The Bullseye Pint Sized Tankard is the brilliantly made tankard based upon the successful, long-running darts-based TV gameshow. A well sculpted, high quality full pint, this is a lovely glass, & the Bullseye Bully printed on the front of it, which pays homage to the show, gives it that individual touch that makes it a unique & special addition to a home bar collection. This handled tankard is the perfect gift for the darts fan who likes to drink as he plays & feel in the role! ...

Put an end to all those excuses & obvious lies with the Bullshit Button. Lets face it, no office (or indeed home) should be without. For instance, my cats just had puppies, the dog ate my homework, I have to attend an aunts funeral yeah, right, what a coincidence that everyone else that day had the same excuse when there is a football international on! Of course there is always the nonsensical management speak such as lets think outside the box or even the cheque is in the post. The Bullshit Button is basically an alert button with a loud built-in speaker & red light that illuminates with a bullshit response. It will alert with one of 5 following responses: Oh come on now, that ain' t even bullshit, that's horse shit. (Siren) Warning, warning, bullshit alert. (Beep) That was bullshit. (Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions. (Siren) Bullshit level death con 5 It even has a convenient Velcro backing which means you can attach to it your car & use in response to back-seat drivers. Remember, sh*t can stick even bullsh*t! Perfect novelty gift for work colleagues, mates & family or anyone you may suspect is talking a load of cobblers! ...

Yeah, pull the other one. Know when a colleague, friend or even loved is telling porkies? Don t hesitate, don t argue simply introduce the bullshit button & that will have them buttoning their cakehole in no time. The Bullshit Button in the colour that denotes danger or STOP
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- is basically a button with a loud built-in speaker & red light that illuminates with a bullshit response. It will alert the fibber with one of 5 following responses: Oh come on now, that ain' t even bullshit, that's horse shit. (Siren) Warning, warning, bullshit alert. (Beep) That was bullshit. (Siren) Bullshit detected, take precautions. (Siren) Bullshit level death con 5 Using the convenient Velcro backing why not attach it to the dashboard of your car perfect response to that irritating back seat driver!

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Here's a wine cooler in a class all of its own – it's just we're not quite sure where that class is in the pecking order. Needless to say it looks something a tramp or street drinker would use hence the name – Bum Bag. Of course the term “ Bum” means a tramp in American English parlance & not a bag which is strapped to your waist & worn about your posterior As the name suggests, the Bumbag is a reusable foil lined drinks cooler which will keep your beverage cool whether you're imbibing from a bottle or can. However it is designed to look & feel like a brown paper bag, although it is actually made from water-resistant & tear-proof Tyvek. Ideal if you don't want the contents of your drink to be shown, although we think people will probably guess that it may be an alcoholic drink of some kind. The Cooler bag makes the perfect accessory to take to a picnic, barbecue. Music festival, days out in the park, beach or even an outdoor classical concert. Classy indeed. ...

Butt Head is a hilarious game of catch which swaps your hands for your head. Each person attaches this swimming style hat to their head while the other person throws the light weight Velcro balls at their opponent’s head to obtain the highest score possible. The sets consist of two hats & three balls. This versatile team game is great for family outdoor fun, stag weekends or even for business team building events. ...

Remember the joy of hiding secret messages from your classmates in your desk at school? Well now you can relive that excitement with this retro desk tidy. With its Old School wood stained finish & pencil groove detailing, you will be able to bring the dated retro desks of old into the 21st century Store everything from your stationary to your slingshot in one of the three storage compartments available keeping the chaos of modern day life under control. ...

Revist you childhood with this this retro, wooden, slim-line pencil box.   Defend your desk from intruders with the easy to remove, sliding lid which the caption €˜ Ready, Aim, Fire!, so you can fire projectiles at all your colleagues. Want to know how far you can fire paper at your colleagues? Well the lid also doubles up as a handy 20cm ruler for you to measure how far your paper balls can go! Keep your pencils, as well as your style, sharp with an easy to remove pencil sharpener, which is removable so your stationary dosen t get cluttered with unecessary pencil shavings!   ...

The Back Bay Mens Watch from the outdoor people, Timberland features a black leather strap supporting a strong stainless steel case. With three handed Quartz movement on a round dial, it features baton indices, large Timberland written logo across the face & a date aperture at 6 o'clock. Perfect "every day" wristwatch combining classic style with a modern feel.   Features Durable Back Bay Mens Watch 13329JSTU/01 from Timberland Features a silver dial with luminous baton indices Three handed Quartz movement with second hand & date aperture Brushed stainless steel case sits perfectly on a black leather strap Luminous hands & indices Case

Width: 50mm Water resistant to 100 metres Two year manufacturer's international warranty Comes complete in a presentation box with instructions Timberland leads the way in rugged, outdoor-tested gear for men. Their designer watches are great looking timepieces with a sporty, casual edge & a host of the most fantastic features. Handsome, tough & totally reliable!                    

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Come in from out of the cold & slip your feet into these cosy slippers sporting the badge of your favourite football team! Perfect to wear after being to the match (or post-match pub) when comfort & warmth is uppermost on your list of priorities! These Arsenal FC Badge Mule Slippers are ideal for around the house anytime! First thing in the morning (dont forget the Sunday morning repeat of Match of the Day), last thing at night (Match of the Day Saturday & Sunday editions) & of course, all times in between! In red with the famous Arsenal crest to the front, theyre made from soft plush material with a faux fur lined interior & flat rubber soles. Arsenal Crest Slippers come in three sizes Size 7-8 Size 9-10 Size 11-12 A great football gift for any fan of the Gunners. Official Arsenal FC Football Merchandise. ...