Make your watch not just practical but stylish with this Armour Cladded LED Watch. It reveals the time through gaps in the bracelet, so no more glare from dated, digital watches of old. The chain-link, gun metal, appearance means that it can be used as a fashion accessory as well as a wristwatch. So whether you're in a business meeting or just relaxing at home, you will never look out of place. Press the button once & you get the time, twice & you'll see the date. Pressing it three times will display the seconds in bright, futuristic looking LEDs. So if you want a watch that even Iron Man would be proud then the Armour Watch is a perfect choice.1x CR2016 battery included ...

Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to using the right part of the soap for the face & downstairs bits! The Arse/ Face Soap is lightly perfumed & comes in a pack of two. Its striking brown & white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on which side is for which end, thus avoiding arse/face contamination. Now all you have to worry about is the curly bits of hair that get stuck in the soap, regardless which end it's used on
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Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to using the right part of the soap for the face & downstairs bits! The Arse/ Face Soap is lightly perfumed & comes in a pack of two. Its striking brown & white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on which side is for which end, thus avoiding arse/face contamination. Now all you have to worry about is the curly bits of hair that get stuck in the soap, regardless which end it's used on
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Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to drying the top & bottom. Gone is that moment when you step out of the shower & try to remember which end to use. This large 100% cotton Arse/ Face Towel has clearly defined areas for drying the opposing ends of the body. Of course, we're not going to suggest that you don't clean yourself properly & therefore leave "streaks" on the towel.. The fact that the bottie bit is brown in colour, well nuff said really! As one clever wag has said, It's ok as long as you don't have a face that looks like an arse. We couldn't possibly comment! There is also an Arse/ Face soap to accompany this "lovely" towel
- see below Aptly coloured brown & white & labelled for each end Made from 100% cotton & is machine washable Measures 1.1metres (43" x 23")
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A large, quality 100% cotton Arse/ Face bath towel with clearly defined areas for drying the body. This fun bathroom accessory never fails to make you smile & makes a great gift for any man who likes a laugh. There are also matching men's grooming accessories
- the Arse/ Face soap & the Arse/ Face sponge to accompany this "lovely" towel
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Be warned, this sauce is HOT- it is perfect condiment for the adventurous pyromaniac, the one who says nothing is too hot for me!! Made from real Habaneros & capsicum extract this sauce definitely has a kick. However, we advise to be careful, as it is extremely hot. We re not suggesting that ingesting this sauce will have you sitting in the €œ Outhouse all night, but be warned that it should be used sparingly- It s all in the quantity! Wash hands thoroughly after handling. Avoid contact with eyes & other sensitive areas. ...

This Assassin's Creed III mens wallet makes an ideal gift for the gamer who frequently likes to assume the role of Altair! Based on the Assassin's Creed video game set in 1191 AD when the Third Crusade was tearing the Holy Land apart, this PVC wallet comprises three credit card inserts, a full length note compartment & a coin purse firmly secured by a press-stud. The Assassins Creed III bifold wallet is much more than just a safe place to keep dosh it proves the carrier is a real fan. A striking mens wallet inspired by the Assassins Creed video game 3 credit card inserts, 1 full length note compartment & coin purse Dimensions:

Width: Open 210mm Closed: 110mm;

Height: 85mm Bifold wallet made from black PVC with polyester interior Officially licensed Assassins Creed merchandise



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Aston Martin cars may have hefty price tags (after all James Bond wouldn't be driving anything less), but this doesn't mean you can't own one! Ok, your budget may only extend to owning remote control cars, yet you can still be the proud owner of this classic beauty without re-mortgaging the house. The Aston Martin 1:24 is a fully functional radio controlled car that drives forward, reverse, forward right, forward left, reverse right & reverse left! Features authentic Aston Martin styling with an injection moulded body & an independent suspension system which allows for smooth rides! On 27 Mhz b&, it has an easy to hold remote control. No assembly required either, just load the battery & go! What's in the box? Aston Martin 1:24 Scale Remote Control Car Remote Control unit Dimensions: 1:24 scale (19 x 7.5 x 5 cm ) NB: Colour may vary to item depicted. Requires 3 x AA batteries for the car, 2 x AA batteries for the controller (batteries not included). ...

Wouldnt it be great to own a bank? Well maybe not so much these days, however you could go some way to avoid frustration with your bank. Annoyed with the 25 minute wait at the counter before the disembodied voice utters the words Cashier Number three please? Minimize your frustration with this realistic imitation of an ATM machine for your own home! A great way to save spare cash, this ATM Bank uses sensor activation & comes with a key card so only the user can access information about their funds It even features an auto roll-in bill deposit for added authenticity, just like the high street version You can even check your balance on screen & it features an alarm clock with 9 selectable melodies. Brilliant for anyone who wants to save spare cash with ease, or a great money box for teaching children the value of money. Much more intelligent than the dusty old jam jar stuck in the corner of the kitchen or even the humble piggy bank. Key
Features: Sensor activation Colourful LCD backlight on different modes Auto roll-in bill deposit Birthday greeting melody Alarm clock with 9 selectable melodies Password Saving target Check balance Withdrawal Check money / days still needed User data
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