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If this forthcoming winter is anything like last winter, then we can expect a lot of white stuff around, which means travel chaos, closed schools, slippery roads, freezing fingers & SNOW BALL FIGHTS! Yes its not all bad is it? Arm yourself with the fantastic Arctic Force Solo Snowball Blaster. You can create a perfect snowball by simply loading some cold stuff into the top-mounted snowball press & close the hinged lid. Gone are the times spent sitting & creating individual handmade snowballs. When ready, take aim, pull back the rubber strap & fire your snowball up to 60 feet. Thanks to the scoop shape cup which provides a mould, the Blaster shoots a single 2.4" snowball without destroying the snowball as it is being fired. Now we defy anyone to beat that in a snowball squirmish! Who said that the winter is for hibernating! This is a great gift for under the Christmas tree! Of course, we wouldnt recommend you fire directly at peoples faces, therefore a vinyl target is also included. Should be played under adult supervision. Suitable for Ages 8+ Please note, the video shows the larger Arctic Snowball Blaster, however you get the idea! Dimensioins: Length: 15.75";

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What characterises a British winter? Closed schools, cancelled trains & slippery road, cold hands & SNOWBALL FIGHTS! Brilliant! Create a perfect snowball with the Arctic Force Solo Snowball Blaster. Simply load snow into the top-mounted snowball press & close the hinged lid. Then take aim, pull back the rubber strap & fire. Your snowball will be launched up to 60 feet & will retain its perfectly formed 2.4 shape thanks to the scoop shape cup which provides the mould. A vinyl target is also included we wouldn t won t any serious injury to be caused by aiming directly at people s faces. Snow fights should be played under supervision of a responsible adult. Suitable for Ages 8+ Please note, the video shows the larger Arctic Snowball Blaster, however you get the idea! ...
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Aristotle's Number Puzzle is part of the Professor Puzzle Great Minds range of unique puzzles. Finished in an antique style to give the puzzle an aged look, it is inspired by the great Greek philosopher Aristotle. The aim of the puzzle is to make every row add up to 38? There are 15 rows in all directions to complete, each made up of 3, 4 or 5 pieces. This brilliant concept means that you can complete the puzzle by using every number from 1
- 19! About Aristotle 384-322 BCThe Greek thinker was the founder of Western science & philosophy consolidating the belief in the individual through this extensive writings, of which only about a third have survived. He had a great influence on the course of the Renaissance in the 16th Century & the development of Western civilisation & on our own modern thought & philosophy. His original writings covered a diverse range of subjects including logic, physics, biology, music, politics, ethics & poetry. His influence has lasted over 2, 000 years making him a truly great mind.
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Make your watch not just practical but stylish with this Armour Cladded LED Watch. It reveals the time through gaps in the bracelet, so no more glare from dated, digital watches of old. The chain-link, gun metal, appearance means that it can be used as a fashion accessory as well as a wristwatch. So whether you're in a business meeting or just relaxing at home, you will never look out of place. Press the button once & you get the time, twice & you'll see the date. Pressing it three times will display the seconds in bright, futuristic looking LEDs. So if you want a watch that even Iron Man would be proud then the Armour Watch is a perfect choice.1x CR2016 battery included ...
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Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to using the right part of the soap for the face & downstairs bits! The Arse/ Face Soap is lightly perfumed & comes in a pack of two. Its striking brown & white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on which side is for which end, thus avoiding arse/face contamination. Now all you have to worry about is the curly bits of hair that get stuck in the soap, regardless which end it's used on
- YUCK!
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Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to drying the top & bottom. Gone is that moment when you step out of the shower & try to remember which end to use. This large 100% cotton Arse/ Face Towel has clearly defined areas for drying the opposing ends of the body. Of course, we're not going to suggest that you don't clean yourself properly & therefore leave "streaks" on the towel.. The fact that the bottie bit is brown in colour, well nuff said really! As one clever wag has said, It's ok as long as you don't have a face that looks like an arse. We couldn't possibly comment! There is also an Arse/ Face soap to accompany this "lovely" towel
- see below Aptly coloured brown & white & labelled for each end Made from 100% cotton & is machine washable Measures 1.1metres (43" x 23")
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A large, quality 100% cotton Arse/ Face bath towel with clearly defined areas for drying the body. This fun bathroom accessory never fails to make you smile & makes a great gift for any man who likes a laugh. There are also matching men's grooming accessories
- the Arse/ Face soap & the Arse/ Face sponge to accompany this "lovely" towel
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Give a gift guaranteed to provoke fits of laughter with the Arse/ Face Sponge. From the clean freak to the comedian this will amuse absolutely anyone! Colour coded for cleanliness in brown & cream, with opposable text on either side, it's easy to keep tabs on which side is for which end, thus avoiding arse/face contamination. Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to using the right part of the sponge for the face & downstairs bits! A fantastic novelty gift to give to someone who you love to share a joke with! ...
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Arse / Face Soap

Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to using the right part of the soap for the face and downstairs bits! The Arse/Face Soap is lightly perfumed and comes in a pack of two. Its striking brown and white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on which side is for which end, thus avoiding arse/face contamination. Now all you have to worry about is the curly bits of hair that get stuck in the soap, regardless which end it's used on - YUCK!
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Now there is no need to be arse about face when it comes to using the right part of the soap for the face & downstairs bits! The Arse/ Face Soap is lightly perfumed & comes in a pack of two. Its striking brown & white colour scheme means it's easy to keep tabs on which side is for which end, thus avoiding arse/face contamination. Now all you have to worry about is the curly bits of hair that get stuck in the soap, regardless which end it's used on
- YUCK!

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White - A colour combining all colours
Brown - A colour, commonly associated with earth or soil
soap - The salt of a fatty acid used for cleaning and as a component of lubricants.
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