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Socks some may say the
most boring gift one can
give along with
aftershave or a tie. Ah,
but these are no ordinary
socks. These are no
nonsense mens socks for
the no nonsense bloke! If
he is the Boss, or
simply thinks he is,
then these black socks
featuring the lettering
"The Boss" in white
lettering says it all. He
can start the day by
donning this pair
thinking he is the main
man whether he finishes
the same way is yet to be
proven! Makes a brilliant
executive gift, Secret
Santa present or
Christmas Stocking
filler. After all, if
the sock fits.....
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Ever got bored of your
conventional clean shave?
Need a selection of fancy
dress facial hair for
that neverending line of
themed parties? Or simply
have you ever felt the
need to dress up as a
hollywood star, then a
granddad, then a sheriff
in quick, easy
succession? That makes
the Moustache Set the
perfect item for you!
Each Moustache has self
adhesive backing for easy
wear, and the wide
selection means you'll
never get bored, there's
enough for one every day
of the week!The styles
are as follows:Sunday -
The HollywoodMonday - The
HeroTuesday - The
SquareWednesday - The
BruiserThursday - The
WeaselFriday - The
SheriffSaturday - The
Granddad
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The Grumpy Old Git Mints
are the fantastic novelty
gift for the older man
you know who's always in
a mood! Freshen their
breathe, try (and
probably fail!) to
brighten up their day
with these amusing
sugar-free peppermints,
presented in a gold case
with "Grumpy Old Git
Mints" etched in black on
the front of the casing.
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Yeah, pull the other
one. Know when a
colleague, friend or
even loved is telling
porkies? Don t hesitate,
don t argue simply
introduce the bullshit
button and that will have
them buttoning their
cakehole in no time. The
Bullshit Button in the
colour that denotes
danger or STOP - red - is
basically a button with a
loud built-in speaker and
red light that
illuminates with a
bullshit response. It
will alert the fibber
with one of 5 following
responses: Oh come on
now, that ain' t even
bullshit, that's horse
shit.(Siren) Warning,
warning, bullshit
alert.(Beep) That was
bullshit.(Siren) Bullshit
detected, take
precautions.(Siren)
Bullshit level death con
5Using the convenient
Velcro backing why not
attach it to the
dashboard of your car
perfect response to that
irritating back seat
driver!
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As practical jokes go,
the electric shock in the
handshake trick is one of
the oldest! However that
doesn't make it a "has
been" of tricks! In fact
it now can be revivied
and introduced to a whole
new generation of
pranksters and
prankstees! The Portable
Hand Shock (or shake)
will add a real buzz to
your handshake with this
subtle but shocking
device! Simply hide the
Hand Shock in your palm;
there's a ring attached
to put your finger
through so it sits
comfortably in your hand
without being too
obvious. Now get ready to
greet your victims with a
spine-tingling electric
shock!Don't worry, the
shock given is designed
to be punchy but harmless
so you can be sure you'll
just be delivering a
fright!Perfect for
welcoming dignitaries or
VIP clients (or not!!).
Make sure that your new
friends, colleagues,
business associated have
a sense of humour as they
may not stay "in contact"
for much longer!WARNING!
This product is NOT
recommended for children
under 14This product
emits an electric shock.
It is NOT a toy! Do NOT
use if you suffer from
epilepsy, heart
conditions or similar
related
illnessesNeutrally
coloured casing helps
disguise the device when
in usePerfect gift for
the joker in your family
or workplacePowered by 4
x AG3 batteries
(included)
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We've come up with a
solution for those that
want to shock, but to
whom pain is a no-no.
Simply slip on our
washable nylon sleeves,
light the blue touch
paper and retire to a
safe distance.One
coloured sleeve and one
black and white sleeve
are in each of the 2
packs so you have the
choice to wear one or
both.Stretchable ;
washable, simply slip on
for an instant and
realistic looking tattoo.
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If life is really driving
you around the bend,
then pick up this Banana
Stress Reliever, rather
than something breakable!
We can't guarantee the
problem is going to go
away, however this great
stress toy will help to
relax your muscles,
de-stress you and you can
still throw it without
breaking anything
(providing you don't aim
it at your priceless
vase. This puts all those
other boring stress toys
and stress balls firmly
in the shade. Basically
squeezing one of your
five day will help
release the agitation and
frustration brought on by
seemingly unattainable
targets, exasperating
spreadsheets, exam
stress and anything else
that winds you up! And
according to nutritionist
boffins, eating bananas
are apparently good for
depression although we
wouldn't recommend you
eat this one - just
squeezing it to release
tension should suffice!
