For that friend whose constant dilemma is what games to go to, who constantly debates where he thinks Arsenal are going & speaks in rueful admiration of the days of George Graham & Charlie George, we present to you the perfect gift. The Arsenal Corner Flag Mini Gnome is a fantastic miniature statuette, Approx. 10cm tall, sporting the Arsenal colours & holding a flag aloft in apparent victory! Perfect any Gunners Fan! And because he sporting the kit, this corner ref will give the right decision every time in the Gooners' favour
- " No that wasn't offside!" Arsenal Corner Flag Mini Garden Gnome Fantastic gift for the football obsessed Gunner Fan Officially licensed Arsenal merchandise Looks hilarious in the home or garden Approximately 10cm tall
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Do you always struggle for what to buy that avid Chelsea fan who has virtually every piece of Chelsea FC merchandise going (until that is the strip is changed of course). The Chelsea Corner Flag Mini Gnome is the perfect remedy to this problem. The avid fan will love this novelty miniature statuette, displaying their fanatical support for their team to the world! & because he's sporting the kit, this corner ref will give the right decision every time in Chelsea's favour
- " No that wasn't offside!" The Corner Flag Mini Gnome is Approx. 10cm tall & is a brilliant gift idea.
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Do you always struggle for what to buy that avid West Ham fan who has virtually every piece of Hammers merchandise going (until that is the strip is changed of course). The West Ham Corner Flag Mini Gnome is the perfect remedy to this problem. The avid fan will love this novelty miniature statuette, displaying their fanatical support for their team to the world! & because he's sporting the kit, this corner ref will give the right decision every time in the Hammer's favour
- " No that wasn't offside!" The Corner Flag Mini Gnome is Approx. 10cm tall & is a brilliant gift idea.
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Sticky & fluffy! No we're not being x-rated here, but talking about one of childhood's great delights! CANDY FLOSS (or cotton candy!) Now you can get the joy of the funfair in your own home anytime, without trudging around a muddy field listening to whingeing kids! Delight your family & friends with endless colourful authentic candy floss, in minutes..... Just use caster sugar for fluffy white floss or add powdered food colouring to make floss of any other colour. Children of all ages will want to get involved from 5 to 65! The new halogen technology delivers more candy floss in less time than traditional heating elements, giving you even more fun for your money! Simple to use
- just use caster sugar to produce buckets of fluffy floss Fun for all the family
- Ideal for an easy treat or great at parties Easy to clean & store
- Detachable, dishwasher proof bowl & splash guard


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A toilet paper roll full of hilarious jokes to keep you entertained. You will be giggling in no time when you sit down & have a read of this roll full of toilet humor style jokes made to keep you entertained. A visit to the bathroom will never be the same again! If you know someone who needs a good giggle or spends a lot of time in the bathroom the Crap Jokes Toilet Roll is the perfect kitschgift idea. Or just keep it on your desk & have a read when you need an afternoon chuckle! ...

Heres the perfect gift book for pop music fans, rockers & anyone else who has wondered what the lyrics of some famous songs are all about. There has been some fantastic songs written & composed over the last 50 years, however with the great & good often comes the pathetic & downright ridiculous. So for all those who enjoys poking fun at a load of tosh, then this celebration of the very worst pop lyrics of all time ever, is ideal. ' Why do I find it hard to write the next line?' Spandau Ballet once asked. Even the greatest songwriters (and Spandau Ballet) have had the odd bad day at the office. Or more likely, a bad few minutes in the studio toilets scribbling the first words they can think of on the back of their tranquiliser prescription shortly before the vocal has to be recorded. Johnny Sharp has trawled half a century of lyrics to find the funniest examples of crippled couplets, outrageous innuendo, mixed metaphors, shameless self-delusion, nefarious nonsense & flagrant filth. Not to mention unforgivable over-use of alliteration. Crap Lyrics is a humorous celebration (and occasionally, condemnation) of over 120 of the most ridiculous hooks, lines & stinkers from pop poetry through the modern ages. Johnny Sharp has spent 15 years as a music journalist, & several of those years writing for NME under the name Johnny Cigarettes, so he knows that ridicule is nothing to be scared of. He's serious as cancer when he asks: Are we human, or are we dancer? & where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake, I fear? While moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis? Whether you're a diplomat, or even down the Laundromat, if you have ever heard a song & thought ' You what?', this is the book for you. ...

These great novelty cufflinks are perfect for all lovers of the great game, particularly with the Ashes going down under this winter! These cufflinks from maze combine a stylish silver finish with a classic bat & ball design & are fastened with a traditional torpedo clasp on the back. They come presented in a chrome box, making them the perfect gift for any cricket lover. ...

From Petron, suppliers of quality archery equipment for over 40 years, comes this wonderful toy Crossbow suitable for children aged 6 to 96! The Crossbow features three suction tipped safety darts with two target faces on the reverse of the box. Wonderful fun for small & big boys alike! The perfect "right on target" gift! Safe Crossbow which
Includes:three suction tipped safety darts Two target faces on the reverse of the box Suitable for children aged 6 to 96! Pack of 6 crossbow refills available Please note colour may vary from that depicted CE Certified
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