, Ananga Rangaand
The Perfumed Garden),
this book takes the most
potent ingredients of
Eastern eroticism and
mixes them into an
exciting new blend of
red-hot sensuality. Add
sexy new photographs,
and the result is an
exotic, tantalizing
blend of ancient and
modern wisdom in an
irresistible gift
format. The book is
divided into four
chapters: "Slow &
Soulful" for sultry
encounters that are up
close and personal; "Fast
& Passionate" for steamy
romps driven by urgent
mutual lust; "Deep &
Erotic" for wild
sensations that penetrate
right to the core of your
being; and "Adventurous &
Thrilling" for
no-holds-barred sex
beyond your wildest
dreams!
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For those who remember
the beautiful days of
cruising around the
continent in a
eye-catching VW van then
the Little Book of Camper
Van makes a wonderful
nostalgic gift book. In
hardback, The Little
Book of Camper Van looks
back at the development
of one of the most quirky
and unique vehicles to
have been manufactured,
has sold more than 50,
000 copies since its
launch in 2009. Anyone
who has ever driven a
Volkswagen Camper will
appreciate the appeal of
this unique vehicle with
its styling and
versatility. It has given
birth to a raft of
products and apparel over
the last few years
including cuff-links,
tents, mugs, money
boxes and much more. A
fascinating look at a
cultural icon.
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Do you live with or know
a Jedi Knight? Do they
often complain about not
being able to converse
with Chewbacca and the
inhabitants of the planet
Kashyyk in general. Now
they can communicate with
the "People of the Trees"
thanks to this guide.
After all, feeling the
force may not stretch to
speaking with
Wookiees.The How To Speak
Wookiee sound book
teaches intergalactic
travellers in need how to
understand and
communicate with
notoriously
short-tempered Wookiees.
This book supposes that
you have been partnered
with a Wookiee, or
frequently find yourself
in situations where you
must deal with Wookiees,
and offers phrases to use
in communicating with
them as well as crucial
phrases that your Wookiee
acquaintance may be
trying to communicate to
you. (As a bit of
background, Wookiees are
very good at learning and
understanding other
languages, but cannot
speak anything but their
own language.) This book
is set in the "Star Wars"
universe, but we have
included mostly everyday
situations that push the
Star Wars world a
bit.Know any Star Wars
fans? They 're the
easiest people to buy
presents for and this
handy manual is for
intergalactic
communication will be an
instant hit.
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The ideal gift book for
new Fathers and Fathers
to be! These days being a
Dad entails much more
than just going out to
work and bring home the
bacon! Men are expected
to look after the off
spring too and quite
right! However, it can
be real juggling
act.Commando Dad:
Training is the
indispensable training
manual for new recruits
to fatherhood. Written by
ex -Commando and dad of
three, Neil Sinclair,
this manual will teach
you, in no-nonsense
terms, how to:Survive
the first 24 hoursPrepare
and Plan to Prevent Poor
Parental
PerformanceMaintain
morale in the ranks
Feed, clothe,
transport and entertain
your troopsTransport the
troops successfully on
manoeuvresIncrease your
flash to bang ' time and
€˜square away ' tasks
along the way192 Pages:
In paperbackLet the
training commence!! Makes
an ideal gift book for
Father's Day or baby
shower gift for parents
to be!
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If you know someone who
questions everything and
likes the alternative
version of some of the
planet's most incredible
events, then this
collection of Tall Tales
is perfect. Did Michael
Jackson fake his own
death in a bid to escape
financial ruin? Is swine
flu a dastardly plot by
global pharmaceutical
companies or a scare
campaign created by the
pork industry 's
competitors? Are the
British Royal Family
really reptilian
shape-shifting
aliens? You'll discover
startling evidence on
these topics and many
more in this compelling
compendium of the world
's scariest and wackiest
conspiracy theories. This
guide leaves no stone
unturned as it delves
into such conundrums as
the mysterious
circumstances of
Alexander Litvinenko's
death, the alleged
withheld evidence
pertaining to the 7 July
bombings and whether
global warming is a hoax.