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Know a frustrated drummer
who always wanted to be
drumming like Keith Moon
or Ringo rather than just
the bloke in accounts? He
s the type that picks up
a pair of office pencils
and does an impromptu
drum solo, on a mug or
desk like they're playing
to a crowd of thousands-
not a water cooler and
the photocopier.Pander to
their fantasy with these
perfectly formed
drumstick pencils! Pretty
self explanatory, you
can keep writing and drum
away to your hearts
content whenever the
moment takes
you.Excellent for musical
kids or adults who
haven't grown out of the
rock star dream. They say
the pen is mightier than
the sword. But which is
mightier between the
pencil and the drumstick?
Who knows!?Pack comprises
two HB pencils which are
pencils at one end, drum
sticks at the other.
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Now there is no need to
be arse about face when
it comes to using the
right part of the soap
for the face and
downstairs bits! The
Arse/Face Soap is lightly
perfumed and comes in a
pack of two. Its striking
brown and white colour
scheme means it's easy to
keep tabs on which side
is for which end, thus
avoiding arse/face
contamination. Now all
you have to worry about
is the curly bits of hair
that get stuck in the
soap, regardless which
end it's used on - YUCK!
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Are you a fan of "I'm a
Celebrity- Get Me out of
Here"? Is watching a
group of Z list
celebrities chomping on
creepy crawlies your kind
of thing? Well how about
hosting a Bush Tucker
trail in the comfort of
your own home with these
novelty BBQ
Mealworms. Forget the
peanuts and Bombay mix,
these BBQ flavoured
critters, which are oven
baked for safety, are
not your average party
food. Perfect for getting
a reaction at any house
party, or how about at
the Christmas family
gathering you shock Nanna
with this savoury insect
snack. These BBQ
mealworms are the perfect
novelty gift for any I'm
a Celebrity fan, or an
ideal novelty Christmas
stocking filler or Secret
Santa gift for that
friend or colleague you
just
"love." Ingredients: Insect
Larva (Tenebrio Molitor)
[97%], Flavouring [3%]
(Sugar, Dextrose,
Torula, Yeast, Salt,
Tomato/Onion Powder,
Hydrolyzed Vegetable
Protein, Monosdium
Glutamate, Soy Flour)
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Master a musical
instrument at your desk
in just a few hours. This
plastic ruler has printed
finger markings and note
positions and comes with
a 'tongue in cheek'
guidebook to reveal the
secrets of modern ruler
playing. There is no need
for co-ordination or
timing and you don't even
need to leave your chair!
Make your stationary come
alive and play this
musical ruler which is
the perfect novelty gift
for any would-be
musician.
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Socks some may say the
most boring gift one can
give along with
aftershave or a tie. Ah,
but these are no ordinary
socks. Do you know any
Grumpy Old Gits? You're
bound to as the world
seems to be full of them
these days! Surely life
in the 21st century isn't
that bad. Of course,
some old blokes don't
admit they're wrong or
even bad tempered - it's
just everybody else that
is! So if he's turning
into Victor Meldrew then
award him with this
Grumpy Old Git Pair of
Socks. The message
written in white on each
sock will remind him he
is just that when opening
these up on his birthday,
Father's Day or even
Christmas Morning a
Grumpy Old Git! After all
if the sock fits.
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Brush aside those gift
concerns: This is the
must-have item for
well-groomed delinquent
rebels everywhere. This
is not just another
pocket folding comb, it
resembles an old
fashioned flick knife!
Put the finishing touches
to his bad boy look.
Great for keeping those
unruly strands in place,
anywhere and everywhere!
Male grooming in a
serious matter and, here
at Gadget Grotto, we
understand that a gent s
hairstyle is of the
upmost importance and
must be carefully
maintained at all times.
Our foldable comb is
pocket size and makes a
great addition to the
travel toiletery bag. A
fantastic and highly
unusual stocking filler
or boyfriend present
idea.
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Give a gift guaranteed to
provoke fits of laughter
with the Arse/Face
Sponge. From the clean
freak to the comedian
this will amuse
absolutely anyone! Colour
coded for cleanliness in
brown and cream, with
opposable text on either
side, it's easy to keep
tabs on which side is for
which end, thus avoiding
arse/face contamination.
Now there is no need to
be arse about face when
it comes to using the
right part of the sponge
for the face and
downstairs bits! A
fantastic novelty gift to
give to someone who you
love to share a joke
with!
