In these fast moving days where business can be conducted virtually anywhere thanks to wireless communication & mobile technology, the COPY CAT is a fantastic piece of kit. Fitting neatly into any briefcase, back pack or laptop carrying case, the COPY CAT is a handheld, portable scanner you can use to capture books, papers, photos & business documents on the move. This compact, high-resolution scanning device works in modes up to 600 DPI & writes to a micro SD card so its compatible with a wide range of devices. No need to connect direclty to a computer. You can store more than 30, 000 pages of scans on readily available micro SD cards (up to 32GB). Included with the COPY CAT is a USB (Universal Serial Bus) cable so you can connect it to your computer for easy, drag-&-drop transfer to your Mac or PC. It also comes with OCR software, which enables your computer to transform scanned words into editable text. & to make it even more portable, the COPY CAT runs on standard AA batteries, which last over 200 pages. Key Features Handheld scanner for books, papers, photos & other documents. Scans directly to SD card
- no need to connect to computer High-resolution, color scanning up to 600 DPI Colour, monochrome & resolution options for full-page scans as fast as two seconds Scans in JPEG format onto micro SD cards up to 32GB & transfers to computer via USB Realtime distortion compensation & capture-optimizing feedback for great scans Runs on two included AA batteries for more than 200 pages Technical Specifications Resolutions: 600x 600, 300x 300 DP Modes: Color 600 DPI, Color 300 DPI, Monochrome 600 DPI, Monochrome 300 DPI File format: JPEG Max scanning area (Wx L): 8.27" x 50" (300 DPI) / 25" (600 DPI) White balance: Auto Display: LCD Memory card support: micro SD up to 32GB USB: USB (Universal Serial Bus) 2.0 System compatibility: Windows XP SP2, Vista, Max OS X 10.4+ What's in the Box? COPY CAT device Carry pouch Two AA batteries USB cable Software CD Please note SD card not included
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Wine lovers
- this is a fantastic innovation & great alternative to the messiness of an ice bucket. The award winning Corkcicle
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Tired of scrabbling around the drawer for that corkscrew? Heres a stylish & extremely efficient solution. This table top, free standing Lever Corkscrew on a stand is every bit as practical as it is stylish! Not only would it enhance your home bar, it pulls a cork in just three seconds & then releases it in one single motion. No mess, no struggle & no waiting either! Plus cork damage is avoided with its non-stick screw. & best of all, there is no spillage thanks to its grip suction base. Ideal for kitchen worktops, home bars, dining rooms
- any place where wine is served! Ideal for the wine enthusiast....
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For that friend whose constant dilemma is what games to go to, who constantly debates where he thinks Arsenal are going & speaks in rueful admiration of the days of George Graham & Charlie George, we present to you the perfect gift. The Arsenal Corner Flag Mini Gnome is a fantastic miniature statuette, Approx. 10cm tall, sporting the Arsenal colours & holding a flag aloft in apparent victory! Perfect any Gunners Fan! And because he sporting the kit, this corner ref will give the right decision every time in the Gooners' favour
- " No that wasn't offside!" Arsenal Corner Flag Mini Garden Gnome Fantastic gift for the football obsessed Gunner Fan Officially licensed Arsenal merchandise Looks hilarious in the home or garden Approximately 10cm tall
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Do you always struggle for what to buy that avid Chelsea fan who has virtually every piece of Chelsea FC merchandise going (until that is the strip is changed of course). The Chelsea Corner Flag Mini Gnome is the perfect remedy to this problem. The avid fan will love this novelty miniature statuette, displaying their fanatical support for their team to the world! & because he's sporting the kit, this corner ref will give the right decision every time in Chelsea's favour
- " No that wasn't offside!" The Corner Flag Mini Gnome is Approx. 10cm tall & is a brilliant gift idea.
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Sticky & fluffy! No we're not being x-rated here, but talking about one of childhood's great delights! CANDY FLOSS (or cotton candy!) Now you can get the joy of the funfair in your own home anytime, without trudging around a muddy field listening to whingeing kids! Delight your family & friends with endless colourful authentic candy floss, in minutes..... Just use caster sugar for fluffy white floss or add powdered food colouring to make floss of any other colour. Children of all ages will want to get involved from 5 to 65! The new halogen technology delivers more candy floss in less time than traditional heating elements, giving you even more fun for your money! Simple to use
- just use caster sugar to produce buckets of fluffy floss Fun for all the family
- Ideal for an easy treat or great at parties Easy to clean & store
- Detachable, dishwasher proof bowl & splash guard


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A toilet paper roll full of hilarious jokes to keep you entertained. You will be giggling in no time when you sit down & have a read of this roll full of toilet humor style jokes made to keep you entertained. A visit to the bathroom will never be the same again! If you know someone who needs a good giggle or spends a lot of time in the bathroom the Crap Jokes Toilet Roll is the perfect kitschgift idea. Or just keep it on your desk & have a read when you need an afternoon chuckle! ...

The Crap Jokes Toilet Roll (no pun intended) is ideal for those who like to spend time in the bog & want to be entertained whilst spending a penny or doing well enough said really. There is nothing wrong with a bit of toilet humour now & again & this collection couldn t be more appropriate.Q: What s the difference between roast beef & pea soup?A: Anyone can roast beef! Yep, you get the idea. Crap by name & crap by nature! Chuckle or groan either way these gags are bound to raise a smile! Ah, that s better! This loo roll makes a great novelty gift or house-warming present! Why not present it to a work colleague? He or she could keep it on the desk, especially if that individual is susceptible to the odd cold or snuffle. ...

Heres the perfect gift book for pop music fans, rockers & anyone else who has wondered what the lyrics of some famous songs are all about. There has been some fantastic songs written & composed over the last 50 years, however with the great & good often comes the pathetic & downright ridiculous. So for all those who enjoys poking fun at a load of tosh, then this celebration of the very worst pop lyrics of all time ever, is ideal. ' Why do I find it hard to write the next line?' Spandau Ballet once asked. Even the greatest songwriters (and Spandau Ballet) have had the odd bad day at the office. Or more likely, a bad few minutes in the studio toilets scribbling the first words they can think of on the back of their tranquiliser prescription shortly before the vocal has to be recorded. Johnny Sharp has trawled half a century of lyrics to find the funniest examples of crippled couplets, outrageous innuendo, mixed metaphors, shameless self-delusion, nefarious nonsense & flagrant filth. Not to mention unforgivable over-use of alliteration. Crap Lyrics is a humorous celebration (and occasionally, condemnation) of over 120 of the most ridiculous hooks, lines & stinkers from pop poetry through the modern ages. Johnny Sharp has spent 15 years as a music journalist, & several of those years writing for NME under the name Johnny Cigarettes, so he knows that ridicule is nothing to be scared of. He's serious as cancer when he asks: Are we human, or are we dancer? & where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake, I fear? While moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis? Whether you're a diplomat, or even down the Laundromat, if you have ever heard a song & thought ' You what?', this is the book for you. ...