` New York, like London, seems to be a toilet of all the depravities of human nature.` Thomas Jefferson Welcome to New York. One of the most vibrant & beautiful cities in the world. Home to the most iconic skyline human beings have ever clapped their eyes on. It is the birthplace of Liberty, freedom & hot-dogs. It boasts some of the planet`s most alluring & enduring attractions & some of the most expensive retail & residential square footage known to estate agents. It is home to the Knicks, Mets, Yankees, Giants, Jets & Devils. It is the city infamously referred to as the city that never sleeps. & it`s true. It doesn`t. Which is why, now, after all these years, it has started to look a little tired. A little run down. A little exhausted. In short, it is a city falling apart, on its knees & in need of a damn good bath. The book is a hilarious collection of photographs of the world`s most fascinating city at its worst. The photos reveal the eccentricites, bleakness & humour of every nook & cranny of the sprawling five boroughs. Shit New York is a warts-&-all walk around the world`s favourite city seen through the eyes of its locals & Patrick Dalton
- the quintessential Englishman in New York. Word count: 3, 000