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Our Sock Monkey kit
provides you with
everything needed to
craft your very own sock
monkey from scratch. Why
Build a Bear when you can
Make a Monkey and for
much less? The DIY kit
provides great motivation
to develop your sewing
skills, with the added
reward of an adorable
animal to keep -
Guaranteed to put a smile
on little one's faces.
The whole family can
participate in helping
turn a simple striped
sock into a cuddly toy.
Our cheeky jungle primate
sewing kit includes a
pair of socks, buttons,
needle and thread,
ribbon and stuffing.
Instructions are straight
forward and easy to
follow. A great gift idea
for creative boys, girls
and adults!
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Rock out with your keys,
and not your guitar.
Simply slide in your key
into one of these funky
key covers and you will
easily be able to
distinguish the front
door key from the back
door key, so you're not
fumbling around and
checking the key
engraving or cut. This
pack of key covers
features six colourful
designs - Union Jack,
Leopard print, Rising
sun, Skull and
Crossbones, Flames and
Checkers. A cute
accessory for the wannabe
rockstar, guitarist -
anyone.
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The Crap Jokes Toilet
Roll (no pun intended) is
ideal for those who like
to spend time in the bog
and want to be
entertained whilst
spending a penny or doing
well enough said
really.There is nothing
wrong with a bit of
toilet humour now and
again and this collection
couldn t be more
appropriate.Q: What s the
difference between roast
beef and pea soup?A:
Anyone can roast beef!
Yep, you get the idea.
Crap by name and crap by
nature!Chuckle or groan
either way these gags are
bound to raise a smile!
Ah, that s better! This
loo roll makes a great
novelty gift or
house-warming present!
Why not present it to a
work colleague? He or she
could keep it on the
desk, especially if that
individual is susceptible
to the odd cold or
snuffle.
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The Laserlite is the
perfect compact and
useful addition to your
keyring. Ever found
yourself outside your
destination in complete
darkness, got out of the
car and walked straight
into the only puddle in
the carpark? The powerful
LED torch will prevent
this, just simply attach
it to your keyring and
never suffer in darkness
again! It even comes with
a CE certified laser
beam, perfect for using
as a pointer during
presentations, or even
just entertaining the
cat! At only 72x13mm,
the compact Laserlite is
the sensible attachment
you need for your keys,
without carrying extra
bulk.This product is for
over 18s only.
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Wanna give a really Kick
Ass gift with a
difference? Then give the
host of your next BBQ a
Mini Extreme Sauces Gift
Pack. BBQ guests and
friends will be raving
(or raging) with heat
induced pain or pleasure!
And as the names suggests
for all four, these
sauce are HOT!!! So hot
in fact that they should
be used sparingly! Four
sauces comprise: Hot
Sauce from Hell,
Spontaneous Combustion
Hot Sauce, Ass Blaster
Hot Sauce & Hot Sauce
From Hell - Devils
Revenge. All are no
nonsense sauces for all
you cowboys and pardners
out there, and these
condiments will surely
add a kick to the saddle
of any outdoor
grill! Ideal for BBQs,
outdoor grills, kitchen
and lovers of hot sauces
anytime! Comes in novelty
packaging. Ingredients: Hot
Sauce From Hell Water,
Habanero Pepper,
Vinegar, Carrots, Salt,
Xanthan Gum, Garlic and
spices Spontaneous
Combustion Hot Sauce
Water, Habanero Pepper,
Vinegar, Capsicum
Extract, Salt, Garlic,
Spices and Xanthan
Gum Ass Blaster Hot Sauce
Water, Habanero Pepper,
Vinegar, Capsicum
Extract, Carrots, Salt,
Xanthan Gum, Garlic and
spices Hot Sauce From
Hell Devil's Revenge
Habanero Pepper,
Vinegar, Carrots,
Capsicum Extract, Salt,
Garlic and spices
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The Discovery Superstore
3-in-1 Laser Pen takes
writing utensils to the
next level, combining a
regular black ink pen
with a red laser beam
pointer and a super
bright torch. The laser
pen appears to shine to
infinity and beyond and
can be operated in dual
mode, with the torch and
laser shining
simultaneously.The torch
function provides a
bright beam of light
perfect for locating keys
and navigating around
dark places. The pen is
can be taken anywhere and
everywhere and is sure to
come in handy, when you
least expect it.The laser
pen is a great teaching
tool, for pointing to
boards and maps. With the
huge range of the laser
pen, Golfers may find
use of it, to locate
targets in the distance.
Lasers are even used as
pet toys - simply shine
the light around the room
and watch your furry
friends chase the red dot
around, with pure joy.
