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Arse / Face Towel

A large, quality 100% cotton Arse/Face bath towel with clearly defined areas for drying the body. This fun bathroom accessory never fails to raise a smile and makes a great gift for any man who likes a laugh.There are also matching men's grooming accessories - the Arse/Face soap and the Arse/Face sponge to accompany this "lovely" towel - see below.
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A large, quality 100% cotton Arse/ Face bath towel with clearly defined areas for drying the body. This fun bathroom accessory never fails to make you smile & makes a great gift for any man who likes a laugh. There are also matching men's grooming accessories
- the Arse/ Face soap & the Arse/ Face sponge to accompany this "lovely" towel
- see below.

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Cotton - A natural fibre grown on cotton plants
Bathroom - A room usually with a bath and/or shower
soap - The salt of a fatty acid used for cleaning and as a component of lubricants.
Fun - Something that provides amusement or enterainment
Gift - Something that is presented without expecting anything in return
Quality - An object that has quality is superior in function and finish than a less quality object.
Large - something that takes up more space than normal.
Cotton - A 100% natural fibre coming from a cotton boll.
Accessory - An item that can contribute to an activity or process to enhance its look or performance.
Accessory - An item that is added in order to make the original item more useful or attractive.

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