Whether you 're a sceptic
or a self-confessed
conspiracy junkie,
you'll find a cover-up
for every occasion. And
remember, just because
you're paranoid doesn't
mean they're not after
you!
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Here's a perfect book for
the football fanatic in
your family and it
doesn't matter who they
support. The beautiful
game has certainly given
us its fair share of
strange moments. Author
Andrew Ward has trawled
the sports pages of
history to create
Football's Strangest
Matches, a fascinating
collection of
bizarre-yet-true tales
from more than a century
of the world's most
popular sport. From
Blackburn Rovers' one-man
team to Wilfred Minter's
seven-goal haul in which
he still ended up on the
losing side, there are
goals and gaffes galore
drawn from all levels of
the football world,
whether high-profile
internationals or the
lowest tiers of domestic
football. This
extraordinary book makes
a great gift for any
football fan, and
certainly proves the old
adage beloved by football
commentators - 'it's a
funny old game". After
all, football gifts are
the obvious choice and
really a no-brainer when
buying for football fans!
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Here's a perfect book for
the football fanatic in
your family and it
doesn't matter who they
support. No one can
dispute that the
Beautiful Game has
provided some of the
funniest"es
(intentionally or not) in
the history of sport -
and "The Big Book of
Football's
Funniest"es" is the
most comprehensive
collection of these
hilarious comic
offerings. Compiled by
avid"ation
collectors Ian Spragg,
Adrian Clarke and Stuart
Reeves, The Big Book of
Football's
Funniest"es is
packed with an incredible
1, 500 ridiculous"es
from and about some the
most famous names in
football, including Sir
Alex Ferguson, Jose
Mourinho, Ian Holloway,
Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne
and Eric Cantona.
Bursting with confused
cliches, mangled
metaphors, comic cusses
and idiotic football
insights, this book
really is the hilarious
last word in funny
football"ations. This
funny book makes a great
gift for any football
fan, and certainly
proves the old aged
beloved by football
commentators - 'it's a
funny old game". After
all, football gifts are
the obvious choice and
really a no-brainer when
buying for football fans!
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The Camper Van Cookbook
is the highly original
and entertaining cookbook
which not only lends an
insight into the free
roaming world of camper
vans but delivers
delicious, easily
prepared on-the-go
recipes. The cookbook
slogan, Life on 4 Wheels,
Cooking on 2 Rings
resembles the carefree,
spontaneous attitude the
lifestyle is based upon,
and this is replicated in
the recipes for the
dishes which are simply
and efficiently
explained. For anyone
whose ever dreamt of
taking that Winnebago and
seeing where it takes
you, this is the perfect
present.
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From the immensely
popular TV show Top Gear,
this is the perfect for
gift for fans of the show
and petrol heads in
general. From amphibious
automobiles to
record-breaking
supercars, Top Gear's
100 Maddest Cars is a
truly bonkers collection
of the craziest cars
we've ever encountered.
From the amazing and
ambitious to the
downright rubbish, this
book is packed with facts
and stats on the
strangest things on four
(and sometimes more)
wheels. Check out the
Venturi Eclectic the
solar powered car with
solar panels or the
Lamborghini Diablo or
even the Lotus 2-11 which
looks like a bathtube on
wheels - albeit a fast
one. Even the Stig looks
normal in comparison...
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Consider a minute in the
bathroom a minute wasted?
Wish you could utilise
that time? The Trivia For
The Toilet book is the
perfect remedy to this
common problem. With 96
illustrated, splashproof
pages full of over 400
things you never knew,
you'll leave the toilet
feeling fulfilled and
satisfied with your new
selection of knowledge.
Did you know that the
expression "News" came
from an abbreviation of
"North, East, West,
South"? Discover this,
and hundreds of other
interesting facts with
Trivia For The Toilet.