Hours of entertainment to
be had.These uses aside,
we do request that you
use the laser
responsibly. Misuse of
Laser Pens is highly
illegal and can cause
permanent eye sight
damage, and even
blindness, if shone
directly at the eyes. For
these reasons, we do not
recommend use by
children. We insist that
our Laser Pointers are
used for sensible and
law-abiding activities
only. Not for use in
public venues (including,
but not limited to,
football matches and
concerts).A great present
for an Executive. The
office pen has a modern
design, with a luxurious
feel, sitting
comfortably in the hand
for hours of writing.
Matching carry case and 3
LR44 batteries included.
Great gift idea for Dad
or present for Grandad.
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Socks some may say are
the most boring gift one
can give along with
aftershave or a tie. Ah,
but these are no ordinary
socks. Get the
fashionable English
summer sock look all year
round with the Sock
Sandal. The best thing is
that the old brown sandal
is now superfluous to
requirement thanks to the
sandal pattern printed on
these white socks! It is
considered that wearing
Sandals with Socks is an
abhorred practice
performed only by
anti-social dorks and
that such questionable
clothing choices should
be banned. Yet, many
wish to substitute style
for comfort and who are
we to argue! So if you
know someone who likes to
rummage through their
sock drawer for some ugly
tartan pair before
donning sandals, get
them to wear these
instead. Not only do they
get to wear a signature
style, they can double
up the look too.
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Socks some may say the
most boring gift one can
give along with
aftershave or a tie. Ah,
but these are no ordinary
socks. Get the
fashionable English
summer sock look all year
round with the Sock
Sandal. The best thing is
that the old brown sandal
is now superfluous to
requirement thanks to the
sandal pattern printed on
these white socks! It is
considered that wearing
Sandals with Sock is an
abhorred practice
performed only by
anti-social dorks and
that such a sartorial
choices should be banned.
Yet, many wish to
substitute style for
comfort and who are we to
argue! So if you know
someone who likes to
rummage through their
sock drawer for some ugly
tartan pair before
donning sandals, get
them to wear these
instead. Not only do they
get to wear a signature
style, they can double
up the look too.
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This is toilet humour at
its absolute yuckiness.
Instead of Top Trumps
this is a game of Plop
Trumps. If you're
familiar with the card
game of Trumps where
comparisons are made,
then this takes the
classic schoolyard game
to a whole new disgusting
level. The rules are easy
- simply compare the
smelliness, hardness and
general 'uurrgghh factor'
of pictures of poo. Like
the normal game of
Trumps, each card has a
picture and 'stats'; it
also comes with an
interesting fact about
the animal which produced
the poo - very
educational indeed! This
game really does stink!
Child-like in its humour
and approach, this card
game is ideal for
grown-ups who have never
really grown up! Makes a
great stocking filler or
secret santa gift for
that colleague who you're
not particularly keen on
what a great way to show
that person what you
really think of them.
Comes in a handy tin easy
to transport or take on
long car journeys! We
give this a disgusting
rating of 11 out of 10!
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The Ridleys mouth organ
is a fantastic musical
toy for anyone who wants
to play the blues or
drive everyone else mad
trying.Classically styled
with a €œdeep south
New Orleans sound in the
key of C, this cute
little instrument comes
with instructions,
cleaning cloth and
storage case. Ideal for
all ages, all
abilities.Completely
portable too - take it to
your next party or office
get together!
Unfortunately, we cannot
provide you with sultry
Louisiana weather or
dusty old verandas you ll
just have to use your
imagination to really
emulate a blues
musician.Ridley's Mouth
Organ measures 10.5cm
(length); 2cm (width);
2.5cm (depth). Comes
packaged in a retro
styled gift boxed
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You will never run out of
money again!The Cash
Stash keyring features a
key fob capsule which
secures one folded
banknote of any currency.
Perfect when you're out
and about and think
you've spent the last
note from your wallet or
penny from your pocket
and then hey presto -
there is still another
£20 at your disposal.
Don't forget to refill it
since your last emergency
grasp though!The
emergency cash capsule is
basically a small
waterproof container clip
which is made form
aircraft grade aluminum.
Very hand indeed and
relatively inconspicuous
amongst your set of keys!
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You may be old enough to
drink alcoholic
beverages, however that
doesn't stop you NOT
acting your age! Add
some silliness to your
slurping with these
drinking straws glasses.
Put the glasses on,
stick the long end of the
Silly Straw into your
drink and the other into
your mouth, then suck
away. Your drink will
shoot up the straw,
swirl around your eyes
and end up in your mouth!
