A toilet paper roll full of hilarious jokes to keep you entertained. You will be giggling in no time when you sit down & have a read of this roll full of toilet humor style jokes made to keep you entertained. A visit to the bathroom will never be the same again! If you know someone who needs a good giggle or spends a lot of time in the bathroom the Crap Jokes Toilet Roll is the perfect kitschgift idea. Or just keep it on your desk & have a read when you need an afternoon chuckle! ...

The Crap Jokes Toilet Roll (no pun intended) is ideal for those who like to spend time in the bog & want to be entertained whilst spending a penny or doing well enough said really. There is nothing wrong with a bit of toilet humour now & again & this collection couldn t be more appropriate.Q: What s the difference between roast beef & pea soup?A: Anyone can roast beef! Yep, you get the idea. Crap by name & crap by nature! Chuckle or groan either way these gags are bound to raise a smile! Ah, that s better! This loo roll makes a great novelty gift or house-warming present! Why not present it to a work colleague? He or she could keep it on the desk, especially if that individual is susceptible to the odd cold or snuffle. ...

Heres the perfect gift book for pop music fans, rockers & anyone else who has wondered what the lyrics of some famous songs are all about. There has been some fantastic songs written & composed over the last 50 years, however with the great & good often comes the pathetic & downright ridiculous. So for all those who enjoys poking fun at a load of tosh, then this celebration of the very worst pop lyrics of all time ever, is ideal. ' Why do I find it hard to write the next line?' Spandau Ballet once asked. Even the greatest songwriters (and Spandau Ballet) have had the odd bad day at the office. Or more likely, a bad few minutes in the studio toilets scribbling the first words they can think of on the back of their tranquiliser prescription shortly before the vocal has to be recorded. Johnny Sharp has trawled half a century of lyrics to find the funniest examples of crippled couplets, outrageous innuendo, mixed metaphors, shameless self-delusion, nefarious nonsense & flagrant filth. Not to mention unforgivable over-use of alliteration. Crap Lyrics is a humorous celebration (and occasionally, condemnation) of over 120 of the most ridiculous hooks, lines & stinkers from pop poetry through the modern ages. Johnny Sharp has spent 15 years as a music journalist, & several of those years writing for NME under the name Johnny Cigarettes, so he knows that ridicule is nothing to be scared of. He's serious as cancer when he asks: Are we human, or are we dancer? & where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake, I fear? While moving like a tortoise, full of rigor mortis? Whether you're a diplomat, or even down the Laundromat, if you have ever heard a song & thought ' You what?', this is the book for you. ...

These great novelty cufflinks are perfect for all lovers of the great game, particularly with the Ashes going down under this winter! These cufflinks from maze combine a stylish silver finish with a classic bat & ball design & are fastened with a traditional torpedo clasp on the back. They come presented in a chrome box, making them the perfect gift for any cricket lover. ...

Re-live the frustration caused by the iconic eighties gadget that is RUBIKS CUBE! Enjoy the exciting new multi-level play. Now you can have a quick flash of fun with Rubik's simpler side, before you take on the challenge of solving the whole cube. There are... wait for it... 43, 252, 003, 274, 489, 856, 000 ways of arranging the squares, & only one of these is the solution. So it's a massive challenge to work it out completely on your own. Fortunately it i ncludes the simplest ever, seven step SOLUTION to the World's Number ONE puzzle. ...

Can you crack the retro RUBIK S CUBE game? An original 3 x 3 Rubik s Cube, this has been baffling generations upon generations with its 27 little squares. Simply get your hands on the cube puzzle, slide & swivel it until you solve the mystery & match up the 9 colours. Sounds simple right? It s not! But don t worry. With 43, 252, 003, 274, 489, 856, 000 ways of arranging the squares & only ONE solution this set

Includes:: a helpful 7 step solution guide. Perfect for those who love brain teasers & puzzles.

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Most football fans wear their hearts on their sleeves when it comes to following their club. Wearing a football kit or scarf is fine at informal occasions down the pub at the match, out & about with mates, however you still want to show your devotion when its time to don a shirt! So what better way than to support your favourite team right down to your fingertips (well almost) with shirt cufflinks. These Manchester City shirt Cufflinks feature the club's crest with a bullet clasp backing & would make a colourful addition to any shirt. This is official Manchester City Football Club merchandise & a brilliant football gift for the mad City Fan, best man or bridegroom just dont tell the bride! After all, football gifts are the obvious choice & really a no-brainer when buying for football fans! ...

Most football fans wear their hearts on their sleeves when it comes to following their club. Wearing a football kit or scarf is fine at informal occasions down the pub at the match, out & about with mates, however you still want to show your devotion when it's time to don a shirt! So what better way than to support your favourite team right down to your fingertips (well almost) with shirt cufflinks. These Manchester City shirt Cufflinks feature the club's crest with a bullet clasp backing & would make a colourful addition to any shirt. This is official Manchester City Football Club merchandise & a brilliant football gift for the mad City Fan, best man or bridegroom just don't tell the bride! After all, football gifts are the obvious choice & really a no-brainer when buying for football fans! ...