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We all know a grumpy git
and most of us live with
one too in varying
degrees - whether it's a
husband, father,
brother, grandfather or
even son! The Grumpy Old
Git's Guide is ideal for
even the grumpiest of
grouches who think
they've the right to
grizzle about everyone
and everything! Surely
life in the 21st century
isn't that bad. Of
course, some old blokes
don't admit they're wrong
or even bad tempered -
it's just everybody else
that is! From Bob Geldof
to Winston Churchill,
Jeremy Clarkson to Victor
Meldrew, the world has
always produced its share
of grumpy, moody,
pessimistic and
world-weary types. We all
know one! They like to
groan and grumble,
offering their own
commentary on the
shortcomings of modern
life. Whether it is
queues at the
supermarket, the state
of the health system,
the price of a pint these
days, the hairstyles of
teenagers, or the number
of Maltesers you actually
get in a bag, there is
always something that
will get their goat. 'The
Grumpy Old Git's Guide to
Life' is a hilarious
celebration of all these
grumps, how to identify
one, what exactly they
find so irritating and
why we find their rants
quite so amusing.
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Most men claim not to be
good cooks (Is it Can't
or Won't cook?), however
when it comes to the BBQ,
they claim to reign
supreme. For the bloke
who loves his barbie this
is the perfect recipe
book.Australian chef,
restauranteur, and TV
presenter Pete Evans
brings his favorite style
of cooking -grilling - to
readers in this gorgeous
full-color book. Tongs in
hand, Pete takes you
through 100 sizzling
recipes appropriate for
all grilling occasions,
including
camping-and-fishing
weekends away, lazy
afternoon barbecues with
friends and sophisticated
al fresco
entertaining.Each chapter
also includes Pete 's
signature cocktails that
will add a little extra
fuel to the fire.
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Like reading in the loo?
For many it's the only
place where one can enjoy
a bit of solitude away
from nagging children or
the stress of work. So
are you sitting
comfortably? Then let's
begin! Pull up a seat and
take a pit stop with this
amusing toilet book. "The
Loo Companion" is a
hilarious and
entertaining addition to
any bathroom, guaranteed
to expand your mind and
make you laugh whenever
nature calls. This book
contains pages of trivia,
news stories, historic
references, "es,
anecdotes, statistics,
sudoku, jokes, quizzes,
puzzles, and more - all
written in bitesized
chunks, perfect for the
reader to dip into -
however long they're
otherwise 'engaged'.
Filled with humorous
facts about
toilet-related activity,
as well as a compendium
of some more generic
humour, there is
something for everyone.
So whenever you're going
to see a man about a dog,
this book will guarantee
you'll never be bored and
keep you glued to your
seat. You may think Why?
Well, this little Loo
Companion will give neat
little bits of
information you never
thought you needed to
know, and let's face it,
still don't. Plus, the
Sudoku puzzles will
exercise the mind while
you relax!
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Let 's face it when men
reach a certain age they
start to gravitate
towards the shed. Even
spending days on end out
there. Many will install
their creature comforts
in there such as a tele,
armchair, mini bar- in
fact the garden shed has
become a room in its own
right. If you know a man
who cherishes his own
company in the comfort of
a small tin or brick
building at the back of
the garden then the Joy
of Sheds makes the ideal
gift book. The Joy of
Sheds is a shed
miscellany that
chronicles man's need for
a small space on his own.
It's a humorous look at
every aspect of the shed
experience, mixed with
shed facts and some
practical information
too. Many famous people
have created genius
things in their sheds.
Inventor Trevor Baylis
thought up the clockwork
radio in a shed, George
Bernard Shaw wrote
Pygmalian in one and
Dylan Thomas would
compose poetry in his.
The average UK male does
not tend to devote his
shed to poetry,
though. Along with
chapters on how to
customize your shed into
an exotic creation such
as "Pimp Your Shed",
there are "Shed Facts" -
almost a fifth of men
have had an accident in a
shed, it's the single
most dangerous place in
the home after the
kitchen. Other chapters
include "Shed Vision",
on the typical items
stored in sheds, and
"The Genus Shed", which
places the shed in the
Linnaean order of
buildings. "Shed
Experience" pulls in shed
stories from around the
world, but particularly
Australia, and there are
also tales of the
"Euro-Shed". There are
chapters on "Sheds in
Literature" (Lady
Chatterly's Lover and
Cold Comfort Farm), Sheds
at the Movies, and
"Sheds in Music". Makes
an ideal gift for Dad and
Grandad alike and would
make a great dipping in
book for him to read in
the shed of course!
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