You'll probably go
cross-eyed watching the
liquid go around the
frames of the spectacles
before it goes down your
gullet, but now you can
say that your last beer
wasn't responsible for
your double vision. Makes
a great novelty gift for
the home bar or that
student house warming
party. Why not provide
them in a goodie bag at
your next party, or send
them out with
invitations? Guests not
wearing them upon
arriving will be
penalised or not let in.
Now you can really make a
spectacle of yourself!
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Big kids, little kids,
pranksters and
schoolchildren - listen
up! The classic fart gag
tool is here in the shape
of this Large Whoopee
Cushion. It's gotta be
one of the oldest
practical jokes. Parents,
school teachers, other
pupils and work
colleagues can all fall
victim to the amusing
sound of "breaking wind".
Fortunately, there will
be none of that "he who
smelt it, deal it"
mallarky as there will be
no smell from this windy
emission.At over 12
inches in diameter, this
is possibly the world 's
largest "farty" noise
maker and will produce
bigger, louder and even
longer farts than before!
Makes a perfect
Christmas stocking filler
or secret santa present -
particularly for the
jokester in the
office...Why not add a
bit of levity to that
boring meeting or maths
lesson. Or perhaps Gran
is having the vicar to
tea....
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The Minger Power Top
Tumps game is a hilarious
collection of photographs
of unfortunate looking
people.Battle against
your opponents with a
range of entertaining
categories, such as
'Special Skill',
'Style', 'Odour' and
'Ugly-O-Meter'!Take
Harold, he has an odour
of damp blankets with an
overall rating of six or
Cath whose special skill
is weasel hunting.Will
your Mingers help you win
your opponents cards?A
hysterical adult
alternative to the
original Top Trumps game
set and a perfect
stocking filler or joke
present for the modern
man.
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Losing your keys is
infuriating enough, yet
even worse when you re in
a desperate hurry to do
the school run or running
late for work. You meant
to put them on the hook
by the frontdoor but
after coming in late
after a few, however all
thoughts of common sense
and practicality went out
of the window. So where
did you put them?When
your memory fails you,
then you can always rely
on the Whistle Keyfinder
keyring. Simply purse
your lips, whistle and
the key finder will beep
and flash, guiding the
way. Of course, they
were under the bed all
this time!The Whistle
Keyfinder is a keyfob of
sleek design which can
easily attach to your
keyring. Ideal for the
absent minded individual
who is always mislaying
important keys. This
handy little device also
has a red LED light which
can be illuminated with a
press of the button.
Release the button and
the light will turn off.
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Let's face it, socks
make a pretty boring
gift. But if you know
someone who is into
fashionable, retro style
sneakers, then look no
further. In the style of
the famous Converse
sneaker, these socks are
perfect wear for crusing
around the house in
without messy shoes. And
we always want to keep
our feet warm whatever
the weather.They make
great bed time socks too,
although the stitched
pattern and realistic
sole are too good to hide
under bedclothes. Machine
washable at 30 degrees.
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Know any fans of "I'm a
Celebrity- Get Me Out of
Here"? Do they sit in the
comfort of their sitting
room, over 10, 000 miles
away from the jungle and
think "What are they
moaning about? Bush
Tucker trials are a
breeze?" Then now is your
chance to test their
nerve with these Salt &
Vinegar crickets. Oven
baked for safety and
taste, these crickets
have a salt & vinegar
flavouring. How about
host your own Bush Tucker
trials at home or at a
party and sort the man
from the mouse. So if you
know someone who claims
to be all 'man' then this
would be a great way to
test their mettle, or it
would make the perfect
Christmas stocking
filler, or Secret Santa
gift for the boss or
colleague you
"love". Ingredients Crickets
(Acheta Domestica) [97%],
Flavouring [3%]
(Lactose, Sodium,
Dacetate, Salt, Malic
Acid, Ciric Acid,
Vinegar Powder, Modified
Food Starch, and Silicon
Dioxide)
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Making paper planes has
always been the preserve
of mischievous children
in a classroom and bored
office workers. This
boxed Page A Day 2012
Calendar comprises a
paper aeroplane for every
day of the year. Each new
day brings a brand new
paper plane that you can
make then throw around
your office when bored.
As every plane is unique,
you could display the
entire collection in your
office to admire by the
end of the year. All the
paper airplanes are made
from the calendar pages,
are in full colour and
come with folding
instructions. Ideal for
the desk at home or work
would make a perfect
Secret Santa Gift for an
office colleague or great
Christmas Stocking filler
for the student,
schoolboy or schoolgirl.
Availability: In Stock
£4.99
Available
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Jurassic Park, step
aside. Barney, move out
of the way. We have got
the latest Dino must-have
right here! Our
Dinosaur Cookie Cutters
allows you to bake edible
3D Dinos (each composed
of 3-4 parts, slotted
together). The word
Dinosaur translates to:
Terrible Lizard but there
is nothing terrible about
the sweet smell that 's
about to fill your
kitchen. These will be
all the rave at boy 's
birthday parties this
summer. Serve and watch,
as your guests munch the
Dinosaurs back into
extinction.4 models to
choose from: Triceratops,
Stegosaurus,
Brachiosaurus and T-Rex
Availability: In Stock
£7.99
Available
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Jurassic Park, step
aside. Barney, move out
of the way. We have got
the latest Dino must-have
right here! Our
Dinosaur Cookie Cutters
allows you to bake edible
3D Dinos (each composed
of 3-4 parts, slotted
together). The word
Dinosaur translates to:
Terrible Lizard but there
is nothing terrible about
the sweet smell that 's
about to fill your
kitchen. These will be
all the rave at boy 's
birthday parties this
summer. Serve and watch,
as your guests munch the
Dinosaurs back into
extinction.4 models to
choose from: Triceratops,
Stegosaurus,
Brachiosaurus and T-Rex
Availability: In Stock
£7.99
Available
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Jurassic Park, step
aside. Barney, move out
of the way. We have got
the latest Dino must-have
right here! Our
Dinosaur Cookie Cutters
allows you to bake edible
3D Dinos (each composed
of 3-4 parts, slotted
together). The word
Dinosaur translates to:
Terrible Lizard but there
is nothing terrible about
the sweet smell that 's
about to fill your
kitchen. These will be
all the rave at boy 's
birthday parties this
summer. Serve and watch,
as your guests munch the
Dinosaurs back into
extinction.4 models to
choose from: Triceratops,
Stegosaurus,
Brachiosaurus and T-Rex
Availability: In Stock
£7.99
Available
-
Jurassic Park, step
aside. Barney, move out
of the way. We have got
the latest Dino must-have
right here! Our
Dinosaur Cookie Cutters
allows you to bake edible
3D Dinos (each composed
of 3-4 parts, slotted
together). The word
Dinosaur translates to:
Terrible Lizard but there
is nothing terrible about
the sweet smell that 's
about to fill your
kitchen. These will be
all the rave at boy 's
birthday parties this
summer. Serve and watch,
as your guests munch the
Dinosaurs back into
extinction.4 models to
choose from: Triceratops,
Stegosaurus,
Brachiosaurus and T-Rex
Availability: In Stock
£7.99
Available
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Blink Bandz are the
latest party accessory -
perfect for children 's
birthday parties and
adult raving alike. The
colourful silicone bands
are motion sensitive.
Your moves will trigger
the two extra-bright
pulsating LED lights.
Blink Bandz come in 6
vibrant colours to choose
from: Green (with Green
LED's), Hot Pink (with
White LED's), Orange
(with Orange LED's),
Black (with Blue LED's),
White (with White LED's)
and Blue (with Blue
LED's). You can't be
missed on the dancefloor
in these. Why not wear
multiple wrist bands for
the ultimate effect?Blink
Bandz are also great for
dog walkers and cyclists,
needing to draw
attention to themselves
in the dark of the night.
Availability: In Stock
£5.99
Available
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Celebrate the ancient
Japanese art of Origami
every day of the year
with this boxed Page A
Day Origami 2012 Desk
Calendar. Each new day
brings a brand new model;
create flowers, animals,
flowers, birds or
Christmas
ornaments. Comprising a
"6x6 square piece of
pattern paper, each
design comes with
detailed folding
instructions. There are
models for every level
from novices of this fine
art to the experienced
hobbyist. As each model
is unique, you could
display the entire
collection in your office
to admire by the end of
the year. Ideal for the
desk at home or work
would make a perfect
Secret Santa Gift for an
office colleague or great
Christmas Stocking filler
for the student,
schoolboy or schoolgirl.
Availability: In Stock
£4.99
Available
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Baldies - keep that bonce
gleaming clean with this
Baldy's Buffer. This is a
great novelty gift for
those with a bare head or
who may be losing their
hair and are entertaining
the idea of buying a
sirrup to cover up /
compensate! Make that
person embrace their
pattern
baldness. Alternatively,
if he's proud to be a
slap-head, then this
won't offend at all -
because bald is
beautiful. Just ask any
famous personage - Bruce
Willis, Vin Diesel,
Patrick Stewart or even
those guys from Right
Said Fred! Either way,
this makes a great
Christmas stocking filler
or Secret Santa.
Availability: In Stock
£3.50
Available
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Need a diversion at work
or simply a bit of down
time when the office
becomes a bit stressful?
Super Magnetic Putty is a
stress reliever toy and
time waster gadget with a
difference! Better than a
stress ball, it has been
described by some
astonished users as
"magic putty".
Why? Because this
Magnetic Putty can be
pushed, pulled,
squeezed, torn,
squished, and bounced by
the user for stress
relief, or just plain
fascination and fun, and
will astound everyone
with its ability to pick
up and manipulate
magnets! So when you're
bored or stressed, take
out this Magnetic Putty
for a bit of excitement,
whilst you take time out
from that tricky
spreadsheet or report.
Availability: In Stock
£5.99
Available
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Here's a perfect football
gift for the football
fanatic in your family
and it doesn't matter who
they support. Get them to
test their knowlegdge and
see just how dedicated
fan they really are with
The Can't Get Enough of
Football 2012 desk
calendar. It features 365
days of fun filled
questions to amuse and
baffle any football fan
the entire year. Plus,
it includes
memorable"es from
players and managers with
stats from games from
throughout the history of
football. By December
2012, the football fan
you know will be a
football expert! For
example, Who is the only
player to score in an FA
Cup Final, League Cup
Final, UEFA Cup Final
and Champions League
Final? Ideal football
gift for the desk at home
or work would make a
perfect Secret Santa Gift
for an office colleague
or great Christmas
Stocking filler for the
student, schoolboy or
schoolgirl. After all,
football gifts are the
obvious choice and really
a no-brainer when buying
for football fans!
Availability: In Stock
£4.99
Available
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Going to the urinal can
sometimes be a stressful
activity. Lining up next
to total strangers, or
even more awkwardly your
boss! There are occasions
when nerves overtake and
you just can't pee, even
though you've been
busting for hours and
there are times when you
suffer wee fall-out.
These are the times when
no matter how much you
wiggle and dance, you'll
always end up with drips
on your pants. Well, NOT
ANY MORE! Bring on (or
rather) put on the Pee
Pee Bib - the "no drip
from your pee pee tip"
bib! Basically it's a bib
that is worn to protect
your pants from those
annoying after wee
splashes. As Mr Al P.
Mipants has revealed -
"Save me lots of money on
Dry Cleaning". Enough
said.
Availability: In Stock
£4.99
Available
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Flicking rubber bands was
one of the great hobbies
of mischievous school
children and bored office
workers. Remember
flicking your classmates
or the teacher using a
pencil or even a just
your hands, although
there was always the risk
of it backfiring and
pinging your
fingers. Here's a more
efficient way to launch
rubber bands. The
Original Rubber Band
Shooter loads 5 rubber
bands for rapid fire
action! Stretch the first
rubber band from the
pistol tip, over the top
to the furthest spur.
Stretch each successive
rubber band to the next
spur and then to the next
spur and so on. Pull the
trigger to shoot each
rubber band. You can use
it to test yourself as a
single shot sharpshooter
or multi rapid shot
cowboy! Plus, the toy
comes with a bag
containing a plentiful
bounty of rubber band
ammo! This toy gun is
made from real
sustainable wood giving
it that lovely retro,
old fashioned feel. Makes
a great toy for the
office when there is a
bit of work down time.
After all, you can use
your own desktop
stationery as ammunition.
NB: Never shoot rubber
bands at people or pets.
Made of real wood. For
ages 5 and up. Measures
25cm in length.
Availability: In Stock
£5.99
Available
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Mobile phones and digital
cameras have, to a
certain extent, made
amateur film makers of us
all. So why not create
your own Zombie Movie
with this fantastic Make
Your Own Zombie Movie kit
and then load it onto a
social media site or You
Tube or even email it
directly to your
friends. The Kit contains
a film backdrop measuring
56 cms wide by 38 cms in
length and all the
characters and props you
could want in order to
make your cinematic
masterpiece. All you need
now is a plot and script.
Add special effects using
apps and imaginative
props to make your movie
really stand out. To this
you can add various types
of zombies, groups of
survivors, and a variety
of gruesome looking props
simply by cutting them
out from the card sheets
provided. Ok, it may not
have the wonderful
choreography and music of
Thriller or look like
Ridley Scott blockbuster,
but what do you expect
on a very tight budget.
Makes a great novelty
gift for the film
students or wannabe
scriptwriters. What's in
the Box? 1 x Realistic
Street Sheet1 x Sheet
Zombies1 x Sheet Zombie
Proof Vehicle1 x Sheet
Film Making Props1 x
Street Features1 x Sheet
additional props2 x
Sheets Zombies1 x Sheet
Human Heros10 x Animated
Stickers1 x Sheet
Assembly Instructions
Availability: In Stock
£5.99
Available
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Bring out your inner kid
with the DIY Straws and
make sipping a straw fun
again this summer! Create
an endless array of
twists, turns and
3-Dimensional splits
until your simple summer
drink looks more like a
plumber re-piped a
skyscraper!This DIY straw
set contains 21 pieces
and includes different
sizes of straws and
multiple connectors that
go in every possible
direction so the shapes
you make are only limited
by your imagination!
These DIY straws are
guaranteed to add some
fun to your Barbecue
drinks or cocktail party
this summer and would
make a great addition to
any home bar.Not suitable
for children under 36
months.
Availability: In Stock
£4.99
Available
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Walking down the road and
you bump into your
ex-girlfriend, the
awkward pause, the
strained small talk about
the weather and then the
horrid goodbye; do we
hug? Do I just walk
off? The solution is
finally here; just stash
a tash for whenever you
need an instant identity
transformation.
Individually wrapped,
these six moustaches come
in a variety of different
styles ready for your
time of need. Just pop
one on and magically mask
you identity. Whether
you want some facial fur
for a fancy dress party
or need an instant
disguise, these are the
perfect solution. Great
for that fun
cross-dressing
party. Styles include
traditional gent,
cowboy, rusty brush,
Italian plumber, oil
baron and abra-kadabra -
there is a moustache to
enhance your costume,
from Magnum P.I. to that
foppish English gent.
Availability: In Stock
£6.25
Available
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The puzzle cube of the
Digital Age! The iCube
turns smartphone Apps
into a modern day cube
puzzle. Get twisting and
manipulating the iCube's
multiple sides to create
uniformity with the
smartphone-style App
depictions. This
twenty-first century
version works exactly
like that famous cube
invented by a Hungarian
Sculptor in the 1980's
that launched a huge,
worldwide craze. A real
brainteaser puzzle that
will keep every one
quiet. Why not hold races
at your next family
gathering? Or challenge
those who boasted they
could complete the
original cube in seconds
to repeat their
performance. Makes a
great Christmas stocking
filler or secret stocking
filler. Dimensions: 5cm x
5cm x 5cm (approx)
Availability: In Stock
£3.99
Available
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Potatoes make great
ammunition so get ready
for a good old fashioned
showdown with any
inanimate object that
gets in your way with
this Potato Zapper or
Spud Gun. Easy and fun to
use, this potato pistol
will see you going
through potatoes at a
rapid rate! Simply press
the gun's tip into any
kitchen variety potato,
break off a small pellet,
aim, squeeze the
trigger and it will shoot
the harmless potato
pellet wherever you aim.
One potato equals
approximately 300 shots.
Of course, you will get
more out of a large King
Edward than any "new
potato" variety, however
it's entirely up to you
what ammo you
choose! This is a food
fight with a difference!
With up to 300 shots,
you can shoot away all
day!
Availability: In Stock
£4.99
Available
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Our Cata Pencil is not
simply just an innocent
writing tool, it
conveniently doubles as a
sling shot. This
must-have in desk
accessories will allow
you to launch small
objects of your choice
through the air, using
the attached elastic
band. Simply pull back,
release and gander at
just how far objects will
travel, at considerable
speed, with this nifty
launcher. The catapult
pencil makes a quirky
addition to pencil cases
and desk tidies,
regardless of age. It
works just as well,
pranking your boss as it
does that hated teacher.
The cata pencil is a
funny gift for boys and
men evertwhere and is a
great buy for this year's
christmas stockings and
secret santa gifts.We do
request that you remain
safe and sensible with
your use of the Cata
Pencil at all times.
Never aim at faces,
windows and animals,
when launching objects.
Availability: In Stock
£3.99
Available
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Meerkats, those cute
little rodents native to
the African continent are
now extremely popular due
mainly in part to those
famous insurance
advertisements. So why
not adopt a Meerkat in
the shape of this
beautifully crafted
handpainted pen. Ideal
for the office, you'll
never again be scrabbling
around for a pen as this
little cutey will be
"standing" proud in your
desk tidy, willing and
waiting to be used. Or if
he's too good to be kept
there, then keep him at
home or carry him around
with you in your bag or
pocket. He's made from
95% plastic with a metal
nib and refillable ink.
Perfect for the school
pencil case. Great piece
of novelty stationery!
Availability: In Stock
£3.99
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